I think I have the right to sing.
IT'S FRIDAY FRIDAY. GOTTA DOWN ON FRIDAY!
I think Rebecca Black and Tara are like distant cousins.
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Chapter 36.
AN: I sed stop flaming ok! After 36 chapters she has not given up yet.111111111 I bet u r al proly old srevinty yr oldz Umm no, I'm actually 16. !111 ps PORTERSUZ UR A PREP!1 o ya nd fangz Stop bringing Hagrids' dog into this. 2 raven 4 di help!111 hav fun in englond gurl!11111
I loked around in a depresed and sexy way. Lol, geddit cus Gerad Way is so sexah Suddenly I saw Profesor Sinister. B'lody Mary, Socrates I haven't the slightest clue as to who this is. and Draco, Vampire and Willow were their to.
"OMFG Seriously, no one talks like that. Sorius I saw u nd Samaro and Snip nd everyone!11111 I kant beleev Snap uzd 2 b goffik!111111" That was so dumb.
"Yah I no." Serious said sadly. Why, why is Sirius not allowed to be goffik?
"Oh hey there bitch." Profesor Trevolry Score one for the awesome teacher said in an emo voice dirnking some Volxemortserom. Isn't this the past?
Hi fuker." Can't you just think of one teacher you'd like to say that to. I know I do. I said. "Lizzen, Satan asked me out to a gottik cornet and a movie so I need a sexah new outfit for da date. Also I'm playng in a gothic band so I need an ootfit for that too." No words can describe the idiocy of that paragraph. Except. FAIL.
"Oh my satan!1" (geddit lolz koz shes gofik Yes I do. OMG Tara is such a genius.) gasped B'lody Mary. "Want 2 go to Hot Topik to shop 4 ur outfit?" Not preppy. Not preppy
"OMFS, letz have a groop kutting As in cutting? What the fuck is wrong with these people? session!11" said Profesor Trevolry.
"I can't fucking wait 4 dat but we need 2 get sum stuff first." said Willow.
"Yah we need sum portions for Profesor Trevolry so she wont be adikted 2 Volxemortserum anymore nd also….sum luv potion 4 Enoby. There we have it. You have to force people to drink love potions in order to fall in love with Ebony. Our thoughts have been confirmed" Darko said resultantly.
"Well we have potions klass now." Willow said so let's go.
We went sexily *Snigger* to Potionz class. But Snap wasn't there. Instead there was…Cornelio Fuck! I am dying of laughter. I'm naming my kid that one day. 11111
"Hey where the fuck is Dumblydore!111" Draco shouted angrily.
"STFU!1" shooted Cornelia Fuck. I have never loved this story more. "He is in Azkhabian now wif Snip and Loopin he is old and week he has kancer. Huh? When did this happen? "Now do ur work!111"
My friendz and I talked arngrily. And sexily.
"Can you BELEVE Snap used to be gottik! Shut up! You guys can't even be classified as being gothic! Snape is badass so fuck off! 1" Vampire asked surprisedly.
"DATZ IT!11" CORNELIO FUK SHOOTED ARNGRILY. "IM GETTING PROFESOR BRIDGE We drank all the rum so she's only bridge now.!111"
He stomped out angrily. This is getting out of hand.
Mi frendz and I began talking again. I began to drink some blod mixed wif beer. Yum, my fave. Suddenly I saw Hargrid in da cupboard. He's the boogey man now?
"WTF is he doing?" I'd like to know that too. I asked. Then I looked at Draco. He wuz wearing tonz of eyeliner nd he locked shexier Lol, sexah with a lisp. Say it out loud. I command you. den eva. Suddenly…" So. Many. Dots.HARGRIF WUT DA FOK R U DOING!11" he shooted.
I looked around….Hairgrid wuz putting sumfing in my glass of blod!11 Darko and Vampire started 2 beat him up sexily. I think this is the funniest chapter yet. I haven't laughed this much in a long time.
"God u r such a posr!1" I shooted at Hairgrid. Suddenly I looked ar what he was putting in da blood. It was…Amnesia Portion NOOOO! THE SUSPENSE!!111