ANOTHER ONE BY ME!
Twins
When you have a father and a mother and they have a child. They may get half and half but they may look like their mother or look like their father. In this case, everyone knows that Cole has an older brother. With his jet black hair, black eyes, voice, and personality it's Cole but older. But here's one thing people neglect to think about.
Cole doesn't HAVE any siblings.
But he DOES have a father and a mother.
Cole gets asked everyday about his 'big bro' and Cole usually lies by saying he's in college out of state. Only Cole's friends know the truth but tease him about it.
"So... how's brother doing?" Jay questioned in a mocking tone.
"He's...working." Cole said.
Kai started to giggle. "So is big bro married?"
Cole glared at Kai and made a donkey like laugh. "WELL NO!"
Zane and Lloyd watched as Jay collapsed on the floor and started to laugh like crazy. They watched as Jay coughed, then laughed, then coughed again, and the cycle kept on repeating.
"If this guy dies we will commemorate him by dying of laughter at his funeral." Lloyd said.
Zane started to snicker at Lloyd's joke while Jay started to stand up.
"HEY! I'M NOT DEAF YOU KNOW!" Jay said with a defensive tone.
Lloyd patted him on the back. "Jay it's a joke. You out of all people should know that AND I made Zane laugh. That is an accomplishment in itself! "
"So how is your mother doing?" Zane asked Cole.
"Oh she's burning!" Kai said in a happy tone.
The four boys moved a few steps to the right to keep a distance between them and Kai.
"I was talking to Cole."
Cole replied. "She's fine. After all, my father and her have been making preparations for someone!"
Kai gasped. "IS IT YOUR AUNT WITH THE 28 KIDS AND NONE OF THEM ARE GIRLS NO BUT BOYS?!"
Jay glared at Cole. "THAT WAS TRUE?! I THOUGHT YOU WERE LYING!"
"Well if it is the aunt I want to know her workout secret! 28 boys in a span of like 5 years? That's REALLY impressive." Lloyd thought out loud.
"No! I may be an older sibling!"
Lloyd looked at Kai, Kai looked at Jay, Jay looked at Zane, Zane looked at the poster for Ninjago High's Spelling Bee. Then they all looked at Cole as if they were murders.
"You're lucky there's a mental institution nearby." Jay told his friend.
Cole looked surprised. "I thought you guys would be happy for me. Why so serious looking? Even Zane went on a whole new level of serious mode."
Zane sighed. "I may not have siblings but I DO have cousins. Just imagine an annoying little cousin BUT they LIVE with you and they're with you from Day 1 until you can escape."
Cole scoffed. "You guys should know if I have over 40 cousins and more than HALF of them came from Aunt Beatrice then I can handle a little brother or sister."
"Yeah but you can't even handle big bro." Jay pointed out.
Cole winced at the thought. Big bro was strict and really rude AND rough. But the whole school and his friends know about him. Cole started to panic. What if bro wants to 'play a game'? What of he wants to do a 'lovely activity'? WHAT IF HE DOESN'T WANT ANOTHER KID HANGING AROUND?!"
The four watched in amazement as Cole had a mental breakdown. Jay was recording it on his phone while Lloyd took pictures to he can make a little animation out of it.
"Guys we should take Cole home. He'll lose himself if we keep him here. Especially with that Science test today."
Cole flinched at Zane's words. "I'M FINE! Just thinking."
Lloyd started to laugh. "A FOOTBALL PLAYER HAVING A BRAIN! That's funnier than Jay ACTUALLY getting a date!"
Lloyd continued to laugh until he felt a tap on his shoulder. Lloyd turned around to see a frightened Kai pointing behind him. He rolled his eyes and turned around to see a fist in his face and Jay kicking his shin.
Lloyd stopped laughing and backed up into the lockers.
"HA! I knew my awesome skills would make you stop!" Jay bragged.
Zane facepalmed. "No offense Jay but you've been kicking him. He got scared because Cole was about to give him a near death experience."
Jay had a surprised look on his face. He was hurt but covered it up. "Yeah. OK Zane believe what you want...THE STRONGEST DEFENSE TYPE IS MY BANDIT GOULEM AND..."
"WOULD YOU SHUT UP?!" Kai snapped.
"Oops! Wrong group of friends!" Jay said with embarrassment.
Cole ran home to see his mother and big brother laughing. Cole walked up to them.
"Hi Mom. Hi Dad."
Out of no where Kai burst through Cole's front door. "YOU'RE BROTHER WAS YOUR FATHER?!"
"Why are you surprised? You guys knew that."
Jay spat. "NO! We thought you actually had a brother!"
Cole's mother and father turned around to see four adolescents with surprised looks on their faces. They gasped in unison.
"COLE ARE YOU SURE THAT'S YOUR FATHER?!" Lloyd and Jay shrieked.
Cole's mother giggled. "They look very similar. He's mistaken for Cole's older brother rather than his father. Some times people thought they were twins."
Cole's father put his left hand in Cole's hair and started to ruffle it. "It's the truth. It's a relief that I could pass for a 16 year old! Rather than..."
"A GUY WITH A POWER LEVEL OVAR 9,000?!" Jay blurted out.
"Back in my day we had Dragon Ball. Not some guy with green eyes and yellow hair who HAS to rip their shirt off every 7 seconds." Cole's father said.
"Well that's each one after the first one." Zane said.
Everyone looked at Zane and started to laugh.
"Cole. You're going to be an older brother soon and you'll have to change her diapers so..."
Everyone watched as Cole ran to the local mental institution.
"RUN FASTER IFRAID!" Jay screamed at Cole.
Cole threw a rock at his friend. "SHUT UP!"
Jay is that kind of outgoing nerd. :3
Have a good day/night!
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