Chapter 36 Crookedstar, Lionblaze, and Hawkfrost

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"So, how was last night's date?" Dovewing asked.

"It was... terrible! Jayfeather is really dumb and emo!"

"How dare you!" The authoress screeched.

(Somewhere in an insane asylum)

"Snap out of it!" Ivypool snapped.

"Okay!" The authoress sighed.

"Now, don't interrupt the story. We've already broken the fourth wall once. Remember Clucky?"

"Yea."

"Good. I'll be going. Now, don't interrupt."

(Getting out of the insane asylum)

"It was... terrible! Jayfeather is really dumb and emo!"

"Of course he's emo! He's blind for StarClan's sake!" Dovewing said while putting on her eyeliner.

(LINELINELINE)

"Welcome to Win a Date with Ivypool! Today, three toms will be competing to take me to Berrynose's Restaurant of Romance. Sounds disgusting. And Berrynose-y. Well, who's competing today? Oh, and Dovewing's back, Foxleap. You're promoted to security guard." Ivypool said.

"Thanks." Foxleap nodded.

"Your welcome, now who's competing?"

"Crookedstar, Lionblaze, and Hawkfrost." Dovewing nodded. Ivypool grabbed the pillow from her chair and screamed into it. "What?"

"Never mind. First question: if you were arrested, who would be the first person you would plot to kill?"

"Couldn'tve you just said 'who do you want to kill'?" Crookedstar asked.

"It's better the way I said it."

"Well, I want to kill Mapleshade. She tricked me!"

"I want to kill Breezepelt! He has bad hair and he hurt my brother! I've already planned what to say. 'My name is Lionblaze, you hurt my brother, prepare to die'." Lionblaze said in a Spanish accent. (Shout-out to whoever can guess where that was from!)

"I want to kill Bramblestar!" Hawkfrost spat out 'Bramblestar'.

"I think that point definitely doesn't go to Hawkfrost." Ivypool said.

"Okay, points to everyone." Dovewing bit her lip, trying not to laugh.

"Okay, wait what? Whatever. Next question: what is your favorite love triangle?"

"Love triangles? Pfft." Hawkfrost said.

"I enjoy the battles of BumbleXDoveXTiger. Mainly because neither of the toms deserve that b-," Crookedstar started.

"There might be kits watching!" Tansy hissed.

"I like the love triangle of my own, IceXCinderXMe." Lionblaze said.

"Lionblaze, that's not a love triangle. No one likes you. Not even your math teacher." Ivypool said.

"How dare you?!" Icecloud, all the fangirls, the authoress, and Leafpool all screamed.

"Shut up!" Ivypool screamed back. "I actually humor myself in Dovewing's love triangle." Ivypool laughed. "Especially because I know Tigerheart is really annoyed by Dovewing."

"Hey!" Dovewing squeaked as she tallied two points under Hawkfrost and Crookedstar's names.

"Okay, final question: what are your reasons to hate Breezepelt?" Ivypool asked.

"I don't hate Breezepelt! He was loyal to us at all times!" Hawkfrost spat.

"Breezepelt sucks!" Lionblaze spat.

"Breezepelt seems like a terrible cat. Though I feel sorry for him. His father abandoned him, and his mother basically traumatized him-," Crookedstar started.

"You take that back you-, you!" Nightcloud stormed on-stage. "You do not insult my Breezey-kins!"

"Breezey-kins?" Ivypool gawked. "More like Breezey-butt!"

"How dare you! Breezey-baby is perfect!"

"He is a perfect disaster! Do you know what he did to my new umbrella?" Ivypool pulled out an umbrella. She opened it up, and there were holes everywhere in it, plus a sticky red stain that Nightcloud did not think was ketchup. "That's right. He dropped rocks on it and spilled his fruit punch on it!" Ivypool pouted. "That was my favorite umbrella-, well, my only umbrella. I got it for my birthday!"

"Oh boo hoo! You could get that umbrella at CeilingMart!"

"Oh, but it doesn't stop! That's right, Bitchcloud!" Ivypool spat.

"Language!" Tansy yelled.

"Oh, shut up!" Ivypool snapped. "You know what Breezepelt did yesterday? He did this," Ivypool pulled a picture of her car. "He wrote: YOU SUCK on my brand new car in bright red! I had to re-paint it myself!"

"Breezepelt is perfect! He wouldn't do such a thing!" Nightcloud squawked.

"You'll pay for that!" Ivypool screeched and leaped at Nightcloud.

"Quick!" Dovewing yelled. She jumped up to the camera. "Well, that concludes this episode. Lionblaze won. Looks like math homework for Ivypool! See y'all next time on Win a Date with Ivypool!"

"No! Don't end it yet! I still need to show people Breezey-kins is good!" Nightcloud wailed.

"He's so not good!" Ivypool spat.

"Yes he is!"

"No he isn't!"

"Stop filming!" Dovewing screeched and covered up the camera with her hands.