Suggested by kibagurl87 and Ice-Fairy Princess (please tell me you're not going to kill me for mixing them both together)
It was only few days after Halloween and the rainiest day in the history. Clint was somewhere in vents (probably somewhere close to the kitchen, because every time someone entered it, Clint's singing was heard), while others were all together in the living room. Jane, Darcy and Loki were spending the Halloween with Thor, so they were also present. Natasha was reading a Russian book and it was impossible to get her attention. Jane and Darcy were playing a card game together, while Thor and Loki were trying to understand, what the rules were. Steve's attention was fully on the TV, because his boyfriend broke into science something like five minutes ago and he didn't understand a thing he was talking. He didn't even notice, when Tony stopped talking to him and turned to Bruce, since he actually understood science.
And that's when Zoey walked in with a bright smile and a friendly greeting. The girl visited the Avengers every other day after school since the beginning of October. Before anyone could actually respond to her, Clint started to scream in the vents. For some unknown reason, the archer didn't trust Zoey at all. Like, at all.
Everyone had to admit, Zoey was kind of weird. She never even told her parents, if she visited the Avengers. She was always way too sweet and innocent, but no one could see behind her walls, which were built perfectly probably when she was really young. Everyone expect Clint had decided to trust the girl.
"Is Mr. Barton alright?" Zoey asked, seeming like she was eleven, not sixteen. She was wearing her usual black boots and red jeans, while her shirt was white and jacket was blue. Her face and clothes made it look like she was Tony's and Steve's daughter.
"Clint is fine," Natasha said, not rising her eyes from the book. "Just being the usual birdbrain." The Avengers had tried for a long time to get her to call them by their first names, though it never worked.
Zoey chuckled, while she walked to the couch, sitting next to Steve. Jane and Darcy, who both didn't know Zoey, looked at her suspiciously. "Okay, why didn't you tell me that you two had a daughter?" Darcy asked from both Tony and Steve.
Tony turned his head to look at Darcy. "Huh?" he asked, while Steve was trying to hold a laugh back. He shot a glare towards him, until he noticed Zoey on the other side of Steve. "Oh, hi, Zoe."
"Darcy, Zoe is not out daughter," Steve laughed. "She's just a friend, okay?"
"Wait, Drace thought that Zoe is our daughter?" Tony asked, looking back to Darcy.
"I have to admit, she looks like you, Tony," Steve pointed.
"Why does everyone keep saying that? She looks nothing like me."
"Yes, she does," Natasha pointed out.
Zoey was giggling because of the whole situation, until Clint jumped out from the vent. "Hey, guys, let's play truth or dare!" he announced. "Since you guys won't let me interrogate the girl, I'm more than sure we can find out some secrets with that."
Natasha groaned, but placed her book on the table. "You do realize that truth or dare is ridiculous with you?"
"But you still love it."
"Which has nothing to do with it. Truth or dare?"
"Dare," Clint responded.
"I dare you to exchange any item of clothing with any female person in this room."
Clint groaned, before taking his jacket off and throwing it at Darcy, getting hers in exchange. "Why did I have to exchange with a female person? I could've had Tony's shirt, oh come on, don't make that face, I know you love Black Sabbath too! Zoe, truth or dare?"
"Truth," Zoey responded, causing Tony's and Natasha's eyes to widen.
"How is it that your parents don't care, if you visit us?"
"First, they never have cared about what I do. Second, I don't have them. Captain Rogers, truth or dare?" Zoey ignored all the confused faces given to her and turned to the man next to him.
"Truth."
"What is your biggest fear?"
Steve winced at that. "Cold. Loki, truth or dare?"
"I don't understand that game," Thor said to Jane, while Loki answered simply 'dare'.
"I dare you to turn Thor into an animal for a minute."
Before anyone could actually do anything, Thor turned into a horse, causing Tony to shout something like "I don't want horses in my living room! What's the problem with Asgardians and horses?" and Jane to jump up and slap Loki, who simply ignored it.
"Miss Foster, would you like to choose truth or dare?" Loki asked from Jane.
"Does dare include kicking your ass?"
"Could be."
"I'll choose dare."
"I dare you to kick my ass."
Jane threw a punch at Loki's face with her fist, causing the whole room to jump and Tony to mutter 'how the hell are women so strong?'. She turned to Bruce with a satisfied smile. "Truth or dare?"
"Just in case, I'll stick with truth," Bruce responded, sounding unsure.
"Do you regret all that gamma radiation and the Other Guy stuff?"
"Honestly? No." Seeing the questioning glances, Bruce sighed and added, "I wouldn't have met you guys, if I wouldn't Hulk out from time to time. Darcy, truth or dare?"
"Dare, I never take the truth."
"That sounds a lot like Nat..." Clint muttered most likely to himself.
Some green smoke was suddenly around the horse and as it disappeared, the horse was turned back into Thor. "Already over? Fine..." Loki pouted, earning a muffled laugh from Zoey.
"I dare you to kiss Thor's hammer," Bruce said to Darcy, ignoring all the 'horse-turning-back-to-Thor' stuff going on.
Darcy glanced at the Mjölnir on Thor's side. "I have to kiss Myeuh-muh? Oh god, I'll have to get my funeral ready." She leaned closer to it and placed a kiss on the hammer.
"Is that what you Midgardians do for fun?" Thor asked, looking around in the group.
"Usually, we don't have Myeuh-muhs around to kiss, but yes," Darcy responds. "Tony, you were already waiting for your turn, weren't you?"
"Actually, I was hoping I was forgotten," Tony shrugged. "And truth, because I don't want to kiss Hulk or something."
"Oh, we're gonna have a lot of fun now..." Darcy's smirk made Tony shiver. "Loki broke out from-what was it? Asgard?-"
"No, he did not. He was brought here with Allfather's permission."
"Shut up, Thor. As I was saying, Loki broke out from Asgard and put a spell on Steve-"
"Steven! Are you alright?!"
"Thor, please, stop that. Now, Steve is an animal-"
"I do not think my brother has the wish to turn our beloved Captain into an animal."
"Yes, I do."
"Steve is an animal and the only way to break the spell-"
"Is to ask Loki to break the spell. Or at least ask for my amazing Hawk-powers. Why did he even put the spell on him in the first place?"
"Because I'm evil, Barton. You should know that already."
"Both of you, shut up. The only way to break the spell-"
"I don't understand, how that's a question..."
"It's coming, Stark! The only way to break the spell is to mate with him."
"Sayeth whaaaat?"
"Thor, please do us a favor and shut up. Which animal would cause you the least psychological damage?"
The looks on the people in the room were all different, but equally hilarious and adorable. Clint's eyes were wide and his mouth was opened slightly, like he wanted to say something, but not a single sound came out from it. Bruce frowned in Darcy's direction, obviously taken aback. Jane looked at Darcy, like she had just said that she is actually Red Skull. Thor was pretty much like 'Loki wouldn't do that', while Loki was basically like 'yes, I would'. Natasha had her blank expression still on, but everyone noticed, how one side of her mouth quirked up in a smirk. Zoey was holding a hand over her mouth, probably hiding an amused grin. Tony looked rather bored than confused. Steve was blushing so deep red that it seemed like he was boiling.
"Bunny," Tony shrugged, and seeing Darcy arch her eyebrow questioningly, added. "He looks always like a bunny, no matter what dirty things he does in bed. And trust me, they're dirty."
"Tooony," Steve whined.
Tony actually decided to ignore his boyfriend. "Like that one time, when he was like absolutely horny-"
"Because of you-"
"-and we just finished a mission-"
"-which is totally not part of the story he shouldn't be telling anyway-"
"-and he ripped my suit off-"
"-still shouldn't be telling it-"
"-and the guy handcuffed me on the bed-"
"-okay, enough of that-"
Steve cut Tony off, whatever he was going to say next, with a kiss on his lips.
Clint groaned. "I didn't need such a detailed description! Actually, I didn't need to hear the story at all and can you please stop that kissing, it's kind of hurting my perfect vision!"
Tony chuckled, pulling Steve in his lap and pushing his tongue in Steve's mouth, earning a yelp from the soldier. Clint was groaning again, while others held back laughs. Tony, attempting to tease Clint more, started to take Steve's shirt off. "Gosh, no sex in the living room!" Clint yelled. "We are here too!"
"Which is exactly why I'm doing this," Tony muttered against Steve's lips.
Steve just laughed and pulled away from Tony. "Clint has a point, Tones."
"Great, we're back at Tones. You should spend less time with Rhodey and more time with me."
"I don't even spend time with Rhodey!"
"You're a hopeless liar."
"And you were the one who said I can't lie."
"I believe we should be playing..." Bruce stopped them.
"Which means," Tony said, turning to Natasha, but not leaving Steve's lap. "I dare you to put bacon, hot sauce, chocolate milk, whipped cream, cheese, and strawberries in the blender and drink it."
Natasha growled and stood up, telling JARVIS to get the drink ready, while she left the room and walked to the kitchen, others following her. The drink was ready once they reached the kitchen and Natasha poured it quickly in a glass before gulping it down. Others looked at her carefully, searching for any sign of disgust, but only got a mutter about 'damn hot sauce, should've left it out...'
"Well?" Tony asked, leaning closer to the assassin.
"Horrible," the red-head answered.
"Mission accomplished!" Clint announced and high-fived with both Darcy and Tony.
Is that enough, because I'm seriously not going to write the following down...
Steve raised his eyes from his sketch of... guess who?... Tony. Zoey was sitting on the other side of the table, coloring a picture of Captain America. He couldn't help, but smile at the sight. He placed his own notebook down and reached for another coloring book close to Zoey. She looked up only for a brief second, but seemed to allow Steve to watch the book. It was full of different heroes, like Wolverine and Spider-Man, all of them colored. Expect for one.
Iron Man missed his red and gold from his suit. "I thought you would like to color too," Zoey explained, not rising her gaze at least for a second.
Steve flashed her a bright smile, though she didn't saw it. He borrowed Zoey's pencils, starting to fill the white parts of the armor.
They were in silence for some time, until Zoey spoke up. "You know, Captain America has always been my favorite hero."
"Really?" Steve asked, smiling.
Zoey hummed as a response. "You have always been my hero. My parents didn't believe in superheroes, said that they weren't real, but I always believed in them. Remember that Agent you told me about? Coulson, right? I'm kind of like him. I'll never stop believing in heroes and most certainly, in you."
Steve looked up at the girl. Zoey hadn't looked at him even once during the whole time they were drawing/coloring together. "It's nice to know you believe in heroes."
"That's not what my dad said," Zoey shrugged, like it didn't bother her at all. "He always said that you were a myth, that you never existed. When I found out you were found, I would've screamed 'I told you so' in his face."
Zoey's voice was carefree, like the whole topic didn't bother her at all. "What happened with him?"
The girl's hand stopped. "That's a little tougher to explain."
"Oh, sorry I asked," Steve said, continuing on his picture.
"No, no, that's okay," she said, her hand moving again. "He... Died when I was maybe three years old. My mother didn't actually care about me, so I left my home a little after that."
"Wait, you left your home when you were three years old?"
"Uhuh..."
"How can you even live like that?"
Zoey chuckled. "I live with one of my schoolmates and his... Uncle and aunt. His name is Peter Parker and he's really sweet with me." Steve smiled slightly, before realizing how familiar the name sounded. "Before you say anything," Zoey pointed her pencil at Steve. "Yes, Peter is Spider-Man and I'm totally okay with that. I mean, seriously, I'm visiting the Avengers like every other day; Fantastic Four is like my family, aside from you guys and Parkers; X-Men are my damn best friends. Yup, I'm a weird girl with weird-ass friends."
"And I here thought you couldn't get any more weirder," a voice said from the doorway.
"Get lost, Stark," Zoey said, before Steve could actually even react to it (... Which is pretty weird, because he's a super-soldier and he has super-reflexes... Or maybe she heard Tony coming, which is weird also, because Steve has super-hearing and he didn't hear a thing...)
"And leave my apparently very childish boyfriend alone with you? Yeah, no way. You know, you might turn him."
"Tony, I'm like pretty sure it's illegal..." Steve said, looking up from the picture.
"Turning you? Yeah, it's a crime against America."
Before Tony could say anything else stupid, Zoey grabbed an eraser and sent it towards Tony. "Get lost, Stark!"
A/N: Okay, I'm like so sorry for not updating like... 3-4 days... Which isn't actually like way too much... Just... kibagurl87 already started to worry...
And the reason I had this Zoey stuff in, was mainly because I felt like I'm owning you an explanation... And I still didn't quite explain it all, didn't I? Well, once I'm done with the suggestions and some idea that's going around in my head, you'll get a proper explanation, okay?
Also, I am terribly sorry, if I don't do your request or something. I would like to do all of them but there are some, which I seriously can't write for I don't know what reasons. So I'm just sorry, if you don't see your suggestion anywhere.
And I'm like 'is this like the longest one I've written so long?' Well, enjoy it, because I hate writing long stuff...