Marune: (walking into the room via the door) Hey, want a Popsicle?
Vr: (on her tablet, scrolling through Tumblr)
Marune: I asked if you wanted a Popsi-(leans over Vr's shoulder and peeks at the screen) AAAAAAAAHHHH!
Vr: AAAAAAAAHHHH!
Marune: WHY ARE YOU STARING AT SHIRTLESS VERSIONS OF NINJAGO CHARACTERS!?
Vr: (blushing real hard) I DON'T KNOW!
Marune: LOOK AWAY!
Vr: I CAN'T!
Marune: (shuts laptop)
Vr: (sighs) Oh thank gosh it's over.
Vr: Hey everyone! Welcome back to Dawn of the Ninja Dares! I'm your host Vr!
Marune: ...
Cole: What happened to him?
Vr: He was watching me clear my search history.
Cole: ...I'm not even gonna ask.
Vr: Shaddup. Now, let's do some dares!
Kai: (groans)
Vr: SHADDUP! I'm not taking anybody's attitude! Oh Kai, you and Cole are now dressed up as babies.
Kai: -_-
Vr: Ehehehe. Next!
Marune: Kai and Jay gotta get beaten up by Tracy.
Kai: Who?
Vr: Oh, just that guy you insulted last chapter.
Jay: My head still hurts.
Vr: Yeah well, you're giving me a headache with that voice of yours!
Tracy: What is going on her-YOU!
Jay: ...hi?
Tracy: (runs towards Kai and Jay)
Kai and Jay: AAAAAHHHH!
(one beat-up session later)
Kai: Ow.
Vr: Thanks Tracy. Jay, you can't talk or the rest of the chapter, or Kai will set you on fire on shove you into a pit of acid.
Jay: HEY!
Kai: (sets Jay on fire and shoves him into a pit of acid)
Jay: T_T
Vr: You had that one coming, Zaptrap.
Marune: Next on the list is for Lloyd to look up Ninjago fanart.
Vr: Here Lloyd, take my tablet. I've already set things up for you.
Lloyd: Uh...okay. (starts scrolling)
Everyone: ...
Kai: Well?
Lloyd: OH MY FIRST SPINJITSU MASTER, WHY!? WHY ON EARTH WOULD YOU EVER DRAW SOMETHING LIKE THAT, WHAT THE HELL!?
Garmadon: HEY! Do not use the First Spinjitsu Master's name in vain!
Lloyd: -_- Sorry, Dad. But still!
Vr: Do you like it?
Lloyd: You did this on purpose!
Vr: And I have no regrets! Next!
Marune: It's for you.
Vr: Oh crap. What do I have to do?
Marune: Roast Cole.
Vr: Oh. Okay!
Cole: oh no...
Vr; Alright. LISTEN UP HERE, YOU EARTHLY PIECE OF CRAP! I AM SICK AND TIRED OF YOUR FOOD OBSESSION! HONESTLY, GET A HOBBY! AND DO YOU THINK EVERYBODY CARES ABOUT THE FACT THAT YOU WERE A GHOST FOR TWO SEASONS STRAIGHT? NO! AS A MATTER OF FACT, IT WAS ACTUALLY COOL! AND IN DAY OF THE DEPARTED, YOU CONSTANTLY RANTING ABOUT HOW YOUR FRIENDS DON'T NOTICE YOU DROVE ME UP THE GODDAMN WALL!
Cole: T_T
Vr: (taking a deep breath) Alright, what's next?
Marune: Zane needs to read Nya x Pixal.
Zane: Ew.
Vr: You haven't seen anything yet, Zane. Go on, read!
Zane: (sighs)
(one Nya x Pixal fanfic later)
Zane: 0_0
Vr: Don't worry Zane, the next dare is not for you. Instead, it's for Marune.
Marune: ...
Vr: To style Jay's hair however he wants.
Marune: (evil grin)
Jay: (gulps)
Marune: (pulls out a bunch of sparkly hair-clips)
Jay: 0_0
Marune: (decorates Jay's hair with the clips)
Jay: -_-
Kai: Nice hairstyle, Jay.
Jay: :(
Vr; Children, children, please! Next dare is for Nya to dye her hair rainbow colors.
Nya: (sighs, then dunks her hair in a bucket of rainbow hair dye)
Vr: Looks better than Jay.
Jay: HEY!
Vr: You talked! Kai, you know what you gotta do.
Kai: (sets Jay on fire and shoves him into a pit of acid)
Jay: T_T
Vr: Alright, the next dare. For all of the ninja to talk to Crystal about his anxiety problems.
Kai: Who?
(a boy walks in. He has short black hair with blue highlights and blue eyes, with pale lips, and a silver necklace. Wears a red hoodie with an orange shirt underneath, light blue jeans, and orange Jordans.)
Kai: Seriously? Crystal isn't even a boy's name.
Crystal: ...I really don't like you.
Kai: Whatever. That's basically everyone else in this room.
Vr: Go figure.
Cole: So, what are we supposed to do?
Vr: I don't know, at least say something.
Cole: ...hi.
Crystal: I'm going to see that doctor who lives down the street. (leaves)
Vr: Wow guys. You had one job!
Kai: Well, I'm sorry he hates my guts.
Vr: So does everyone else.
Kai: ...shaddup.
Vr: You shaddup!
Marune: I'm just gonna say the next dare. (reads dare) 0_0
Vr: What the-
Kai: I have a bad feeling.
Vr: (whispers dare in Kai's ear)
Kai: 0_0 I don't get it.
Vr: I think you'll figure it out. (shoves Kai and Cole into a dark room)
Marune: Now what?
Vr: Now we wait.
...
...
...
Lloyd: Awfully quiet, isn't it?
Cole: AAAAH! WHAT THE HELL KAI!?
Kai: I'M SORRY, I'M SORRY!
Everyone: 0_0
Vr: Let's just move on.
Lloyd: But I want to know what's going on-
Vr: Lloyd, some things are best left unaddressed.
Lloyd: 0_0
Vr: So next dare is for...Jay and Nya.
Nya: I have a bad feeling.
Vr: You should. You need to...(whispers dare)
Jay: ...
Nya: WHAT THE HELL!? NO, PLEASE NO! THAT IS SICK!
Jay: :(
Nya: Don't give me that face, pervert! (slaps Jay)
Vr: Well then! Zane and Kai gotta sing the Snow Miser/Heat Miser song.
Kai: What the heck is that?
Vr: Go figure.
I'm Mister White Christmas
I'm Mister Snow
I'm Mister Icicle
I'm Mister Ten Below
Friends call me Snow Miser
What ever I touch
Turns to snow in my clutch
I'm too much!
He's Mister White Christmas
He's Mister Snow
That's right!
He's Mister Icicle
He's Mister Ten Below
Friends call me Snow Miser,
What ever I touch
Turns to snow in my clutch
Vr: Why does Kai have to ruin every song he sings?
Kai: Hey! I do not ruin every song!
Marune: You kinda do.
Kai: -_-
Vr: Next dare!
Marune: Wu's gotta sing Hope's song.
Vr: (waving lyrics) This one? Well, I couldn't find any other, so that's as close as we're gonna get!
There's a story that started on Christmas
When a baby was born in the night
And those who came far, who followed the star
Were seeing a heavenly sight ...
a heavenly sight.
Well the years hurried by, and the boy, now a man
Could make the blind see with a touch of his hand
He was born to be King - he was Rabbi and Priest
But the best that he had, he gave to the least ...
He gave to the least.
He was born and he died, almost 2,000 years ago
He laughed and he cried, he felt all the fears we know
But what does it matter? A story so strange ...
Even if it is true, what does it change?
What does it change?
Well he spoke like a prophet - like no one they'd heard
This simple young carpenter - crowds hung on every word
He hated injustice - He taught what is right
He said "I'm the way, and the truth, and the light."
Marune: You sure that's the right version?
Vr: If was the only one I found! Anyway, Christmas is starting up, so why not?
Marune: I hate when you have a good argument.
Vr; Next dare! The ninja have to roast each other using cuss words.
Kai: I'm going first. COLE, YOUR EATING HABITS ARE F***ING DISGUSTING!
Cole: Oh yeah? YOU KNOW WHAT, KAI!? YOUR A*S WOULD BE GRASS IF IT WASN'T FOR US AGREEING TO TAKE YOU AS ONE OF US INSTEAD OF JUST LEAVING YOUR FOR DEAD RIGHT THEN AND THERE!
Jay: I can do much better than that! LLOYD, YOU ARE A MOTHERF***ING POWER HOARDER! (Kai sets him on fire and shoves him into acid after this)
Lloyd: Really Jay? EVERY DAMN TIME YOU SAY POSITIVE THINKING, I WANNA SHOVE EVERY DAMN WEAPON I CAN FIND UP YOUR A*S!
Everyone: (turns to look at Zane)
Zane: (deep breath) ALL OF YOU ARE JUST OF BUNCH OF (censored) AND (censored)! I CAN'T (censored) BELIEVE HOW MUCH (censored) I PUT UP WITH EVERY (censored) DAY! AND, YOU KNOW WHAT!? (censored, censored, censored, and censored)
Everyone: 0_0
Vr: I swear, I haven't heard half of those before.
Marune: What's next?
Vr: Kai's gotta roast Karloff. Because he stole Skylor or something. (Did I mention I ship it?)
Marune: I'll give him three minutes before he gets punched through the wall.
Kai: Okay...um...
Vr: (tapping foot impatiently) Any day now, Kai.
Kai: Okay, damn! I'm thinking!
Vr: Well, you better think faster, or I'll shoot you in the brain and do it for you!
Kai: That doesn't even make sense! Okay, I got it.
Vr: So say it!
Kai: SHADDUP! KARLOFF, YOU STOLE MY WOMAN! YES, SKYLOR'S MINE AND I DON'T CARE IF SHE LIKES ANOTHER GUY OR SOMETHING! AND WHAT ON EARTH WOULD SHE LIKE YOU FOR!?
Karloff: ...(punches Kai through the wall)
Marune: That wasn't three minutes.
Kai: (landed headfirst in pavement) Ow...
Vr: I don't know, but I'm sure that's a pretty good reason.
Marune: Ha!
Kai: CAN SOMEONE PLEASE HELP ME!
Vr: NO! Anyways, next is for Jay to do the Match Machine thingy!
Jay: It's rigged!
Vr: (sets Jay on fire and shoves him into a pit of acid) NO TALKING! And just go do it!
Jay: (leaves)
Marune: What did you do?
Vr: You'll see...
(with the Match Machine thingy)
Jay: (waiting for results) NYA!? I GOT NYA!? (insert the setting on fire and shoving into acid here)
Machine: Oops! We accidentally gave you the wrong answers! Here's the real ones! (shows Cole)
Jay: ...
Vr: Problem?
Marune: Why did it show that?
Vr: Because yaoi is just better. Any Ninjago fangirl will tell you that. Moving on!
Marune: Wu's gotta get revenge on Nya for the stunt with the grenade.
Wu: (throws grenade at Nya)
Nya: Son of a- (everything blows up in her face)
Vr: Ehahahahaha!
Nya: Oh yeah, very funny!
Kai: It kinda is.
Nya: (death glare of death)
Vr: Leave your sister alone, Kai. Next dare is for the villains to watch Hello Kitty.
Marune: Wait, it's a Tv show?
Vr: I don't know, and I don't plan to know. (shoves villains into another room) Next!
Marune: Cole and Jay need to do a dubstep dance-off.
Jay: Dubstep? (avoids the fire Kai shoots at him) HA! (falls into a pit of acid)
Vr: Nice try, Jay. (turns on the music)
Cole: (breakdancing)
Jay: (tries to breakdance, but slips and falls out the window, screaming)
Everyone: (clapping real slowly)
Jay: -_-
Vr: Cole wins.
Cole: YES!
Vr: Next dare goes to...Cole and Jay! Again!
Cole: (scream of rage)
Vr: Go all WWE on each other.
Kai: Now that's something I'd pay money to see!
Vr: Nobody cares.
Kai: -_-
(in the middle of a ring)
Vr: In one corner, we have Cole. In the other, Jay. FIGHT!
Jay: You wanna go, boi? YOU WANNA FAAKING GO!?
Cole: (whacks Jay real hard)
Jay: (KO'd)
Vr: Aw come on! That was so short!
Lloyd: That's what she said!
Vr: (death glare of death)
Lloyd: 0_0
Vr: Shut up, Lloyd. Next!
Marune: (looks above him and sees mistletoe) Oh no...
Josh: (standing under mistletoe with Marune) Ah, whatever, (kisses Marune)
Everyone: (jaw drop)
Marune: 0_0
Vr: What the heck did I just witness? Marune, you're way too young for a relationship!
Marune: I know!
Vr: Moving on! Ronin's gotta eat 100 million Hershey's!
Ronin: Yeah, decent chocolate!
Vr: And while he does that (checks next dare), Nya needs to go to the ICU with...malaria?
Nya: I'm perfectly healthy! How does that even work?
Tox: (dumps a bunch of stuff on Nya) Not malaria, but close enough!
Nya: -_- Now I really need to go to the ICU.
Kai: Wait...what does ICU stand for again?
Shade: Intensive Care Unit, idiot.
Kai: Oh, so I'm the idiot!?
Shade: Yes!
Marune: ...
Vr: What?
Marune: Someone needs to dare those two...
Vr: To sleep together? Yes.
Vr and Marune: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Vr: Now that's something I'd pay money to see!
Kai: -_- Shut up...
(at the ICU)
Desk Clerk: Hello.
Nya: Hi. My friend dumped a bunch of poison on me.
Desk Clerk: ...
Nya: It's a long story.
Desk Clerk: ...
Nya: You see, I'm on this dare show, and this was a-
Desk Clerk: Get the hell outta my sight.
Nya: Okay, damn! (stomps off)
Desk Clerk: Kids these days...their stupid pranks...
Vr: Wow.
Nya: I know, right? My skin's all irritated!
Tox: I have no regrets.
Nya: -_- I'm not surprised.
Vr: This is why I love the Elemental Masters. Anyways, speaking of which...(Insert groan from the Elemental Masters here) SHADDUP, ALL OF YOU!
Marune: They have to watch famous Minecraft players.
Vr: Does Jacksepticeye count?
Marune: Is he a famous Minecraft player?
Vr: ...no?
Marune: Then no.
Vr: Aw, come on! What's after that?
Marune: Zane needs to build an ice statue of him and Pixal.
Vr: This I gotta see.
(Outside, where all the ice and crap is)
Zane: (building)
Marune: I wonder what it's gonna look like.
(Zane finishes. It's a giant statue of him and Pixal making out)
Vr: 0_0
Zane: What? I built the statue to meet your criteria.
Vr: Nobody said it had to look like that.
Zane: I am too proud of my work to demolish it.
Vr: (eye roll) Next dare is for Pixal to learn karate.
Pixal; I've actually updated my system. I believe martial arts might've been included in the software.
Vr: Kick Jay.
Jay: (shaking head nervously)
Pixal: (roundhouse kicks jay out the window)
Vr: That was perfect.
Pixal: Thank you!
Vr: Next dare is for...GARMADANG!
Garmadon: Did you go on Tumblr again?
Vr: Yes, and I have no regrets!
Gamradon: -_- What do I have to do?
Vr: Be a kawaii anime version of yourself.
Gamadon: (now cute, kawaii, and anime) -_-
Vr: EEEE! So cute! Moving on! Kai's gotta fight dementors from the Harry Potter world.
Kai: Which are?
(three dementors appear out of nowhere)
Kai: 0_0 Oh. (screams and tries to avoid the dementors)
Vr: How long do you think he'll last?
Marune: Not very long.
Kai: (throws two dementors out the window) Oh thank goodness. (sees third) AAAAAHHHHHH-
(We are experiencing technical difficulties. Please stand by)
Vr: You okay Kai?
Kai: NO!
Vr: Oh, he's fine! Next dare!
Marune: Zane needs to try and fit in with a Harry Potter fangirl club.
Vr: Good luck, Zane.
Zane: (sighs)
(at the club meeting)
Zane: (dressed as Harry Potter) Hey guys?
Fans: ?
Zane: I ship Harry and Ginny as much as you all do, right? OTP, right? What's your favorite spell?
Fan: Who the hell invited the Muggle?
Zane: (triggered) I AM NOT A MUGGLE! I AM A NINDROID! (Stomps out)
Vr: Wow, Zane.
Zane: How dare they call me a Muggle! That's just an insult to nindroids everywhere!
Vr: (rolls eyes) Moving on! Morro's gotta eat vinegar and sugar and try not to vomit.
Morro: (sighs and eats the vinegar and sugar)
Lloyd; How is it?
Morro: ...
Lloyd; You know you gotta swallow, right?
Morro: (swallows, then flips the bird to Lloyd)
Lloyd: -_- Why haven't I dumped a bucket of water on oyu yet?
Vr: Great dare idea, thanks Lloyd!
Morro: DON'T YOU DARE!
Vr: SHADDUP! Dareth needs to burn all of his fake medals and trophies.
Dareth: NO! NOT MY BABIES!
Kai: (comes out of nowhere with the trophies and burns them)
Dareth: T_T
Kai: Hey, has anyone noticed Jay's been awfully quiet today?
Jay: HEY!
Lloyd: (claps really slowly)
Jay: Stop that Lloyd.
Lloyd: (claps)
Jay; I SAID STOP IT!
Lloyd: (still clapping)
Jay: -_-
Vr: last dare! We get to watch the RWBY red and yellow trailers!
(One set of trailers later)
Kai: Oh.
Vr: And that ends today's episode of Dawn of the Ninja dares! One last thing...(shoves Kai out the window)
Kai: OW! HEY!
Vr: Ehehehehehe.
That's one way to end a show.
Sorry for the lack of updates. This took me forever to finish! But I hope you enjoyed all the same
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