A/N: Yay! We have humour! Actual humour! Well, I think it is. Oh yeah, and
where I haven't put who's speaking, it's Tracey, except the last line.
Chapter 29: Tracey's list of potential fathers and her thoughts.
Aragorn = Arwen would kill her.
Gandalf = EEEEEE!!!!!!
Gimli = double EEEEEE!!!!!!
Pippin = not man enough.
Merry = scared shitless of her.
Boromir = This is a PG-13 and staying that way.
Frodo = Sam and Mary-Jo would kill her.
Sam = Frodo would kill her.
Haldir = Becky would kill her.
Celeborn = great way to thank Galadriel for the clothes.
Elrond = that would make her related to Arwen. God help her.
Bilbo = nobody is that desperate.
An Orc = I'm gonna have nightmares for weeks.
A Ringwraith = is that even possible?
Balrog = Whoa! Great balls of fire… quite literally… ow.
Saruman = even Michelle has better taste than that.
Cave troll = I'm sure he'd make a good daddy, a bit big, but good.
"I sincerely hope you are joking." Said Clare.
"ARGH! Where'd you come from? Clare? Clare? Where'd she go? Oh well."
Scary octopus thing at Moria = is that even male?
"Now you're getting silly." Said Clare.
"ARGH! Go away! Oh, she's gone."
Legolas =
"Hello." Legolas said.
"Hi." She quickly covered up the paper.
"What's that?" he said, trying to look over her shoulder.
"Nothing. Nothing at all. Well, if that's all, I think I'll be going." She got up, picked up her things and walked away.
"Odd girl."
Chapter 29: Tracey's list of potential fathers and her thoughts.
Aragorn = Arwen would kill her.
Gandalf = EEEEEE!!!!!!
Gimli = double EEEEEE!!!!!!
Pippin = not man enough.
Merry = scared shitless of her.
Boromir = This is a PG-13 and staying that way.
Frodo = Sam and Mary-Jo would kill her.
Sam = Frodo would kill her.
Haldir = Becky would kill her.
Celeborn = great way to thank Galadriel for the clothes.
Elrond = that would make her related to Arwen. God help her.
Bilbo = nobody is that desperate.
An Orc = I'm gonna have nightmares for weeks.
A Ringwraith = is that even possible?
Balrog = Whoa! Great balls of fire… quite literally… ow.
Saruman = even Michelle has better taste than that.
Cave troll = I'm sure he'd make a good daddy, a bit big, but good.
"I sincerely hope you are joking." Said Clare.
"ARGH! Where'd you come from? Clare? Clare? Where'd she go? Oh well."
Scary octopus thing at Moria = is that even male?
"Now you're getting silly." Said Clare.
"ARGH! Go away! Oh, she's gone."
Legolas =
"Hello." Legolas said.
"Hi." She quickly covered up the paper.
"What's that?" he said, trying to look over her shoulder.
"Nothing. Nothing at all. Well, if that's all, I think I'll be going." She got up, picked up her things and walked away.
"Odd girl."
