As usual I don't care if people will get pissed off but this has to be said.
The scene opens with Mordecai and Rigby sitting on the couch. "Hey guys Mordecai here." said Mordecai.
"Along with Rigby." said Rigby.
"Welcome to another segment of." said Mordecai.
"Aw what?" The slackers both exclaimed.
"Today's topic is about Icebreaker." said Mordecai.
"Eagle is not gonna like that." said Rigby. "But than again he made Smoke and us the bad guys in his story Eagle's league beginning." said Rigby.
"What kind of a friend are you? Stabbing your best friend in the back, not cool man!" said Mordecai. "Anyway we already made it clear in the last two segments."
"Yeah we're getting sick and tired of it. It was a joke at D23 and you people took it seriously and turned it into a stupid fan base." said Rigby.
"I mean Rigby and I seen Cole McGrath and Elsa dating and we're cool with it." said Mordecai.
"Yeah, they have powers. Plus Elsa won't die from Cole's smell or strength." said Rigby.
"Yeah, plus we have footage of this." said Mordecai. They show footage of Anna and Elsa bagging their oscars to Ralph until he punches both of them in the face and stomps on Elsa's ribs.
"I learned something from that day." said Rigby. "Never rub your award in a guy with anger issues' face or else you get that."
"Yeah we also found out that one of the writers of Frozen supports icebreaker. But I highly doubt they'll crossover." said Mordecai. "They won't do it in their sequels."
"Wait Frozen got sequel?" Rigby asked.
"Yeah." Mordecai replied.
"Mordecai do me a solid and take me to that planet from Pitch Black so those aliens can kill me." said Rigby.
"Dude relax! It won't be out for along time." said Mordecai.
"Alright then." said Rigby.
Then Ralph and a Elsa come out. "Ok just to make this clear. We're not dating, she's with Electro!" said Ralph.
Then Cole McGrath shows up. "Yeah, I'm dating Elsa and not cool bro!" said Cole.
"Oh come on! She should learn that when you brag, you get broken." said Ralph.
"Take it outside." said Rigby. The three did excaulty what he said and stepped outside.
"So anyway, there's no way that Ralph and Elsa are gonna hook up just in fanfics." said Mordecai.
"Yeah, unless it's cartoon like that Hercules and Aladdin crossover episode and those Lio and Stitch crossovers with American Dragon, Recess, Proud Family and Kim Possible." said Rigby.
"A Wreck-it Ralph cartoon series would be a good idea." said Mordecai.
"Except for different voice actors instead of the original cast." said Rigby. "I mean Napoleon Dynamite had the original cast and lasted for 7 episodes."
"I thought the show was good." said Mordecai.
"Yeah, like Napoleon beating up tough guys." said Rigby.
"So anyway, icebreaker won't be cannon in movies." said Mordecai.
"Yeah, and it's a (beeps) joke and it needs to die! I mean they'll pair up Ralph and Elsa with different people." said Rigby.
"Anyway see you next time on." said Mordecai.
"Aw what?!" The slackers both exclaimed.
For starters I prefer Cole and Elsa over that crap. I mean it's small and lesser known, but hey you got to look at the elements. Besides at least Cole won't kill Elsa with his smell or B.O. Please review and stay frosty.