The Death Eater Files

by Queen of Duct Tape

A collection of oneshots about Death Eaters, all 55 words or less. This is not technically finished, as I will be writing more, but since every chapter is a story in itself, it's always complete. Enjoy!

36. Horoscopes

The Death Eater Files

By: QDT

Disclaimer: see first chapter

Thirty-Six: Horoscopes

"You're a Pisces?" the Astrology Nerd asked Narcissa.

"Yes."

"Today you will be attacked by rabid pink rabbits." Voldemort walked in.

"What are you doing?"

"Horoscopes," said the Astrology Nerd. Voldemort pushed Narcissa out of her chair and sat down.

"Scorpio," he said. The Astrology Nerd grinned.

"Tomorrow you will be strangled by eels."

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