Chapter 28: Reaper Is A Very Overprotective Father (And Darcy Records It All On Her iPod)
A/N: SORRY SORRY SORRY SORRY SORRY SORRY SORRY I KNOW I HAVEN'T UPDATED IN AGES I REALLY HAVE NO EXCUSE OTHER THAN I WAS ILL AND UGH SHIT SCHOOL ANG HOLY MOTHER OF- BLOOD OF OLYMPUS CAME OUT! Damn these stupid canon events are spoiling my fabulous story.
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Previously:
There was an awkward silence and then Cyclone clapped his hands together. "Right, let's get going back to the first galaxy then. Places to be, immortals to kill, galaxies to protect."
He strode of down the corridor with Loki in his wake and he muttered, "Boyfriends to inform of their daughter's dodgy dating choices." under his breath.
CAMP HAVEN-
Leo had been sitting at the Hephaestus Table when "The Glitch" had happened, the Hephaestus Table was situated directly opposite the Poseidon Table, so had had a very clear view of things.
As he had watched Cyclone disappear into thin air, he couldn't help thinking about how little they knew about these people.
Literally, the only thing they knew about the 'Alphas' was that they were ridiculously powerful. They knew a few of the 'Commanders', but only because they were ancient Greek legends, like Theseus and Achilles.
As the dining pavilion slowly began to empty, he couldn't help thinking about how much had changed in the past 4000 years since their own legends, Percy, Nico and Jason had disappeared.
The camp hierarchy had been seriously reordered several times, but now at the very top was the Hecate Cabin.
The 'movement' as it had been called at the time had been started by the Immortal Cabin Counselor at the time, Lou Ellen. She had decided that Hecate didn't get nearly enough recognition. Lou Ellen had been terrifying in her own right, she may have been short but she had 10 different piercing and was clad in leather 100% of the time. But she had given the title of Cabin Counselor to her younger sister, two years after she joined.
Aristonsia Cali had joined camp 103 years after Camp Haven was built. She, at first, hadn't really had much notice taken of her as she had been a quiet thing and very shy.
But now, she was the queen of camp. Daughter of Hecate, legacy of Bellona and blessed of Athena and Aphrodite, she was a force to be reckoned with. She was also completely Greek, and her name literally meant, 'The best and most beautiful'. Which was a fitting name as her looks were stunning, she had waist length black curls and an almost deathly pale skin tone, her face was perfectly sculpted with high cheekbones. Her eyes were thickly framed by long black lashes. Her eyes were intriguing, they had no 'natural' colour because they constantly changed depending on her mood. They were mainly a pale blue, as that was her neutral sort of colour, but you could tell you should run if black or red started to leak into the pupils.
Aristonsia was unbelievably powerful, almost so that she could have equaled the God's themselves. She could manipulate her magic to do almost anything. All the cabins were indebted to her because of this. She had extended the insides of their cabins so that they were much bigger on the inside will plenty of room for all the inhabitants as more an more demigod children joined camp and none left.
The Hecate/Trivia Cabin didn't participate in Capture the Flag as a cabin ever, because otherwise all the other cabins would just have to ally with them. Instead the different teams had to ally themselves with the children of Hecate/Trivia individually. Aristonsia's team nearly always won because of her vast amounts of controlled power.
There were so many cabins in Camp Haven and as they were all in such random places they had automatically updating maps all over the camp, created by Aristonsia of course. of where everything was
Many of the Immortal Campers from Leo's time were not still Head Counsellor, Annabeth was obviously still head of the Athena/Minerva cabin, but many of the others had given up that post long ago, instead using their immortality to go and aid the demigods still living in the mortal world. Leo was now co-cabin counsellor with Grace Asker, a burly blonde haired daughter of Vulcan that had arrived at camp about 1200 years after Percy, Nico and Jason left.
He had decided to stay in his position as counsellor of the Hephaestus/Vulcan cabin, but of course, every now an again there was a cocky new cabin member that thought a thin(well, a great deal thinner than them), short imp like him shouldn't be the counsellor. they always had a nasty surprise wen they challenged him.
Leo idly wondered how Aristonsia's power would match up with these mysterious warriors of Chaos. A few moments after Cyclone, Genius (Laura Brand) and Mastermind (Otto Malpenese) had disappeared, the other soldiers received some bad news, well, Leo thought it was bad news judging by the very colourful curses is was received by.
Leo wasn't even sure how many different languages they dipped into.
"Holy son of a motherfucking-" (Theseus [Commander Omega])
"Oh my fucking-Va te faire foutre, enculé!" (Pirithous [Lieutenant Omega] - French - Fuck you bastard)
"Holy crap. Cabron." (Gabrielle Bishop [Lieutenant Omicron] - Spanish - Motherfucker)
"As to thialo malaka." (Achilles [Commander Delta] - Greek [okay Leo understood this one] - Go to hell, wanker)
"Chikushō! It gets worse!" (Theseus again - Japanese - Oh shit)
"Wow. Questo è male. Accidenti questo è male." (Arthur [Commander Ksi] - Italian [he doesn't swear] - This is bad. Damn this is bad.)
"What must we endeavour now?" asked Zoë [Lieutenant Ksi] as the others carried on cursing in multiple languages as they read whatever the Hades they were reading.
"Was machen wir? Was machen wir? Ideme dopadnúť tie parchantov!" exclaimed Orion [Lieutenant Delta] so passionately that Leo almost felt himself nodding with the other warriors of Chaos despite the fact he had no idea what he was saying. (German - What do we do? What do we do? - Slovak - We go hunt down those bastards!).
Kim cleared her throat nervously, a bit scared. "Care to inform us lowly mortals-"
"Speak for yourself." muttered Lena, as she was an immortal camper.
"-what the Hades has happened?"
Kim shot a glare at Lena as Mila snickered behind her hand.
Zach [Commander Omicron] breathed out a loud sigh and replied as he appeared (along will Zoë) to be one of the only ones not ranting in a foreign language. "Someone, or something or some people have broken into the eternal torture section of the Void and freed several big name prisoners."
Everyone listening into their conversation (so basically everyone) drew in a breath. What? thought Leo anxiously, prisoners important enough to be half captive by the most powerful being in the universe, Chaos himself, had been freed.
Zoë grimaced and raised her voice slightly so that everyone could hear her over the streams of cuss words still emanating from the other commanders. "And you'd know two of them. Personally."
"Personally...?" asked Annabeth her voice trailing off slightly, her eyes widening as she realised what she was saying.
Zoë nodded grimly. "Kronos and Gaia."
A horrified gasp ran around the dining pavilion. "Both off them?" Franks said weakly.
Zach nodded grimly. "And a bunch of other lunatics. We really ought to start training you guys properly and get you ready to face this threat."
The children of war looked affronted. "We do train!" exclaimed an offended child of Enyo (Greek Goddess of War and Destruction).
Theseus seemed to have snapped out of his cursing daze and raised an unimpressed eyebrow at the child. "What you call that wimpy play fighting you were doing earlier training? Jeez you wouldn't last a day in the Legion."
Pirithous snorted. "A day? No they wouldn't last an hour."
Gabrielle shot them a look. "Bear in mind that not everyone here is immortal and they aren't, what, 7500 years old like you."
Theseus considered it and hurumphed. "Anyway, we are training proper from here on in. There are 8 of us here, we will all supervise different training activities, so you will need to spilt, somehow, I don't care how, into 8 groups. You will rotate each day. So like I do swordsmanship-"
"Wait no it would make sense if there were a couple of people together doing weaponry as a whole, like what's the point of trying to teach someone how to shoot if they will fight with a staff in the field." said Achilles logically.
Arthur nodded. "How about me, Zoë and Theseus do weapons and powers. I focus on close quarter weapons like swords, Zoë focuses on things based on aim like shooting and Theseus focuses on helping the gifted demigods develop and use their powers correctly, as you can manipulate water."
Gabrielle nodded thoughtfully. "Yeah that works. I can do strategy and tactics development, or healing."
"Wait I don't need to know how to heal people, that's the Apollo kids' jobs!" cried a the same brainless demigod of war.
Gabrielle turned and rounded on him, her eyes flashing dangerously. "Listen here you little shit. When you're on the field, in the middle of a battle and your leg gets a nasty wound, you're going to want to know what to do. Ambrosia and nectar will not help you if it cuts deep enough, you will have no way of getting back to the 'healers tent' if you can't use a leg and there is going to be so much blood and screaming everywhere that most likely no one will even notice that you are injured. If you at least know how to stop the blood flow and tie a decent bandage to give you enough time to find the healers then at least that's something. The healers have a job yes, but if you can't even get to them in time, then it's not their responsibility. I-"
"So basically shut the Tartarus up, healing is enormously useful." interrupted Zach, knowing that Gabrielle wouldn't stop her rant until that miserable child of Enyo had broken down into tears and was babbling apologies.
The campers eyed Gabrielle as if they were seeing her for the first time. Gabrielle was beautiful with graceful long limbs and perfect hair; she used this to make sure that people always underestimated her - saw her as just another pretty face. But there was a reason why she was the Lieutenant to an army division, she was one of the best strategists in the Legion and was possible the best smooth talker and interrogator in existence. If she started to rant at you, she would not stop until it felt like she had picked every bone out of your body and systematically crushed them.
The soldiers continued their discussion as the dining pavilion slowly emptied. Trying to determine who should be placed in charge of what.
STARK TOWERS-
Cyclone teleported back to Stark Towers to be greeted with a room reeking of alcohol and 4 unknown mortal women (thankfully fully dressed) sat around the room.
Loki immediately covered his nose and declared. "What is this awful odour! I swear by the Allfather, even Thor's celebratory all night parties after battle do not even smell this horrible!"
Thor looked up and exclaimed loudly. "Brother! You are home and well! I was wondering where you were!"
There were several moans of protest to Thor's loud yells around the room.
The mortal woman that Thor had been sat with wrinkled her nose. "Loki? He's alive?"
"Yo whadupp Loki bad guy dude and all. What are you doing here and shit, I swear Thor said you were dead? But then again I don't really know how you God people work. Maybe you can't die. Or maybe you do die...but not really. HELL maybe he's a ghost or evil spirit or something! Nooo Thor!" exclaimed another of the mortal women, a curvy brunette as she flung her arms around Thor's neck as if to protect him.
Thor blinked in suprise and Loki sneered at the woman until Storm (Elsa) gave a suprised exclamation and promptly teleported out of the room as she realised that she had accidentaly left her boyfriend in the Void of Chaos.
Cyclone let loose a laugh at the curvy brunette's reaction and immediately Reaper's head snapped up. "Cy!"
Cyclone grinned at Reaper as he engulfed him in a large hug.
Reaper smiled warmly at Cyclone, "How are you doing Kelphead?"
He issued a loud laugh "I'm good Death Breath."
Reaper's smile wavered slighhtly at his obviously automatic reaction. " How are you really?"
Cyclone sighed. "I'm ok, given the circumastances."
"Circumastances?" frowned Reaper.
He sighed, "Y'know, Kronos and Gaia being out and about and stuff."
Reaper nodded tiredly and sighed. They walked slowly out the room in silence, contemplating their fate.
"I'm just hoping for some good news soon, remember we've got to drop by the second planet once we've got the Avengers settled into Camp Haven?"
"What?" frowned Cyclone. "Why?"
"We're picking up the mutants from that planet, we've got to somehow ally the X-Men and Magneto's Brotherhood." murmured Reaper.
"X-Men? X...Men." said Cyclone slowly. "Oh! Is that the one with...Charles Xavier?"
Nodding again tiredly, Reaper sat down on his bed and pulled Cyclone against his chest. "It's a very long mission ahead of us Cy."
Cyclone relaxed into his hold agreeing silently.
There was a pause before Cyclone said. "Oh, I bumped into Kita and Sera in the Void."
"Did you? Oh I haven't seen our girls for a while, how are they doing?" asked Reaper.
"They..." Cyclone trailed off suddenly, realising what he had to inform Reaper of.
Reaper frowned. "They...? Don't tell me something bad happened?"
"No, no, no, nothing like that. Just..." Cyclone sighed and looked at Reaper cautiously.
Reaper started to freak out. What the Hades was happening?
"Promise me you won't do anything too drastic after I tell you?" he asked quietly.
Reaper raised an eyebrow and tilted his head."Why do you think I would do something drastic? I it something that requires drastic action? Of course it is-"
"-No just listen okay. Kita's started dating."
There was moment of silence as his words sunk in.
Then Reaper looked weirdly at Cyclone. "Why would I do anything drastic about that?"
Cyclone grimaced. "That's not the bombshell..."
Reaper made a 'go-on' hand gesture as he looked suspiciously at Cyclone.
"It's Daredevil."
BACK INSIDE THE MAIN ROOM IN STARK TOWERS-
Gladiator watched Cyclone and Reaper walk out the door with a smile on his face.
He knew that whilst Reaper might not say it, he was extraordinarily worried about Cyclone being alone in Camp Haven and being surrounded by his past with him their for support.
Valkyrie snorted at him. "He's such a softie."
"Not like your any better." he retorted.
He received a shove on the shoulder but her laughed. "Nope, don't deny it, your becoming soft around the edges with the lack of training."
She wrinkled her nose [quite cutely (not that he'd ever dare make that remark)], "Is suppose your right. Hmph, we need to do something. I'm going to do one of the weird mission-y things that Whatshisface Fury gives the Avengers before we leave tomorrow. Keep me in shape."
He pressed a kiss on her forehead. "You're always in perfect shape."
She flashed his a warm smile with the slightest hint of red in her cheeks. "Aw, you're feeling sentimental today."
They were suddenly reminded that they weren't in fact alone by a wolf whistle that brought them back to reality.
"Get a room!" called out Darcy "But you are so cute." she added on as an afterthought. "Like seriously you got that fluffy bunny love filled with rainbows and kisses and hugs and unicorns-"
"Unicorns?" cut in Jane, looking befuddled. "Where did the unicorns come from.
Valkyrie rolled her eyes and opened her mouth to say something but twas cut off by an enraged shout from outside the room.
"SHE WHAT?"
Everyone (everyone conscious) turned to look at the closed door in which Reaper and Cyclone were discussing something.
"Now listen to me-" came the calm, slightly muffled voice of Cyclone.
"NO. WAY. OVER MY DEAD FUCKING BODY. THAT LITTLE PIECE OF SHIT I'M GOING TO-"
"Reaper! Listen to me-"
"I WILL NOT HAVE OUR DAUGHTER ANY WHERE NEAR THAT SHIT BAG."
"They have a daughter?" asked Steve in a whisper.
"Duh." hissed Darcy, who had taken out her iPod and was recording the argument.
"Stop that Darcy!" exclaimed Pepper.
"Hell no, this is better than those soppy soaps that Jane forces me to watch."
"HE DOES NOT DESERVE TO EVEN BE IN CONTACT WITH US-"
"Reaper."
"KITA HAS A WHOLE BLOODY ARMY OF PEOPLE TO CHOOSE FROM-"
"REAPER."
"AND OUT OF ALL OF THEM-"
"YOU BETTER BLOODY LISTEN TO ME REAPER."
"SHE CHOOSES HIM."
"NICCÓLO DI ANGELO. LISTEN TO ME. OUR DAUGHTER IS OVER A THOUSAND YEARS OLD. SHE CAN DECIDE TO DATE WHO SHE WANTS TO. IF THAT IS ONE OF OUR FORMER ENEMIES, THEN SO BE IT!"
"FORMER ENEMY! WHAT DO YOU MEAN FORMER ENEMY? HE IS STILL-"
"NO HE ISN'T I FORGAVE HIM OVER FOUR THOUSAND YEARS AGO."
"THAT DOESN'T MEAN I DID!"
"Luke Castellan has been given the all clear by CHAOS HIMSELF!"
Gladiator's eyes widened in shock. "Holy shit, Nikita's dating Luke Castellan?"
"Luke is a manipulative, traitorous evil scumbag, who should be no where near our darling Nikita Sally!"
"Luke is not! He was being manipulated by Kronos!"
"Now you listen to me Perseus Jackson! Luke may have changed since then but he was definitely a evil scumbag!"
Their voices had quieted again and were starting to sound a bit muffled again. Darcy was about to end the recording when Cyclone's voice was raised again.
"YOU WERE JUST JEALOUS!"
"JEALOUS?"
"Yes Luke wasn't that bad! The only reason you are dragging this out is because-"
"Yes! Fine, okay I was jealous."
There was a moment of silence.
"But seriously? A crush on Luke?"
"It was a long time ago Reaper."
A.N: EXTRODINARILY SORRY AGAIN FOR THE VERY LATE UPDATE
YES I AM STILL ALIVE.
And Sherloki triumphed in the last poll :)
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