Bowling was certainly fun for Lincoln, Luke, and his boys yesterday. Lincoln's ankle was starting to get a lot better from that sprang he just received a little while back. He was just out out doing his chore of taking out the garbage for trash day. He tolerated this chores but he preferred to go hang out with Luke again like he did yesterday, but he was already done five minutes later.

After Lincoln was done with the chore, he decided to have some lemonade with ice, for it was humid outside. Since he was feeling a little hot, he took off his clothes, minus his underwear, and decided to read his comic books again, one of his usual activities when he is not doing anything.

It went on for an hour when he was about to look on TV, he was suddenly spooked by Luan, who happened to be in front of his comic book with a creepy smile on her face. What made it creepy was that; it was really wide like Wario or the Joker would he like. "Ah! Luan, don't do that!" He exclaimed in irritation.

"Hey there, Linky!" She said in an enthusiastic voice. "How are you doing this fine day?"

"Well, I just got done doing garbage duty." Lincoln replied in an uncomfortable tone of voice. "What do you want?"

Luan just laughed un a guffaw type of laughter. "Oh Lincoln, you are a card." She wiped a tear from her right eye. "But seriously, would you like to be an audience for my next show in my room?"

"Well... actually I-"

"Terrific!" Then Luan grabbed Lincoln's left arm and snatched him away to her and Luna's room. She pulled out a single chair for Lincoln to sit on, and she dressed in her clown costume. "Why was six afraid of seven?" She asked

"Luan, I-"

"Because seven ate nine!" And she guffawed while blowing a clown horn. "Ha Ha! You can't beat the classics, folks." Before Lincoln could react, Luan unexpectedly threw a pie on his face, banana cream flavored.

Despite it looking funny, Lincoln was not amused at all, and he blinked twice. "Come on, Luan." He said to her, wiping his face from the banana cream pie. "I already heard that joke before. Oldest one in the book probably."

"Like I said before, Lincoln: you can't beat the classics!"

"Riiiight." Then he got off the chair before saying: "now if you'll excuse me, I need to wipe this off my face, thank you very much. Besides, I need to be ready when Luke gets here. He said he would like my help cleaning Shadow and Whopper for a bath.

Luan sighed and bowed her head in defeat, knowing what she did to win him over hasn't worked. Her clown hair drooped down in sadness and she played a tune that sounded

After that little mishap, Lincoln washed his face from any remains of the pie filling that was shoved in his face. After he was done, Lincoln took another sip of his lemonade, and got his clothes ready for when Luke comes to pick him up and take him to his house once again.

"Lincoln!" Sounded a voice of joy, happy to see him. He turned around and it was Lori with a same creepy smile that Luan was wearing on her own face, but not as dramatic or creepy of course. "You're literally the man I wanted to see."

"what do you want, Lori?"

Then Lincoln found hismwlf snatched away again by being grabbed on the arm, and being taken upstairs to her and Leni's room. "Now that we are here, I would like to ask: Would you like to be a guest at my next homecoming for school?"

Feeling a little weirded out, Lincoln went: "uhhhh... why would I want to do that? I thugt it was for Teenagers only?"

"Don't he so modest, Lincoln. It's a homecoming, not a nightclub."

"True. Well, I would like to come, when is it?"

"At the end of the semester Before Christmas."

"We'll see."

"Good. Oh! And what do you think of this new lipstick? It's cherry flavored!" Then she couldn't help but rub it all over his lips.

"Mnph! Lori!" Lincoln struggled to keep her arms away from his face. "Stop that!" He shouted in an exasperated voice. "I'm not Bobby!"

Lori was slightly taken aback by what he said. "S-sorry." Was all She Said.

"Look, can you please just do this another time? Luke's coming over and I am going over to his house to give his dogs a bath."

"Okay." She sighed.

"Thank you." After Lincoln left the room, Lucy was in front of him, spooking him as usual. "Ah! Oh Lucy. I hate it when that happens!"

"Sorry about that." Said Lucy. "Do you need anything? A drink?"

"well..I guess more lemonade would-"

"Coming right up, big brother." Then she walked downstairs while Lincoln was putting his clothes on. The boy was feeling a little weirded out by this behavior. First Luan, Lori, and bow Lucy, ge wonders if the other sisters would act the same way too.

He waited for Luke to eventually show up. Lynn came from the left side of the couch with the same kind of smile on her face like the other three sisters had on their own. "Hey bro!" She said. "How you doing on this sunny day?"

"Just waiting for Luke to show up."

It was just then a Lucy came back with the new glass of lemonade in her right hand. "Here you go, Lincoln." She said. "Fresh lemonade a la mode."

"Thanks, i guess." Said Lincoln.

"Say, you look intense Lincoln. Why don't I give you a relaxing massage?" Then Lynn forced him to lay on his tummy, and ripped off his shirt. "Just lay there, relax, and let my magic hands melt all that tension on your back.

"Lynn, I'm in no mood for- ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!" Lynn didn't heed Lincoln's words, and she began using her strong, rough hands to chop on Lincoln's back in a very rapid pace, like a pianist playing a piano in a rapid pace.

"Whoo! Do you feel relaxed, bro?" Lynn asked

"Ah! You're being a little too rough back there!" Despite what he said, Lynn continued with this rough managing without stopping.

"No, no, Lynn." Said Lucy. "This is how you give a relaxing massage." She pushed Lynn out of the way, and cracked her fingers. She then began pressing down on Lincoln's back gently, and her hands were very warm. This was much better than Lynn was giving him, considering the fact that Lucy is the opposite of the wrestling type of girl.

Libcoln was certainly much more relaxed by Lucy's hands than Lynn's hands.."oh yeah." He sighed in relaxation. "That feels so good. Can you do it a little lower?

"No problem."

As Lucy continued with her own massaging, she was rudely shoved by Lynn. Ahe tried giving him massages again, but Lucy pushed her off and did her own method again, and it didn't take long before they started fighting.

"Okay. This is weird." Lincoln thought to himself. He quietly went back upstairs to put a new shirt one. After that, Leni suddenly came up to him with an urgent look on her face. "What do you want, Leni?"

"Lincoln, this is very urgent!" Then she pulled him to her closet. "I can't find my new clue turtleneck anywhere! Do you know where it is?"

Her brother couldn't help but sigh in irritation, and clenched the skin in-between his eyebrows. "Leni," he looked through the dresses to reveal the turtleneck in a box entitled: "Leni's turtleneck." On the front of the box. "It's where it always is."

"Ohhhh, right." The second oldest sister remembered. "Thanks Lincoln. You are a lifesaver."

Lincoln sighed again, and just walked out without muttering a word. Leni was a lovable dummy, but he hoped that no one else would bother him in these shenanigans.

"Lincoln," said a voice. It was Lola. "Can you play with me in a tea party? You can be a guest of honor." She had that begging look in her eyes.

"And... if I don't?"

"Then I will show everyone in your class that embarrassing picture of you from Stella's slumber party."

Lincoln gasped in horror. "How do you know that?!"

"I have my ways, Lincoln Loud." Said Lola in a mildly stern voice with a stern look in her eyes. "And besides. You are the guest of honor, and you should feel privelaged for it."

"Well, alright, but Luke's coming to pick me up soon." He reluctantly went to the tea party table with Lola and just tried to play along with this game. He pretended to drink tea as long as he could make her happy.

It went on for a few moments, and the doorbell was heard ringing. Lincoln gasped, feeling like being saved by the bell. He was more than happy to rush downstairs and answer the door to see if it really was him. He though correctly, as it was his cool godbrother in front of him.

"Hey Lincoln. Ready to help me bathe my dogs?"

"Yep. I sure am."

"Baby bro," Said Luna. "I want your honest opinion on something important."

"What?"

"Uhh... is this flutist getting really old? Just listen to it." Then Luna played a little guitar solo for him. "What do you think?"

"Nah. It sounds fine to me. Let's go, Luke.

"Lincoln, what do you think I should use for mud to play in with Hops?"

"Lana, I-"

"Lincoln, can you literally help me with Bobby again?"

Just then, the other sisters crowded around him to see if he needed anything. It sounded like they were pestering him with all of this. "STOP!" Lincoln shouted in exasperation. "Cheese And rice! You guys are driving me crazy! Come on Luke, let's go."

"No problem." Then Lincoln went outside and hopped on the back of the motorcycle.

the other sisters felt a little guilty. "Bogus!" Luna said. "I blew it!"

"No. we blew it, older sister." Lisa corrected. "I think this little plan has gone a little too far."

"Luke, you're Right." Lincoln Said. "Women are crazy!"

the other sisters heard that, and they couldn't believe what they just heard. "Crazy?" Said Lola. "What does he think he is?

"Yeah, we're not crazy." Said Lynn.

The motorcycle went on, and Luke was off with Lincoln again. "Come on, you guys." Said Lori. "We just need to try winning Lincoln back in a new approach."

"Yeah. You're right."

"Oh Lincoln." Said Leni. "I hope Luke treats you well."