Sorry about the late update. Brain dead and lazyness are never a good combo.
Lily: Don't you mean writer's block?
Sure. Anyway, I hope you enjoy me not owning dbz and.. What was I going to add? Oh yeah! Enjoy this video.
Lily: Don't you mean story?
Geez! Must you correct me every moment?
Lily: Time?
Everwhat!
Lily: Wh-
Whatever!
Somewhere on Snake Way
"Look at me! I'm a floating cotton candy cloud!" the cloud starts jumping up and down. "Eat me and find out!"
"No thanks. I shouldn't ask for this but do you know of a girl named Laura? She tends to be very rude at times and has a habit of giving things nicknames. I do hope she hasn't came here but I still want to know."
"Watch me chase my cloudy tail!" The cloud spins in circles.
"Never mind. I can see that you are a bit loony. Although I can't understand how I can see if I don't have any eye sockets." The nice cloud starts moving further along Snake way. The crazy cloud stops spinning, shakes it's 'head' and follows the first cloud.
"Why are you following me?"
"You remind me a girl friend of mine. She was always so dainty and polite to those new around her. Plus she had sometimes annoying manners toward those who didn't deserve it. Even when I was purposefully trying to annoy her, she still used her manners on me sometimes."
"Um. Okay? I guess you can tag along if you want. I'm not going to stop you as long as you don't try anything improper."
"Okey doky smoky!" The second cloud continues to bounce around as the first cloud floats further down the road. A few go by and they see another lone cloud. "Hey! Cloud have you seen someone that goes by the name Laura and Katana? Last name Akrastaand Swan." 'Heh, Cloud. I have a sudden urge to sing 'One Winged Angel'.' The second cloud starts to do so mentally.
"Umm. I'm sorry, but I'm Katana Swan," the nice cloud, Katana, says. "Why are you looking for me?"
"No. Sorry. How did you two die? I died fighting a Slouvitch. Nasty big buggers." The cloud continues down towards the giant ogre.
"Freiza," both clouds respond at the same time.
"Aw. I'm sorry to hear that. Never knew someone could die from one of those. Must be warm blooded." It goes over the bend and vanishes from sight.
"Laura?"
"Yes?"
"…Oh my goodness! Laura! What happened? How did you get here? Why didn't you tell me it was you?" The Katana cloud starts hopping.
"I died. Frieza took my breath away literally by that stupid gay tail. I was wondering how long it would take until you knew it was me."
"That was very rude."
"Thank you." Laura 'bows'.
Another cloud comes up to them. "Sorry to eaves drop you two. I would like to apologize."
"Okay? It's not very often that we hear someone admit eaves dropping, let alone apologizing for it."
"Oh, I wasn't meaning that. I meant that I wasn't in time to stop Freiza from killing us all."
"Zoe?" the two clouds ask.
"Guilty as charged," Zoe lowers her 'head'.
"Wow. I don't know about you but this kinda sucks in an awkward way. Now what?"
"As creepy as this may sound, I don't want to go to heaven. Although, we may not anyway due to our soldier days. I'm going to HFIL. If you continue on this path, you will find King Kia's planet."
"What is H-" Zoe jumps off the path and into the fluffy, yellow clouds. "Hell. Well, now what?"
"She could be right. We truly did horrible things a few years ago. I'm going to go with her. Whatever this HFIL place is, I'm sure it's not terribly dreadful."
"But, what about-" Katana closes her 'eyes' and jumps off too. "…Bonsai!" Laura jumps off. A nearby demon sweat drops at the incident before walking off whistling as if nothing has just happened.
Laura lands to see her friends no longer clouds. "So, we are human again. Except for you Zoe. Or should I say, Monkey? By the way, how did you die?"
"Please don't give me another nickname. Bookworm was bad enough. As for my death, I intercepted the death beam that was supposed to pierce Vegeta's heart when I instant transmitted in front of him. It went through my other lung." Zoe rubs the area with a sigh. "Might I ask how you two died?"
"Meh, I pissed her off for the last time and she strangled me."
"Who, Katana?"
"No. Frieza."
"…Laura." Zoe smacks her own face and shakes her head.
"What? Whatever. Katana sacrificed herself to protect Leprechaun the little green kid with healing powers. So, yeah, this still feels awkward… I'm going over here." Laura walks off.
"Does Laura not know that Frieza is a male this whole time?" Zoe's rubs her temples.
"Looks like it. Do you want to break the news to her?" Katana asks as they walk behind her.
"I'd rather someone else break it to her. It would be hilarious if Cooler told her, but she's bound to find out sooner."
"I can imagine her ranting and raving, attracting unwanted attention toward herself," Katana giggles, "which would encourage unnecessary violence." Laura stops walking and motions them toward her.
"What is it?" Zoe whispers.
"Look at all the floating cotton candy!"
Zoe shakes her head as she walks by her and the spirits. Katana feels a chill as she hurries past them.
"I wonder if these things are edible," Laura says as she walks by a yellow one. It floats hurriedly away from her.
"Those are spirits, as in dead things that were once alive. They could be alien or even human. What I'm trying to say is, if you eat one, you will be under the possible classification of a cannibal. And I do not want to-" Zoe stops as she looks down below. Katana does to and places a hand over her mouth to cover a gasp.
"What is it?" Laura asks as she stops at the edge of the small cliff. She looks down and smirks. "Well, well. Who do we have here?" She takes a few steps back before jumping off.
"Baka!" Zoe hisses. She grabs Katana's arm as they jump off behind her. Landing, they see Laura quietly running towards a familiar person. With a sigh, they walk forward.
Laura tackles the unsuspecting victim, "Raditz the Furball!"
"What the? L-Laura?" Raditz gaze travels over to the others. "Zoe? Katana?" He busts out laughing. "I was wondering when you were going to die!"
"Hey! That is a rude thing to say," Katana says.
Laura punches Raditz's arm. He grunts and kicks her off. "Seems like you have gotten a little stronger. But you still don't stand a chance against me."
Laura gets up and rubs her back, "But I think I can still win on verbal assaults."
"Is that a fact?" Raditz smirks, sensing a challenge.
"Hell yeah I can you-"
"How have you been?" Katana hurriedly asks.
"Huh? Well considering where we are at, I've been bored and annoyed." Raditz glares at Zoe. She doesn't meet his gaze and seems to prefer looking somewhere else. "So all of your deeds have come back to bite you in the ass too huh?"
"Actually, we jumped down here," Zoe mumbles.
"What?" Raditz raises an eyebrow in confusion. "You three wanted to come down here? What for?"
"For your information, Laura and I didn't know that this place will be so evil looking."
"So all blame goes to Zoe once more." He smirks at her before something catches his eye. "Y-You're a Sayjin?!"
"Yep," Laura throws an arm around Zoe, "she's a monkey just like you."
"What did you just call me?" Raditz glares at her. Laura smiles happily back.
"Sorry we didn't bring you a banana at our reunion."
"Dammit girl, I'm going to kill you!"
"Laura! That's enough! Sheesh, must you pick a fight with someone we haven't met in over a year?" Katana smacks a hand over Laura's opening mouth. Raditz continues to glare at her.
Zoe clears her throat, "Sorry about that. I overreacted without thinking straight. And it seems I have been losing myself more than I used to." Raditz snorts, clearly not accepting her apology that easily.
"Excuse me, but where is Nappa?" Katana pips up after looking around.
"What? Oh so he is more important than I am? Is that what you are saying?" he teases.
Katana flaps her arms in alarm. "No! That is… I wish to see how he's doing too."
"Someone say my name?" Nappa walks up and groans, "Raditz, what are you doing with these girls?"
Laura points an accusing finger at him, "Ha! I knew it! You, Stinky, do have a dirty mind!"
"Oh, no. It's you three." Nappa sighs, remembering his three 'pupils'. His right eye twitches as he turns to leave. Zoe tackles him and prevents him from moving much by grabbing his tail.
"Wow. Didn't think Zoe would do something like that," Katana says.
"Laura, let go of- Zoe? Let go of my tail you stupid girl before I pile drive you into the ground!"
Zoe smiles, "Sorry Nappa. Down here, I don't have to worry much about messing things up so I get to show how happy I really am to be here!" Zoe lets go and tackle hugs him with a laugh, thus sending him in a state of confusion. "Oh, where is King Vegeta at?"
Raditz sweat drops at her odd actions, "Somewhere."
Laura gasps and points, "Zoe has become a fan girl! Run for your souls!"
Zoe lets go and glares at her, "I've always been a fan you moron." Nappa shoves her off of him and she staggers back. "Want to hear something awesome? Your little brother, Kakarot, is going to defeat Master Frieza!"
"What?! That little shrimp?" Nappa yells. Raditz just stares at her in surprise. "No way! If anyone will defeat him it will be Prince Vegeta!"
"Actually, Spike got the crap beaten out of him by Zums shortly after Spike killed you."
"You're lying!"
"Enough, Nappa!" They all look at Katana oddly. She clears her throat, "Umm. Anyway, uh, yeah." She looks away, her face heating up with embarrassment. "What does HFIL stand for? And weren't you supposed to call them by their actual names now Laura?"
"Oh, yeah. I forgot." Laura looks over at Nappa and smirks, "But, Stinky will continue to be Stinky." Nappa only sighs in annoyance.
Zoe lets out a tiny laugh, "Home For Infinite Losers."
"…I hate you so much right now," Laura glares at her hyper friend.
"Well, it's not my fault you decided to follow me. You could have gone to King Kai's place."
"Who?"
"If we meet the Ginyu force, ask them. They will tell you a bit about it," Zoe sighs, "Look, I've been through a rough time and would like to rest a bit." She lays down and absently pets her tail.
"Are you okay?" Katana asks.
Zoe rolls her eyes, "Let's see. Shortly after finding out I can use instant transmission, I went to Snake way and looked around. A few minutes later, Yamcha snaps at me, thus startling me into falling off the path and getting stuck here for some time. I got a hold of a fruit that Goz and Mez guards."
"How did you manage that?" Nappa asks.
"…I don't remember…" They exchange looks as Zoe continues. "I must have ate the fruit though, considering I'm not hungry still. I do remembering looking at my reflection before coming up with a 'brilliant' idea. 'I'll use instant transmission again!' So I did and managed to leave this place. If King Yenma doesn't fix that when Cell arrives, this won't be the only place to experience hell."
"Who's Cell? What are you talking about?" Raditz interrupts.
He's a biological android that will wreak havoc on Earth around three and a half years."
"So? Where did you go after you left here? Surely, this wasn't the only place you were at while Laura and I were on Namek."
"Come to think of it, I might have been on Namek. I arrived in a ship and left just in time for Zarbon and Master Frieza to see me use it again."
"Why do you insist on calling Frieza 'Master'?" Raditz snaps, getting angry at Zoe.
"Father: King Cold. Older brother: Cooler, or Prince Cooler. Frieza: Old habit is dying hard." Zoe closes her eyes. After getting a threat by Laura consisting of a bolder and Zoe's head, she continues on. "My inner fan girl took over when I arrived in front of two other sayjins. Names: Paragus and Brolly. Father and son."
"So more sayjins are alive?"
"Great. More monkeys," Laura grumbles. Without a word, Nappa blasts her 'dead'. Katana screams and jumps up in horror and anger. Raditz frowns at the 'corpse' and roll his eyes.
"You do realize Laura's going to give us all a migraine when she comes back," Zoe drawls, glaring at him.
"I don't give a-"
"Dammit! That hurt!"
The end! Naw, but really this story part is getting close to being over. -sighs sadly- I've decided to do this story in parts. This is going to be the end of Freiza saga. Next story will be based on Cell saga and stuff... I should be able to update again in a few weeks. If not, then may brocoli fall out of the sky while I'm walking!
Next chapter: The truth shall set you free! ..Or cause destruction. Take your pick.