Ultra 64 joins a brawler, a ninja, and a MAYOR in a Final Fight!
ATUHOR'S NOSE: Incidentally, this game was originally going to be called Street Fighter '89. You can thank Capcom for nixing that idea and going on to make/popularize the fighter genre. Also, because the SNES version lacked Guy, we're focusing on the Arcade version.
It is morning in Metro City, circa 1988. The mayor of the city, one Michael Haggar, gets a phone call from a mysterious force…
Mike Haggar: wait, WHAT?
???: We have your daughter Jessica. You must give control of the city to us, an organized crime ring that will tactfully go unnamed.
Mike Haggar: And if I don't?
???: We will kill her.
Well, the MAYOR of Metro City ain't gonna take that crap, so…
Zeus, King of the Greek Gods: RISE FROM Y-
We already did Altered Beast, Zeus. Anyway, Mike Haggar calls up Jessica's beatnik boyfriend Cody Travers to disclose information.
Mike Haggar: WHERE IS JESSICA?
Cody Travers: I dunno, but I have a good idea of where she could be.
Guy Bushin: Can I come too?
Cody Travers: Sure, why not?
With their team of three assembled, Haggar, Cody, and Guy MARCH to the HQ of this organized crime ring, beating up EVERY. SINGLE. THING in their way. Thugs, bigger thugs, and metal drums are no match for the combined might of this terrible trio.
Mike Haggar: I used to be a pro wrestler before I became Mayor of Metro City. That means I can do THIS! HAGGAR HAMMER!
Casualty: NOOO! NOT THE HAGGAR HAMMER! ANYTHING BUT THAT! BWAAAAAAAAAAA (KO'd)
Cody Travers: GRAND UPPAH!
Meanwhile, on the Streets of Rage, Axel Stone sneezed.
Guy Bushin: Special Jutsu No. 637! Flying European Swallow Carrying a Coconut by the Husk Technique!
Casualty II: (pwned)
I forgot to mention their special moves. Whoops. The thugs are most definitely dead now. Anyway, after many many MANY thugs have been dispatched, and many chicken/turkey dinners found in metal drums consumed, Haggar, Cody, and Guy finally reach the HQ.
Belger: BLOODY 'ELL, they're on to me! Bodyguards, get 'em!
Bodyguards: YES SIR! WE'LL DEFEAT THEM SIR! (they don't.)
Belger: DAMMIT!
Suddenly, the door is busted down.
Mike Haggar: GIVE ME BACK MY DAUGHTER!
Cody Travers and Guy Bushin: YEAH!
In spite of Belger being in a wheelchair, Haggar, Cody, and Guy beat his ass down and rescue Jessica.
Jessica Haggar: My heroes!
Mike Haggar, Cody Travers and Guy Bushin: MINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ENDING FIGHT ONE
