MEMO
TO: Kuja
FROM: The Emperor
Re: A modest proposal
When I am master of all I see, I will need an empress to stand by my side. You are flattered, I am sure, to have been selected for this position.
Signed, Mateus, Emperor of Palamecia, Ruler of Hell, Conqueror of Heaven
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MEMO
TO: The Emperor
FROM: Kuja
Re: Re: A modest proposal
I'm not a girl!
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MEMO
TO: Kuja
FROM: The Emperor
Re: Re: Re: A modest proposal
No need to play coy, my dear. This is a very prestigious role you have been offered.
Signed, Mateus, Emperor of Palamecia, Ruler of Hell, Conqueror of Heaven
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MEMO
TO: Kuja
FROM: Kefka Palazzo
Re: You and me
Hey, sweet cheeks. How's about you and me get together sometime?
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MEMO
TO: Kefka Palazzo
FROM: Kuja
Re: Re: You and me
I must decline.
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MEMO
TO: Kuja
FROM: Chaos
Re: …
I WON'T TAKE NO FOR AN ANSWER.