AN: I sed stop flaming ok!111111111 I bet u r al proly old srevinty yr oldz!111 ps SPUNJDOLAN32 UR A PREP!1 o ya nd fangz 2 kenny 4 di help!111 hav fun in englond mun!11111

I loked around in a depresed way. Suddenly I saw Chef. Sp'oky Wendy, Ronaldo and Kyle, Raven and Kenny were their to.

"OMFT Rendy I saw u nd Darkheart and Garrivon nd everyone!11111 I kant beleev Garryson uzd 2 b goffik!111111"

"Yah I no." Rundy said sadly.

"Oh hey there bitch." Chef said in an emo voice dirnking some Wayht Gayn 4000.

Hi fuker." I said. "Lizzen, Cthulu asked me out to a gottik cornet and a movie so I need a sexah new outfit for da date. Also I'm playng in a gothic band so I need an ootfit for that too."

"Oh my satan!1" (geddit lolz koz shes gofik) gasped Sp'oky Wendy. "Want 2 go to Hot Topik to shop 4 ur outfit?"

"OMFS, letz have a groop kutting session!11" said Chef.

"I can't fucking wait 4 dat but we need 2 get sum stuff first." said Kenny.

"Yah we need sum portions for Chef so he wont be adikted 2 Wait Gain 4000 anymore nd also….sum luv potion 4 Idnigo." Kahl said resultantly.

"Well we have chemistry klass now." Kenny said so let's go.

We went sexily to Khemistry class. But Garryson wasn't there. Instead there was…Ooficer Bastardy!11111

"Hey where the fuck is mai mom!111" Kyle shouted angrily.

"STFU!1" shooted Ifficer Bastardy. "She is in Cordana now wif Garrivon and Makky she is old and week she has kancer. "Now do ur work!111"

My friendz and I talked arngrily.

"Can you BELEVE Garryson used to be gottik!1" Raven asked surprisedly.

"DATZ IT!11" OOFICER BASTARDY SHOOTED ARNGRILY. "IM GETTING MAYO DANNELS!111"

He stomped out angrily.

Mi frendz and I began talking again. I began to drink some blod mixed wif pabst blue ribbon. Suddenly I saw Cratman in da cupboard.

"WTF is he doing?" I asked. Then I looked at Kyle. He wuz wearing tonz of eyeliner nd he locked shexier den eva. Suddenly…"CRATMAB WUT DA FOK R U DOING!11" he shooted.

I looked around….Crartman wuz putting sumfing in my glass of blod!11 Kahl and Raven started 2 beat him up sexily.

"God u r such a posr!1" I shooted at Crartman. Suddenly I looked ar what he was putting in da blood. It was…Amnesia Portion!111