087 : Food
"Liz?"
"Hn...that's hard. Apples I would think, yeah?"
"Patti?"
"Melons. Totally melons."
"Gotta agree with that. Your turn."
"Well...how about Tsubaki, your partner?"
"WATERMELONS ALL THE WAY!"
"Wow...you've thought about that haven't you?"
"YAHAHA! Now, how about YOUR partner?"
"Maka?"
"No shit."
"Hn...that's a hard one. Is there anything small enough?"
"MAN! Harsh but true!!"
"I guess I would have to say...tangerines."
"Soul, you know I don't like tangerines. Oranges are my favorite fruit." A feminine voice broke though their conversation.
Soul and BlackStar sprung up from the couch they had been lounging at, backs straight as if they had been caught cheating and Dr. Stein was about to punish them. Apprehensively, they turned their worried faces to see a lanky Maka at the door with some groceries in her hands.
"Y-You're back early." Soul accidentally stuttered, cursing himself for staining his cool guy persona.
"...yeah? Not many people out today, no lines. And what were you guys talking about? Me and tangerines...? "
BlackStar and Soul exchanged a glance. "Just...uh...food. What you like to, um... eat the most." Soul managed to say.
"Jeez Soul. Like I said, I like oranges." Maka rolled her eyes.
"My bad, my bad." Soul shrugged off, causing Maka to huff one last time before continuing on to the kitchen to put away the recently purchased food.
"Soul man! That was close!" BlackStar whispered to the weapon, when he was sure Maka couldn't hear, with green eyes wide.
"I know...can you imagine what Maka would do to us if she knew we were comparing their chest sizes with fruit?!"
"Fatality."
Soul shivered.
A/N: Because, again, boys will be boys. And so the intense!crack continues from the previous chapter...I can't believe I wrote this out, kill me DX I'm just glad school's over, my brain doesn't feel like it's going to drip out my ears x_X