Title: 41. Scenes from the Narcissist café

Pairing/Character/s: Yuki/Machi

Word Count: 100 words of mindless fluff and stupidity.

Summary: We are all self-absorbed... and blanketless.

A/N: One perfect drabble. Why is this so hard to write anyway? Narcissist is someone who loves himself. The title comes from a line from Hamlet: 'Arrant knaves all' or 'Complete Villians All'


One minute Machi is closing her eyes, warm under the fluffy blanket and the next she wakes up shivering. She groans, rolling over. Just as she predicted, Yuki has stolen her blanket.

Two blankets are for two people, not for one person to twist around himself.

Machi tugs at her blanket, but it stays firmed bunched up under her boyfriend's head. She sighs as she curls her body against him, one arm on his warm torso. Yuki is so warm that she starts to drift off to sleep again... until Yuki moves his arm and whacks her in the face.