Miss.Ecofreak: Good morning/day/evening/night/whatever.Thank you for all the nice reviews, I love to get reviews
Zakura: even if it says your fanfic sucks?
Miss.Ecofreak: no. But I would like to show you this chapter now so I can get even MORE reviews
Zakura: and more fun for me.
CHAPTER 29
DAXTER IN TROUBLE
"Skipping class?" Tess asked as she poured drinks to Daxter, Ashelin and the farmer from TPL.
"No. just taking a break" Daxter said. "Who would know a rabbit could be that hard to find?"
"Well, there must be a reason why they've become so successful, they need to avoid predators or they'll get extinct" Tess said, and dreamed about a world where rabbits were extinct, sounded like Heaven.
Outside the Naughty Ottsel, Zakura was still pressing herself to the ground with several footprints on her back.
"Duh, they're gone now" Fluffy said to her. "Why don't you get up?"
"Because my spine hurts like CRAP right now, how does wild rabbits avoid being stepped on?" Zakura asked.
"Er… I think they run, or they don't lie down in the middle of the road like that" Fluffy said.
"Stupid rodent, think he knows everything" Zakura muttered as Fluffy walked into the Naughty Ottsel.
The three ninjas in training had to go back to school without completing their task, something Pecker wasn't very pleased with.
"I give you one simple task! To beat a stupid dwarf rabbit senseless and you can't even find her!" he said.
"Gasp! He talked about beating a poor rabbit senseless!" Two yelled.
"Let's get him!" Three yelled and so they arrested Pecker.
"Great, who's gonna train us now?" Daxter asked.
"Neji?" the farmer from TPL asked.
"Neji's lost it" Daxter said.
"Daxter thinks I've lost it! Daxter thinks I've lost it!" Neji sang as he danced around Daxter before Daxter knocked him out with his carrot.
"Gai?" the farmer from TPL asked.
Daxter thought about the gentle way Gai treated Lee; besides hugging he was hitting Lee very, very hard.
"Rather not" Daxter said.
"Let's just go find someone who feels like training us and who's not a complete idiot" Ashelin said.
"But I never said I didn't want to… HEY!" Neji said.
And so they engulfed on their epic journey to…
"I'll get you for that!"
…prevent Daxter from being beaten senseless by Neji.
Meanwhile in the Naughty ottsel.
"I'm so lonely" Jak said. "First my game boy died (see Dork 3) and now my last chance of ever becoming a shinobi is lost forever".
"Don't worry, that was what Errol said too, actually he said his last chance of ever becoming the world's only drunken cyborg and look at him now!" Cornelius said and pointed at Errol who was sitting by the counter, being the only drunken cyborg in the world.
"But Errol wasn't expelled from a being-the-only-drunken-cyborg-in-the-world-school" Jak commented.
"Good point" Cornelius said. "Want a new caps?"
He presented Jak with a caps saying "I'm feeling miserable. Feel sorry for me".
Jak put the caps on his head and everyone started feeling sorry for him (all except Seem that is).
"This is the most ridiculous idea you've ever had Cornelius" Seem said. "Jak's depression could be life threatening or probably not. Just ignore it".
"Can I have one of those caps? Only make it say "My back hurts. Don't hug me"" Zakura said.
"No. These caps are non-killer-rabbit only" Cornelius said pointing at a sign on his caps-stand (which was still standing inside the bar) which said "Non-killer-rabbits only".
"Specieist!" Zakura said. (For those who didn't get that, specieist is a combination of the words species and racist, got the idea from Dr Doolittle)
"I'm no specieist! I just don't like insane pets that run around killing everybody" Cornelius said. "That's me and Jak's job".
"Well, you and Jak can't possibly kill everyone, so that leaves some for me too" Zakura said.
"You're the most violent woodland-critter I've ever met" Cornelius said.
"And you're the most Errol's-little-brother-like character in this entire fic" Zakura said. "And I should know. I'm on good terms with the author (unlike certain others, aka: everyone in the fic)"
"Hey! I know the author too! She's the one who writes this crap right?" Cornelius asked.
"Stop talking to the enemy" Jak whispered.
"Oh come on Jak, I thought you liked Cornelius" Zakura said.
"I wasn't talking to you big-ear!" Jak said.
"My ears aren't big! They're just big boned! Besides, yours are bigger" Zakura complained.
Jak looked at his ears in the mirror.
"She's right! I look like a freak!" he cried.
"Don't worry Jak. Your ears aren't bigger than any of ours" Kakashi said.
Jak looked at Kakashi's ears.
"Your ears are average size. I'm a freak!" he cried once more.
All the elves in the room looked at him with a confused expression.
All except Seem who completely ignored him as usual.
Suddenly Torn came in.
"Did I hear Jak cry?" he asked.
Suddenly Keira came in (and knocked Torn over).
"Who cares? Did I hear Jak cry?" she asked.
Then Jak's fanclub suddenly came in running over Torn and Keira to comfort Jak.
"Whoa! I've got a fan club!" Jak said and ran away screaming (he still remembered Daxter's fan club).
"Girls!" Sasuke yelled and followed Jak out into Daxter's living room.
Jak, Sasuke and the gambler from TPL hid behind Daxter couch. (Don't ask me what he's doing there!)
"Do you think they're gone?" the gambler asked.
Sasuke poked his head out to see.
"They're gone" he said and got up, sitting down in the couch.
"You know. There's one thing I've always wondered" Jak said to Sasuke. "During the last few chapters I've seen you run from Itachi and Gaara's fan club; don't you have any fan clubs of your own?"
"You just had to ask" Sasuke said, as a bunch of girls suddenly fell out of a closet.
"There's Sasuke! He who shut us in this closet before the fic started!" one said.
"He's so kawaii!" another one said.
So as Sasuke ran away screaming from his own fan club, Jak and the gambler decided to check if there was anything good on TV.
They found a channel which showed two people playing hide and seek and here we go again.
And so they sat there for a few days.
Meanwhile somewhere else in town Daxter, Ashelin and the farmer from TPL stood on a street corner with a hat in front of them and a sign saying "Give us someone who can teach us to be ninjas".
For the moment there were only ten cents, a karate-champion, a sumo wrestler and a Japanese math teacher in the hat.
"I don't think this is working" Daxter said. "That is unless that karate-guy is a ninja in disguise which I highly doubt".
The math teacher was currently reading a book called make out paradise, and he was wearing one of Jak and Cornelius' caps, saying "Make peas, not wok" covering his left eye.
The guy obviously liked peas, but not wok.
The karate champion was training sumo wrestling in the hat; he was wearing nothing but a cap saying "behind every big woman, there is the backside of the woman".
The sumo wrestler was covering both his eyes with his eyes since the karate champion was naked for some reason and the wrestler didn't like what he saw. He wore a caps saying "For the love of the precursors take your clothes on".
"Maybe we should just head home" Ashelin said. "Who knows? Maybe there are some ninjas in your bar".
"Yeah right" Daxter said as he walked past Naruto, Sasuke (who was hiding from his fan club behind Naruto), Itachi, Sakura, Neji, Tenten, Shikamaru (eating a sandwich), Chochi (eating a large turkey), Kankuro, Gaara (eating chips), Naruto, Itachi, Gai, Rock Lee, Jak, Zakura, Rock Lee, Naruto wearing a hat, Bowser-san, a misplaced shuriken, Naruto, a school class from the Konoha ninja academy with their teacher, Iruka, Seem, Jak, Naruto and Naruto-kun on his way home.
Zakura: OCH!
Miss.Ecofreak: fun stops when someone gets hurt right Zak? Please review guys, while I go find some painkillers for this rabbit.
