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The Curse of the Smiley

Chapter Twenty-Nine, Food Fight

BPOV

"Come on Edward I want to go on the water slides." Emmett yelled, as he yanked Edward away from me. We had finally decided to go on our little vacation. We figured that it would be harder with the baby than it would be now. I am a week or so away from my due date and they won't let me in a hot tub. I really want that hot tub right now.

"Oh, Bella, aren't you excited to be at a water park?" Alice chirped next to me. Even though she didn't get the trip as a gift she and Jasper decided to join us.

"Alice I can't really do anything at a water park right now. Now this momma needs to find some water to sit in." Water seemed to take a lot of the pressure off of my back and it felt wonderful. I let the lazy river carry me away the best it could. You would be surprised at the looks I got from people when they saw me floating by.

"Bella," Rosalie said standing next to the water. I grabbed on to the side and held myself in one spot. "I think I have an idea but you can't tell Edward."

"Ok, let's hear it," I smiled.

"What if you just put your feet in the hot tub? That shouldn't do any damage. Maybe just for ten minutes?" Rosalie asked.

"That sounds wonderful Rose, thank you." Rosalie was taking pity on my poor swollen soul. She brought me to the only hot tub that you couldn't see from the water slides. When my feet hit the water it felt like heaven.

"I am going to go keep watch to make sure we don't get caught."

"Wait you're leaving me alone?" I asked.

"I will be back when your time is up so enjoy it while you can," Rosalie scolded. I sat on the edge of the hot tub resting my back on the fake rock wall that surrounded it. At least my feet got some relief. I was startled out of my trance as someone I had never expected to see entered the hot tub.

"Hey Bella how are you doing?"

"Hi Mike I am fine, just the fun discomforts of being pregnant." Why, oh, why did he have to be here? Edward might have had a lot of flies circling him but none of them were as annoying as Mike.

"Wow you're getting big," Mike said as he looked me up and down. What a creep.

"Yep, I'm a full sized tank," I said hoping that my size would at least turn him off.

"Pregnancy suits you well Bella," he smiled. Eww, this could not be happening. Ever since I had a class with him last year I could not get this guy to leave me alone!

"Yeah my boyfriend seems to think so. We just got a new place together. Having a family with him just feels so right," I giggled. I was telling the truth but hoping that it would scare him off at least a little.

"Isabella Swan, what do you think you're doing?" I thought Rosalie was keeping watch!

"Soaking my feet," I said coyly. Even if I had to deal with sore feet I was happy to get out of there and away from the vile Mike Newton.

"Do you know him Bella?" Mike asked. Well duh Mike he said my name!

"Yes, that is my amazing boyfriend," I said dreamily while looking at Edward.

"Bella, you know that you're not allowed in hot tubs. For my sake could you please get out?" Edward pleaded. He finally noticed that there was a guy staring at me, I mouthed 'help' to him and he nodded his head at me. "Are you going to introduce me to your friend, love?"

"Sure honey, this is a guy from school, his name is Mike," I said not taking my eyes off of Edward.

"Hello Mike." Edward got into the tub and sat between where my feet were soaking.

"You are moving your feet the minute he is gone," Edward whispered through his teeth.

"Hey Eddie," Emmett yelled before coming to a sudden stop and covering his eyes.

"Sorry Bella!" Rosalie screamed as she slid across the wet floor. "I was… well… we were… it's all Emmett's fault!"

"Not this again, you guys have a room, so if you are going to be like that go upstairs. Edward has to come back so we can go on more waterslides though."

"What do you think Edward should we go upstairs?" I giggled. Edward raised an eyebrow at me seductively.

"Your wish is my command dear," Edward said with my favorite grin on his face. He stood up and helped me to do the same. "Do you mind if I carry you? Just for the effect," Edward whispered.

"Not at all," I said with a giggle. Edward swept me into his arms and carried me off. He put me down once we were out of Mike's range of view, because the floor was slippery.

We quickly made it to the elevator after a trip to the locker rooms. Once we were in the elevator Edward started laughing hysterically. "I have a plan my dear, sweet, Bella. Emmett will never share a locker with me again." Edward provided a small white card. "Shall we have a little fun with my brother's room?"

"That sounds spectacular. It also sounds like payback," I smiled, taking the card out of his hand. "What exactly did you have in mind Mr. Masen?" Edward snaked his arm around me then led me out of the elevator and into our room. "Why are we in here if we were supposed to be getting Emmett back?"

"We need supplies, love," Edward said with a seductive grin on his face. Edward grabbed a bag out of the closet and led me to Emmett and Rosalie's room. Once we were safely inside Edward opened the bag.

"So what's the plan?" I asked. Edward pulled out two cans of spray whipped cream and started shaking them. "Well…um…this is not our room Edward," I said blushing.

"Silly Bella," he chuckled. "We just have to make it look like we have as much fun with food as they do! This isn't just payback for the smiley faces it's for Arizona too!" Edward handed me a can and I instinctively pointed it at him and covered him in whipped cream. "If that's how you want to play love," he smirked, before grabbing a bottle of strawberry sauce. He had a food item in each hand.

"Food fight!" I screamed. Edward squirted both bottles at me as I sneaked towards the bed to grab more ammo. By the time I made it to the bed my whipped cream can was empty. I grabbed two bottles of chocolate syrup and started squirting Edward while standing on the bed.

He crawled up on the bed with me and grabbed another can of whipped cream. Edward sprayed it in circles on my stomach. "Oren was hungry," he laughed. I took the chocolate syrup bottle and squirted it in his mouth.

"How does that taste, deary?" I smirked, as he gently pulled me to the bed. Edward licked the chocolate syrup off of my cheek. The littlest touch from him made me melt. "I thought we were just supposed to make it look like we were doing something dirty."

"That's all we are doing, love." Edward said, as he rolled off of the bed. "I needed the bed to get smeared." I took the empty bottle of syrup and threw it at Edward for teasing me like that. Of course, in typical Edward style, he caught the bottle with ease.

"Edward you better help me up!" I screamed. Edward walked next to the bed and extended his hand to me. "Thank you, now how are we going to get all this stuff off?"

"The shower silly." Edward took my hand and walked to the door. He peeked his head out the door and looked both ways. "Ok, its safe," he whispered. We literally had food dripping off of us. We snuck down to our room and quickly shut the door behind us before bursting into hysterics.

I felt a twinge in my stomach, "oh, that felt funny."

"What is it Bella?" Edward asked.

"Nothing, lets get in the shower," I said, before leading him into the bathroom. I hadn't noticed before, the shower was huge. I could see why Edward had picked this room. "Edward this room gets better with every second," I gaped.

"Glad you like it, now would you like me to help you with those or do you plan to take a shower clothed?" I hadn't noticed that Edward had already taken his clothes off until now.

"I suppose you could help if you feel it is absolutely necessary," I replied coyly. Edward put my special grin on his face and started removing my sticky sweet clothes. Every once in a while Edward would lick the sauce off of his fingers. Darn him for making everything sexual! He should know that pregnancy makes me…well…horny!

"There you are all ready for your shower," Edward said lovingly. I stepped through the glass door and instantly relaxed. Luckily Edward was behind me because I was almost too relaxed.

"Edward, I am really tired," I said weekly, melting into his arms.

"Lets get you washed up and then I'll get you to bed." Edward gently washed my hair with the lavender scented shampoo that the hotel had out on the shelf. He washed over my stomach and then every inch of me.

"Thank you Edward," I sighed. He quickly washed himself and then we stepped out of the shower. Edward wrapped a towel around himself and then pulled a robe around me. Apparently he felt the need to carry me to the bed. There was no point in complaining, he would do it anyway.

"Perfection thy name is Bella." Edward whispered in my ear. He put me on the bed and dried me off. When he had finished he laid on the bed next to me and pulled the blanket over us.

"I thought you were supposed to go back to the water park with Emmett," I mumbled into the pillow.

"I can do that later, now go to sleep my lovely Bella," he whispered into my ear. That now familiar melody came from his throat and lulled me into dream land.

I woke up to the sound of Edward cursing from the other side of the room. When I opened my eyes I could see Edward hopping around on one foot while holding the other. I let out a small giggle and Edward turned to look at me.

"What happened Edward?" I laughed.

"I stubbed my little toe," he pouted.

"Poor baby, do you need me to kiss it and make it all better?" I mocked.

"Very funny Bella," Edward grimaced. "I was trying to get your things ready for dinner tonight. Hopefully we can catch Emmett and Rosalie before they get to their room."

"Yeah I would like to see their faces when they find our surprise," I laughed. We quickly got dressed and I put on the necklace that Edward gave me. There was a knock on the door and both Edward and I smiled. I walked over to the door and opened it to see Emmett and Rosalie still wearing their swim suits.

"Have you seen our room key?" Emmett shivered.

"Oh," I giggled. "I forgot we still had that!" Emmett's eyes went wide and Edward wrapped one arm around me from behind and extended the one that was holding the key to Emmett.

"You were right big brother," Edward chuckled.

"About?" Emmett asked.

"Chocolate syrup is fun," I said with a grin, as Edward shut the door on their shocked faces. Edward gave me a high five and we returned to getting ready. A short while after we heard two screams coming from down the hallway and loud stomping coming towards our room.

"Sounds like he found our present, love," Edward chuckled.

From the hallway we could hear a muffled conversation. "Emmett what did you do to your room?" Alice cried.

"It wasn't me Alice," Emmett defended.

"Your reputation begs to differ Emmett," Jasper reminded him. I stopped listening after that. The baby had decided to kick me in the ribs so I was a little too distracted to care about it.

"Hey Edward?" I giggled. "Your son is trying to claw his way out from the inside."

"Oren you know better." he scolded. "Mommy is not letting you out until you are done cooking."

"It didn't work Edward."

"Maybe if I kiss you-" I cut Edward off.

"He will kick harder, now let's go to dinner. Your baby is hungry," I smiled.

"Have you noticed that when Oren is acting up then he is my baby but when he is sleeping he is your baby?"

"You're very observant Edward," I said raising an eyebrow at him. We met Emmett, Rosalie, Jasper, and Alice in the lobby, Emmett was talking to a man at the desk. He looked like the veins in his forehead were going to pop out. Emmett pointed to us and I immediately blushed. When he finally joined us he looked very flustered.

"At least they didn't kick us out." he whined. "I did have to get mom involved though. By the way Edward, she wants to have a talk with you when she sees you."

"Well dear, brother, I guess that will be a good time to tell her about your little trip to Arizona," Edward smirked as we walked into the restaurant. It was very nice to have such a fancy restaurant in our hotel. We had started to eat when, of course, I had to use the restroom. Alice and Rosalie decided that they needed to touch up their makeup and walked with me.

"So Bella, I have been meaning to talk to you about that necklace," Alice said as she linked her arm with mine. My hand automatically touched the beautiful gems hanging from my neck.

"What about my necklace?" I asked.

"What did Edward tell you about it?" Rosalie smiled. Linking her arm with my free one.

"That it was his grandmother's." I said. "It is his grandmother's right? Please tell me he didn't actually spend that much money on me?"

"Oh, its grandma's all right. Did he tell you anything else about it?" Alice giggled.

"No, not really," I sighed.

"That style of jewelry," Rosalie laughed, "it's called Edwardian!"

Author's note;

If you haven't guessed this is not the last chapter. I wanted to post both at the same time but after the wait I couldn't make you wait anymore. So yeah it isn't finished.

Hello all how are you today? I am so, so, so sorry about the wait. You have no idea what this week has been like. There were two visits to the emergency room in one day (neither was for me). For anyone who has rude brother in-law's let me say we should throw them off a cliff! Thank you to Lizbre for editing! Typing half-asleep is rather dangerous and luckily she knows how to fix my mistakes.

Thank you,

Hellopants

P.S. I will get the next chapter up as soon as possible! Hopefully this weekend!