What a situation I've managed to get myself into. Randy is in love with me and I'm pretty sure Matt has a huge crush on me. I know most girls would kill to be in my position, especially when it comes to Randy. Any girl with a pulse can see that he is one of the most gorgeous guys walking the Earth. And Matt…he's amazing. I can't actually believe he wants to continue hanging out with me. He must really like me…a lot.

"So um what are you up to tonight Amy?" Matt asked me.

"Actually I'm hanging with the boys tonight. Junior is lonely without me and apparently hasn't been partying as much. He misses me."

"Aww the poor guy" Matt said. "Well I hope we run into each other tonight."

All I could do was smile at Matt. I wanted to nail him right then and there. I could not stop thinking about what he might be like in bed. Being who I am, I decided I'd just ask him. After all, I'm the queen of forwardness.

"So Matt. What kind of things are you into…in bed?"

Matt looked like he was about to have a stroke any second and started turning bright red. In fact, I would say that he resembled a stop sign. He just sat there in shocked silence.

"Well…uh…that is…uh…." he stuttered.

"Sorry I shouldn't have asked. Maybe you could just….show me…sometime."

I could see the droplets of sweat forming on Matt's forehead. I sure have an effect on this kid, don't I? He just continued to sit there and sweat too. Damn I'm…PRICLESS! I honestly would not mind him showing me what he's into in, though. I bet he's amazing.

"Well HHF I better get going. My stomach is growling and I'm afraid it might start eating itself soon."

"Yeah we wouldn't want that. I, um, hope I see you tonight Amy" Matt said nervously.

I gave him my now famous smirk/smile and blew him a kiss as I stood up.

"Oh I'm sure you will, sweetheart."

With my head held high, I walked back over to where my Junior was. He was just sitting there, shaking his head and smiling.

"Damn wifey. What did you say to that poor kid to make him sweat?" Junior laughed.

"Eh. I just asked him what he was into in bed. And when he couldn't answer, I told him that he should show me sometime."

"Daaaaaaaamn wifey. You're going to give that kid a stroke one of these days" Ted smiled.

"Oh I'll do much more than that."

"Wifey you've got to be one of the biggest perverts ever…I love you" he sighed dreamily. "So when are you going to re-experience my pricelessness, babycakes?"

"Never Junior."

"Come on baby. I haven't gotten any since I hooked up with your fine ass" he flirted.

"Is that because you know it doesn't get any better than THIS?"

"Damn right, wifey" he proclaimed. "So…we drinkin' whiskey tonight?"

"You know it Junior!"

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A few hours later, we were all getting ready to go out. I pretty much evicted Junior from the bedroom, though. I didn't need him trying to get in my pants while I was getting ready. And I really did not need Junior walking around shirtless, distracting me with all of his glorious, sexy muscles. Damn his sexiness to HELL!

"Sometime today wifey!" Junior screamed thru the door.

"Kiss my ass Junior!"

"Open the door and I will" he proclaimed.

When I opened the door, I got a collective gasp from my three favorite guys. I had on a simple dark grey sundress that had a skull on the front right side and I was wearing a pair of flip flops. My long blonde hair flowed down my back and I had on my way cool cop sunglasses.

"Damn wifey! You look HOT in a dress! You really should wear them more often" Ted proclaimed passionately.

"I don't really like wearing them, Junior. But I figured I'd give you guys a cheap thrill."

"Matt is going to collapse when he sees you, wifey."

"I know, Junior. I know."

I was aware Matt would practically die when he saw me. I knew that wearing a dress would shock the hell out of everyone. I couldn't wait to get down to the bar and see the look on everyone's faces! I was practically beaming when Randy looked over at me and bit his lip. He looked DAMN sexy. He had on a white wifebeater and some dark wash jeans. God he was looking SO good. I was pretty much convinced that no guy on the planet was as hot as him.

"Damn Randy. You look smokin' hot right now."

"So do you, Amy. You look absolutely perfect right now."

I wanted to melt into the floor. I don't think Randy, or any guy for that matter, had ever told me that I looked perfect.

"Damn bestie! If you weren't my best friend, I swear…."

"Oh bestie. You're silly. You boys ready to go?"

They all gave me a nod and we headed out the door and down to the bar. This was going to be fun as hell.

When we got downstairs and into the bar, everyone was staring at me with looks of shock plastered onto their faces. My favorite Canadian came walking up with a huge smile on his face.

"Excuse me. But I'm looking for Amy. Has anyone seen her?" he smirked.

"Oh shutup, Chris. You're such a jerk."

"Why Amy! I didn't recognize you! You look so…womanly! And sexy! Not that you aren't always sexy. After all, you are a sexy beast!"

"Shut up and buy me a drink, Jericho!"

"What do you think I was coming over to do, blondie? Come on. Let's go to the bar" he said as he held out his arm for me to link into. I gave my boys a smile, linked arms with the Canadian, and went over to the bar.

"Alright blondie. Give me the 411" Chris said as we walked up to the bar.

"Well Randy and I fessed up our love, but apparently we're not together AND we can see other people. I told Matt about all this and he STILL wants to hang out with me. Can you believe that?"

"Oh I can blondie" Chris stated. "I hear that he thinks he might be falling in love with you!"

"Chris I need a shot instead."

"I figured, blondie. Two shots of Jack, bartender."

Falling in love with me?? You've got to be kidding me! Oh geez. What the hell have I gotten myself into? Well I guess I shouldn't try to get in Matt's pants. That would probably just convince him that he's full blown head over heels in love with me.

"Shit Chris. What the hell am I going to do?"

"Man blondie. I don't know, but I know most women would kill to have both of those guys in love with them! You'll be the envy of every female fan!"

"I know Chris. I just….Oh geez."

"What blondie?"

"Look who just fucking walked in, Chris."

As if I wasn't stressed out enough, Cody Rhodes had walked in and apparently he was already plastered. I was horrified when I saw him sitting down at the table right next to Junior…my spot. I was ready to kill that little bastard. But maybe I'd try being nice to him. After all, he was drunk and maybe just maybe he wouldn't be such an asshole.

"Now blondie. Don't kill him. He's drunk and it wouldn't be fair."

"I won't Chris. I'm going to try being nice."

Chris and I walked back over to the table. I was surprised when Cody got up to give me my seat back. I could see the looks of apprehension and possibly fear on everyone's faces when I sat back down….and Cody sat right next to me.

"Damn Amy. You look pretty hot" Cody slurred.

"Uh thanks Cody."

"You always look hot, though. Randy and Ted are damn lucky they've tapped that hot ass" Cody slurred.

I wasn't sure what to do at this point. Cody Rhodes was actually complimenting me and not being a total asshole. What the hell got into him? Oh yeah. Alcohol. Damn he must've had a lot to drink if he's being so nice to me. I wonder who the hell got him so drunk.

"Yeah…I guess so. Thanks."

"Seriously you two are lucky you've slept with her. Every guy on this roster wants to hit it. I'm damn jealous. I'd give anything to sleep with her."

Whoa where the hell is this coming from? I thought this guy hated me. And now he's saying he'd give anything to sleep with me? Damn what kind of booze did he drink and how much? Whatever he's had, I want to make SURE I never drink it! No kind of booze in the world could convince me to sleep with Cody freaking Rhodes. I'd rather sleep with Dolph Ziggler! I'm sure that would be interesting. I bet that guy would introduce himself to me every freaking five minutes during sex. Oh god. What a frightening thought!

"Cody, how much have you had to drink tonight?" Chris asked.

"I think about half a bottle of Jagermeister" Cody slurred.

"Damn Cody! You're crazy! Why'd you drink so much?" Junior exclaimed.

"I'm lonely, Ted. I have no one to travel or room with" Cody sighed.

Junior looked over at me with a pleading look. I knew what that look meant: he wanted Cody to room with us again. I couldn't help but think that when the booze wore off, Cody would go back to being a total asshole. But for Junior's sake, I decided to give in. I really hate how much I love Junior sometimes. Damn it.

"Well Cody. I guess you can room with us again, starting tomorrow."

Cody looked at me with wide eyes and a huge smile formed on his face. Before I knew it, he had grabbed me into a hug. And then when he pulled back…he planted a kiss on my LIPS. Oh my god I wanted to crawl under a rock and DIE in that bar. Cody freaking Rhodes had just violated my poor lips. And of course, everyone else was snickering.

"Come on Cody. I'll help you back to your room" Chris offered.

"No I'm fine. I want to hang out with everyone" Cody explained. "I'm just going to get some water." Cody got up and headed over to the bar. As soon as he was out of range, everyone burst into laughter.

"Shut up. You guys suck. I hate you all."

"Oh my god that was hilarious" Randy got out between laughs.

"Seriously priceless moment right there" Junior laughed.

"That was the funniest shit I've seen all year" bestie proclaimed.

"Yeah freaking hilarious. I'm going to the bathroom, possibly to vomit."

I stood up and headed to the bathroom. I was just about to walk in when I felt a tap on my shoulder. I spun around and there was the ever adorable Matt Sydal with a smile plastered onto his gorgeous face. I instinctively wrapped my arms around his neck and pulled him into a hug.

"Hey Matt. How are you?"

"I'm great now that I'm talking to you. You look gorgeous, Amy."

"Why thank you, sir. Care for a drink?"

"Sure Amy. I'd love one. What are you drinking?"

"Jack of course. I think I'll start off with a shot then a Jack and Coke."

"Um you know. I think I'll just have a beer."

"Alright. I'm going to go to the bathroom first, Matt."

"Sure. I'll grab your drinks and head to the table."

I went into the bathroom with a smile on my face. I just hoped that Matt and Randy wouldn't kill each other while I was in the bathroom. Man what the hell am I going to do about these two gorgeous guys? I don't even know who I want to be with at this point. Sometimes, life really sucks!

I was just finishing up and washing my hands when I got an idea: I was going to dedicate "You've Lost That Loving Feeling" to my pal Junior. I was even going to serenade him. Oh god this was going to be hilarious. I left the bathroom and headed over to the DJ to request my song. I headed back to the table with a smile on my face when I heard the DJ say "Alright this next song is going to be for Junior from his best friend and 'wifeycakes' Amy."

Junior looked at me with a confused look on his face until I started singing to him. He sighed dreamily and put his hands over his heart as I continued to serenade him. I hadn't noticed but Chris had pulled out his video camera and was recording the whole thing. All the guys (even Cody) were laughing hysterically as I continued to serenade Junior. The song finally ended and Junior stood up with a smile on his face as he pulled me into a hug.

"Oh wifey. That was hella romantic!"

"I know. I figured you deserved to be serenaded for a change, Junior."

"I love you, wifeycakes."

"I love you too, Juniorcakes."