BPOV

"I told you to put it down, but oh no you never listen to anyone do you Emmett" I all but shouted as we were escorted through the park by security.

"Calm down lady" The one who had a hold of my arms said as Mike laughed beside us.

I didn't say anything in response and just glared at the people who where stopping and staring at us as we passed them.

It was then that I saw them, Rosalie was fighting with what looked like a soccer mum and stood to the side at one of the dinner tables was Edward along with Alice and Jasper who where to engrossed in their own conversation to notice me and Emmett or even Rosalie for the matter.

I vaguely heard one of the guards who where dragging Emmett along call for back up to deal with Rosalie while we where shoved through a door in a white corridor.

Emmett smiled that big goofy grin and I suppressed the urge to groan, and then he did it, he started humming the mission impossible theme tune. I knew he was going to do it, he always did that when ever we went down a long corridor and on the subway.

"what its cool" he said loudly, I'm not quiet sure who he said it too though seen as I hadn't said or heard a word.

"right come on you guys need a time out!" one of the guards sarcastically said, adding "Lets put them with the Valley girls" I groaned, out loud really loudly. Great valley girls "that should be interesting"

We where quickly shoved into what looked like one of those jail cells that you see on television or in music video. There where two long benches on each side with a metal sink and toilet on the far wall, with no privacy what so ever.

"HI" these three girls who all had straight blonde hair and where dressed in tennis looking skirts and preppy jumpers said in what I assume was meant to be a sultry voice to Emmett who, for the first time I had met him looked actually scared of a girl, well three to be prosiest. This surprised me as the man had to deal with Rosalie, Rosalie!

And Mike well he was standing up all straight and sticking his chest out, I wasn't sure if I should laugh or gag. I thought he was going to bang on his chest with both fists and shout 'me man, you women, please me!'

"Hi" Emmett muttered and sat down as far away as he could from them, I quickly sat down next to him when a different guard come to the bars. "Are you three here with anyone else?"

"Yea" I answered, he asked for names but I just gave Edwards seen as I knew Rosalie was 'busy' and we would never hear the end of it from Alice so her and Jasper where out for sure. Mike spoke to him and I swear I heard him say he was here with his parents. ha

The three valley girls hadn't stopped talking to each other since we got here and the way their voices where all nasally was really starting to get on my nerves.

"Do you think this is going to come out?" Emmett asked me snapping my attention away from them. I turned to him seeing his attention on the splatters on his shirt before he looked at me awaiting a reply.

"yea it will, trust me I should know" his eyes nearly bugged out of his head as remembered while I tried to not laugh.

"Oh Heather will you stop it" one of the Valleys said along with a face punching fake laugh.

"No you stop it Heather" wait there both called Heather? Is this for real?

"Heather will you please tell your cousin to stop"

"Let me get this right, your all called Heather?" Emmett stood up quickly with the words bursting from his mouth.

The three of them nodded looking slightly in shook that he had spoken to them "Oh dear god its like that film my mum made me and Edward watch that one summer…. What's it called?" he looked like he was trying really hard to remember "Come on work brain" he hit his head with both hands.

"Heathers" we all shouted at him, including the so called 'Heathers'.

"Oh yea" he said shaking his head "Are you called Heather too?"

The fourth girl was dressed in tight fitted denim jeans, a vintage smiths shirt and a large coat tied around her waist "No I am not and none of them are actually called Heather either" where the first words she had spoken since we walked in, the 'Heathers' all gasped "She's Louise, her cousin and my sister Nikki and their high school friend Britney" she practically spat the last one, I was guessing that they didn't get on.

"What the hell Amy" the one she had said was her sister Nikki shouted causing the guards with bored looks.

I heard someone laughing from behind me and sure enough as I slowly turned around there was Edward along with Jasper by his side was literally laughing so hard I thought he was going to either pee his pants or pass out from a lack of oxygen, I'm not going to lie I was hoping for the first, a lot.

Edward smirked as our eyes connected and turned his attention to the security guard who had originally brought us in, before he approached the cell we where in.

"Do you think that you can behave for long enough to get to the car park?"

I rolled my eyes and had to physically bite down on my tongue so I didn't say something, well not so nice to him.

"So let me get this right" Alice said wiping the tears that had been rolling down her face with a tissue Jasper handed her while he laughed his butt of too. "You two where in a storage room and he found a fire extinguisher?" I groaned and nodded "and just as he set if off Mike Newton fell into said storage room with a candy cane girl"

"Who ran off as soon as she saw us!" Emmett shouted from our kitchen as he made himself something to eat, as if he needed it!

"And then she got security"

"Yup" Emmett said as he came into the room with a mouth full of food.

"And you" Alice turned her attention to Rosalie "Had a fight with that women because…."

"she said she saw dumb and dumber" pointing her finger at Me and her boyfriend, and my now partner in crime.

"Running away from me and Edward and was going on and on about how college students have no respect for their elders and how they should have an age restriction on the park to keep people like us out, What can I say she was just annoying and really rude" she added with a shrug and settled on Emmett's lap "she didn't know who she was dealing with".

"well I hope you had fun cause we have been banned from there for ten years!"

"Oh man" Emmett said with a sigh " I had fun there"

"It probably won't be open in ten years" Alice said shaking her head in disapproval but she was trying really hard from the look on her face to not burst into laughter again.

"Okay I think we should all get an early night, we have sooooo much to do tomorrow" everyone groaned in the room as Alice said this, but all slowly made our way to our rooms dragging our boys with us.

Alice didn't disappoint at 6am, 6am!! She woke us all up, practically dragged us all out of our beds so we could decorate the flat today seen as it was our Christmas eve.

"okay come on boys we need to go get a tree!" she shouted as we all gathered in the lounge after showering and dressing "Rose, Bells I have left the ingredients in the kitchen you know what to do!" she told us and I couldn't help but smile, I loved cooking Christmas cookies, especially with Rosalie we always had fun cooking together. I glanced at Rose who was still in her pyjamas and she too was smiling.

When the four of them left Rosalie picked Stinky up and grabbed my elbow "Come on we have got some baking to do" she placed Stinky onto his bed by the cooker "and some a drinking too" she added waving the bottle of cooking wine, that we always drank more than cooked with in front of her.

EPOV

"Oh just pick a damn tree already" I muttered under my breath.

"I heard that!" Alice shouted from somewhere in the abysses of all of these Christmas trees.

"Of course you did" I shouted just as loudly back as I walked to find her along with my best friend and brother who I lost around tree number nine or was it ten, whatever.

We had been here since it opened at 8.30 am and it was now 10.43 am, I couldn't believe how long it was taking just to choose a tree that in a few days would be thrown away when we all left to go home for the holidays.

"I've found it!" I heard her screech clapping her hands.

"Finally" I heard not only from my own mouth but also from two other directions.

We paid for the tree and secured it to Bella's car that we had used this morning.

"Okay so we need to make one or two more stops and then we can go back to the apartment" Alice said from the passenger seat. I felt my phone vibrate in my pocket but ignored it while I was driving, no doubt it was mum checking our flight times,again.

"I still need to check on Eclipse at some point today" Emmett reminded us all from the backseat.

Shopping around the Christmas period was never a good idea, but shopping with Alice around the Christmas period was actually pure hell. We spent two hours in a specialist Christmas store buying all kinds of decorations and things that Alice insisted we needed. Then we had the utter and pure hell of food shopping, it took two and a half hours because of how busy the store was and all I wanted to do was get back to my girl and enjoy the next couple of days we had together before separating for the holiday.

"Okay we will drop Emmett off at Eclipse and then back to the apartment we go!" Alice sang.

"How come he gets out of helping?" Jasper almost shouted from underneath all of the shopping bags.

"He is going to work and then he will be helping tonight"

Once we dropped Emmett off I managed to dodge the traffic and pulled into the complex car park in record time.

"Careful with the tree boys and don't forget all the bags" Alice said as she skipped away carrying one bag, there where still more than twenty still in the car.

"Is she for real?" I asked turning around to face Jasper who was glaring in the direction that his girlfriend left in.

"That is the stupidest question I have ever heard" he said with a laugh "it's Alice dude" he added patting me on my shoulder "lets take the shopping bags first and then come back for the tree" I think he was hoping that we could get the girls or someone else in the building to help us with it, yea I didn't think it was going to happen either.

We managed between the two of us to struggle with all the bags in one go up to the girls apartment, it was times like these I wished that our building had a lift!

As we approached the open door we could hear laughing, Jasper who was ahead of me raised a eyebrow as we slowed our pace.

The lounge was empty and we quietly placed the bags on the sofa's and made our way to the kitchen where the laughing was coming from. Jasper kicked a chair which made a loud scrapping noise "Oh shit! That hurt!"

"Oh crap Keep things as normal, Act natural" I heard Bella whisper shout in a somewhat Emmett style when he was doing something he shouldn't.

The scene that greeted us when we entered the kitchen was hilarious Rosalie and Bella where sat on the floor covered in flour.

"what's going on?" Jasper asked Alice who was ignoring the her two friends on the floor and was unpacking the one grocery bag she had brought with her.

"Oh just the usual they bake cookies, they drink they fall down" she said as if it was no big deal.

"so there drunk?" I asked watching Bella pat Rosalie's cheek and whisper something to her. Rose in return smiled and kissed my girlfriend on the lips.

"Woooooahhhh that was hot OUCH!" Jasper jumped about a foot in the air after Alice whacked him in the chest with a frying pan.

"Go, shooo get the tree. I'll put some coffee on to sober these two up" Alice said pushing us out of her apartment, for someone so small she was mighty strong.

"Its not going to go" I sighed "what do we do?"

"Ummmmmm… I have no freaking idea" Jasper said wiping the sweat that had formed on his forehead.

We had been struggling for the past twenty minutes to get this tree up the stairs but it would turn on the bend of the stairs, it was reminding me of that episode of friends where Ross buys a new sofa and cant get it into his apartment because of the stairs.

"I'm going to tell Alice, maybe we can cut it in half and then glue it back together when we get it upstairs, I tried to tell her not to buy a big tree but oh no she never listens to me" he moaned

"NO! and don't think we won't be talking later Mr!" Alice screamed from the top of the stairs, when she came into view she has fairy lights hanging around her neck with tinsel and various other sparkly things attached to herself "Let me deal with this"

Just as she attempted to pick up the tree, by herself.

One of the boys I recognised from living on the floor below the girls came up with what looked like his little brother. Alice shouted and huffed when she realised even with her super strength she sometimes possessed she couldn't pick it up.

"calm down hippy lady" the little boy said "she's sparkly" he stated.

"run!" I Whispered to the older one and they did because from the look on Alice's face when the words left his lips she was not a happy pixie.

Before I knew it the tree was up in the girls apartment and the apartment was half decorated, I'm not sure how it happened but it did.

Jasper was put in charge of lights while I had to put the decorations on the walls/ceiling, basically around the whole apartment.

A now sober, well almost sober Rosalie and Bella where cooking in the kitchen without alcohol and Alice was 'directing' all of us workers.

"You know didn't think there was such a thing as too many Christmas lights, but I think have been proven wrong"

"Edward there are not too many lights, just wait until the decorations go on and you'll see" she warned me while waving a plastic candy cane in my face.

"Okay calm down" I mumbled as she went off to her bedroom. "How do you deal with all that.." I pointed towards where she had gone.

"Passion?" Jasper said finishing my sentence for me "A humble perk my friend" he said getting that far away look in his eyes, it made me visibly shiver "A very good perk, trust me" he added with a wink.

"Gross, I do not need to know that Jazz, do not need to know!" but the only reply I got was a chuckle while he carried on putting the lights on the tree.

Emmett appeared when we had finally decorated the whole apartment and the girls had almost finished cooking and pre-paring for tomorrow, typical.

"so how's the club coming along?" I asked him while he was admiring the tree, looking for something to eat on it no doubt. Little did he know Alice had hidden all the chocolates for the tree for tomorrow.

"Yea good bro, really good and I hate too admit it but dads stuff looks pretty cool"

"Really?" I asked shocked, I was not one hundred percent behind those ideas, hell I wasn't even fifty percent behind them.

"Yea I know, who'd of thought it!" he said loudly waving his arms around.

"Are you going to eat that?" Alice shouted at Emmett who had picked up one of the plastic candy canes that she had angrily waved at me earlier. My brother just grunted and nodded his head.

"Dude its not real food" Jasper spoke up just as Emmett went to bite it.

"Oh man, looks real, feels real, not real!" He shook his head placing the plastic cane back onto the tree after licking it to double check? Before he sat back down pulling Rosalie onto his lap when she came in to see what was going on.

"Okay so after dinner I was thinking we should all go in our own rooms finish wrapping presents and things and then get an early night otherwise Santa won't come"

So that's what we did, we ate Bella's famous Christmas chilli and went to wrap our presents for each other, I just hoped they liked what I had bought them.

I was awoken the next morning by my brother shouting at the top of his lungs "Guess what day it is?"

I groaned and turned to looked at my alarm clock on my bedside table, 6.38am "Tuesday" I told him, cause technically it was Tuesday.

"Its CHRISTMAS biatch! Get your butt up were going to the girls place to open some presents! ohh yeaaaa!"

I slowly got out of bed and slipped on some sweat pants and at-shirt before grapping the presents and heading down to the girls, well that was my plan before all hell broke loose in the apartment after a very, very loud crash.

"OUCCCHHH!"

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