Episode 35 - Godzilla VS Gamera
Edit: 7/22/17 – Re-edited Version
Godzilla belongs to Toho.
Gamera belongs to Kadokawa Pictures and Daiei Films.
Death Battle belongs to Screwattack.
Super Smash Bros Belongs to Nintendo.
All Soundtracks belong to their respective owners.
"Alright guys, one more episode and it's off to bed!" Kirby said.
"Okay!" Everyone agrees as Kirby places the next disc and hit the play button.
(*Cues: Invader Jim Johnston*)
As the show starts, the fighters see a montage of massive monsters that some are even taller than a small skyscraper.
Wiz: Kaiju. The Japanese word for-
Boomstick: A giant monster that destroys everything around it!
"A giant monster fight?! Now this is gonna be sweet!" Pit said, looking excited.
Boomstick: Like Godzilla, the king of the monsters.
Wiz: And Gamera, the Guardian of the Universe.
"Whoa, even their names sounded terrifying." Pikachu said.
"I wonder how they're gonna be this fight." Villager said in wonder.
"We'll find out soon." Ness replied.
Wiz: Despite being box-office rivals for half a century, these two have enormous creatures have never met… until today.
"Wow, they even have a rivalry that they never even have. Just like Zangief and Hagger!" Pit said, surprised.
"Or Sonic and Mario, don't forget about that." Mega Man added.
"Well, I'll be damned." Sonic said, impressed.
Boomstick: He's Wiz and I'm Boomstick.
Wiz: And it's our job to analyze their weapons, armor, and skills to find out who would win a Death Battle.
(*Cues: Godzilla Appears in Hokkaido — Godzilla VS King Ghidorah*)
The first thing RWBY sees is a large, propeller powered, plane flying high in the sky and dropping what looks like some bomb that levels an entire city.
Wiz: The year was 1954. Less than a decade after Little Boy and Fat Man had decimated Japan.
Then they seen 2 texts on screen: the first text on the screen explains a war called WW2 (as Ness calls it 'World War 2) which started in 1939 and ended in 1945, thus, making the war last for about 6 years on the planet Earth. An event like that was considered the most devastating war in Earth's known history, in which involves the death of 60 million people, civilians and soldiers alike (which upseted Pit and Mega Man much). Then the other text explains that two bombs from the United States (which Ness calls the country of America) ended World War 2. The bomb was so powerful it created a massive mushroom cloud and destroyed everything around it (which terrified Kirby, Pit, Pichu, Mega Man, Jigglypuff and the Ice Climbers and upseted Toon and Young Links).
Boomstick: The Nuclear Age had begun.
"People never learn…" Ness sighed in disappointment.
"Even on Earth, wars are bound to start in numerous ways." Mega Man added.
"Thank god they never happened in my world." Villager said.
Wiz: As the United States tested their shiny new hydrogen bombs across the Pacific, one of them woke something up.
(*Cues: Godzilla Theme — GMK*)
What made the fighters go wide eyed was a massive kaiju rampaging through a city and letting out a massive roar. The creature resembled bipedal dinosaur that stood completely straight up. It was covered in thick, gray scales, has thick legs, two powerful arms topped with razor sharp claws, a long, powerful tail, and a draconic-like head filled with razor sharp teeth and burning red eyes. It also has a forest of spiky dorsal plates on its back. Depending on the incarnation, some look bumpy, while others look razor sharp that they could easily impale anything. Also, they see many versions of the creature that vary in body shape and appearance. Some look stout while another looks extremely muscular. But most of them retain the same common characteristics.
They just stared with wide eyes as the monster continues to destroy the city around himself.
"Whoa… that's… big!" Pac-man said, seeing the monster.
"I don't know if I'm either impressed or scared at this, but one things for sure this guy is like humongous." Pit said, looking quite uneasy.
"He looks so scary." Lucas said, as he and Pichu cuddle out of fear.
"Either way, this monster looks like he's ready to destroy anything." Sonic replied.
"Quite." Ness responded.
Boomstick: Godzilla, the rampaging savior/destroyer of Japan.
Godzilla
They watch Godzilla destroy a skyscraper just by walking through it.
BACKGROUND
Height: 108 m / 355 ft.
Weight: 81,600,000 kg / 90,000 tons
Japanese name: Gojira
Age: Over 65 million years
Nuclear powered heart
Accidentally mutated by nukes
Somehow knows Judo & Boxing
Wiz: Mutated by nuclear energy, Godzilla stands over 300 feet tall and weighs 90,000 tons.
"Good God! That's way taller heavier than a giant golden statue!" Pit said in shock
Wiz: He's an unstoppable force of nature.
"With a monster THAT size, who isn't." Sonic commented.
Boomstick: And for some reason, Godzilla has made Japan his personal playground and has been stomping through it for 60 years.
"Huh? How can one monster attack the same country over 60 years?" Pit said in confusion.
"Your guess is my guess, Pit." Ness said, also in confusion
Random Boardman: Couldn't he have picked on some other country?
Then all the other board men members started laughing like they were just joking. But apparently, no one knows what it's so funny.
Then another text appears and said that Godzilla's morality has varied over the years. Not to mention, there are many different incarnations of him and not all of them on screen are the same Godzilla.
"Oh…" Everyone all said.
"Right. There are other Godzilla incarnations than this one. Plus, some of them have moralities." Ness said.
(*Cues: Requiem — Godzilla vs Destoroyah*)
Now the fighters see the destruction Godzilla has done. A city is destroyed and no signs of life are around.
Wiz: Godzilla's radioactive mutation leaves everything in his wake contaminated: water, plants, even people. Godzilla's presence alone turns a city block completely uninhabitable.
"Gee, talk about overkill." Sonic commented.
"Man, with that whole dose of radiation, it can destroy anything in sight." Toon Link said in response.
"Including an entire planet." Pac-man added.
Boomstick: Like that noisy upstairs neighbor or people who let their dog shit in your front lawn.
That made the fighters chuckle.
(*Cues: Mothra vs Gigan — Godzilla Final Wars*)
Wiz: But Godzilla does not simply walk past his enemies to destroy them.
Boomstick: His strength is insane! He once lifted and threw his arch-rival, Kaizer Ghidorah, who weighs 100,000 frickin' tons!
They watch Godzilla lift and throw a giant, three headed dragon over his head as Ghidorah crashes into the ground.
"Holy crap! This dude can throw monsters like they were nothing." Pit exclaimed.
"It's almost makes the monsters from my world complete insect to him." Replied Young Link.
Wiz: He can channel this strength through his claws, teeth, tail...
Boomstick: AND EPIC GRAVITY-DEFYING DROPKICKS!
Godzilla starts running forward…. and now he's sliding across the terrain on the tip of his tail…. defying gravity in a drop kick pose as he dropkicks the opponent.
Everyone just stared wide eyed and jaw dropped at what Godzilla just did that should be impossible for a creature his size and weight.
"Well… that was… something…" Pac-man said, weirdly.
"I… I… I-I don't even… I can't even… I don't know how to respond to that." Ness said, can't wrap his head from this.
"Even I make it out of it…" Pit muttered.
(*Cues: Godzilla vs Kumonga/Kamacuras — Godzilla vs Final Wars*)
Wiz: Hilarious abilities aside, Godzilla would be such a legendary kaiju without some serious firepower.
"Okay, what can he do?" Sonic asked.
Wiz: He can emit atomic energy from his body for a short ranged nuclear pulse.
Boomstick: Or fire his signature Atomic Breath. A goddamn laser beam of pure radiation. That's like microwaving at least 100 balls of tinfoil.
Wiz: Well…. give or take a few million.
They see one scene where a giant bug looking kaiju, named the Muto, was about to eat some helpless man… then… something blue glows right next to the kaiju as it slowly starts trailing along what looks like a tail…. then some spiky dorsal spikes on the back begin to glow blue too…. then it turns out to be none other than Godzilla as he charges his radioactive laser! The kaiju tries to attack but Godzilla is firing a laser beam-like blast at it! The Atomic breath shoots out of his mouth and hits the Muto as it screeches in pain and is forced back by the powerful blast of radiation.
Now everyone's jaw dropped on how spectacular and jaws were dropping to the ground from that scene. Then they didn't expect seeing Godzilla grappling the Muto, opening its mouth and shooting another beam of his Atomic Breath down it's throat as the insides were obliterated and the head got torn off by the sheer heat of the beam. Godzilla let's out a triumphant roar with the head in his claw as he drops it.
Everyone jaw dropped even more at seeing that.
"That… was… AWESOME!" Pit and Kirby shouted at the same time.
"With a blast like that, I'll admitted it is cool." Ness admitted.
(*Cues: Godzilla! — Godzilla (2014)*)
Boomstick: The Atomic Breath can melt, burn or blow up, just about anything. And you know it just can't smell good. I mean, that's a lot of fish.
(*Cues: Bio-Wars Godzilla*)
Now they see Godzilla…. But wait… that isn't Godzilla. The creature looks more dinosaur like and it isn't standing straight up. It's stance is similar to a raptor and… it's eating a huge pile of fish.
Wiz: No No No! That there is Zilla. The bastardized and shamed American version that Toho literally bought the rights and completely rebranded… just to murder on screen.
They watch Godzilla curbstomp Zilla.
Boomstick: Heh heh. Take that America.
"Hey, don't insult America." Pit grumbled.
Wiz: And that was the real Godzilla's standard Atomic Breath.
Boomstick: Yep. after absorbing a giant pterodactyl's soul…. Oookay.
And he wasn't joking. They watched Godzilla absorb a giant pterodactyl , named Rodan, that was laying on his back.
ABILITIES
Atomic Breath
-Signature weapon
-Spiral Atomic Breath
-Uranium Atomic Heat Ray
-Nuclear Fusion Heat Ray
-Can reach temperatures hotter than the surface of the sun
Nuclear Pulse
-Can even knock back multiple opponents
Regenerator G1
-Can heal most wounds
Magnetic powers
-Only when charged with natural electricity
-Can even pull escaping metallic enemies
Sharp dorsal plates
Uncanny durability
-Survived; nuclear explosions, meteorite impacts, black holes, pretty much anything.
Godly strength
-Can lift and throw monsters bigger and heavier than himself
Can breath underwater
-And a great swimmer
(*Cues: 1996 Godzilla -Attacks Osaka*)
Boomstick: He gained the power to boost his breath to the Red Spiral Ray.
His atomic breath has now become even more powerful and it's color is more red. The gang was even more impressed of Godzilla's upgraded Atomic Breath.
Sonic whistled. "Man, that is one crazy blast!"
Wiz: An attack so deadly, it only took a few blasts to obliterate the more powerful clone of himself, SpaceGodzilla.
SpaceGodzilla resembles to the original Godzilla but his entire back is covered in thick crystals and even has a golden crest on his forehead, and the tip of his tail is tipped with diamonds.
Boomstick, Kirby, Pikachu and Pit: What?! SpaceGodzilla?!
Wiz: Yes, SpaceGodzilla's a thing! Moving on!
Boomstick, Kirby, Pikachu and Pit: *Disappointed* Ohhhhhh…..
"How disappointing…" Ness said, started to chuckle causing Pit, Pikachu and Kirby to growl at him.
Wiz: Godzilla's cells can quickly generate from all manner of wounds.
"A Self-Healing ability, that's a good move." Pit commented.
"True, but that depends on how his ability can last." Ness pointed out
"Yup." TL replied.
Wiz: And despite being vulnerable to man-made electricity, he possesses magnetic properties. Like a lightning rod, he can attract thunderbolts from the sky and use nature's powers to enhance his own abilities… or turn himself into a giant living magnet.
"So, he absorbs the maximum amount of electricity and uses it as a conduit to enhance his abilities, along with using the power of magnetism." Ness stated. "Hm… you know I feel sorry for the person who uses power of electricity to attack him."
"Yea-Hey!" Pikachu said, overheard that remark. Pichu, overhearing that, puffed his cheeks, sending in sparks of electricity from his pink cheeks.
They then witnessed Godzilla using his magnetic powers to pull in giant metal telephone poles that also latch onto him.
Boomstick: Magnets. How do they even work?
"We don't know, we're not scientist…" Pit said, then muttered. "...well, one anyway." referring to Ness.
Boomstick: Well, believe it or not, that isn't the weirdest thing Godzilla can do.
"Oh really? What's that?" Asked Toon Link.
Boomstick: If Big G needs to get somewhere quick, he bends over charges up, and does this….
Godzilla bends over as he shoots his Atomic Breath towards the ground…. and he slowly starts floating off the ground and slightly starts moving backwards by the propulsion of the Atomic Breath.
"What... The… Hell?" Pit, Sonic, Pikachu, Toon Link, Mega Man and Pac-man all said at once, being dumbfounded at this unexpected and extremely odd event.
(*Cues: Godzilla Goes Flying — M37T2*)
Godzilla… Is flying. He is actually flying!
Everyone were now completely dumbfounded as Godzilla starts flying backwards at high speeds… but, to everyone find it quite helpless, is that the music wasn't helping how absurd and ridiculous this really is.
"How the hell…" Pikachu said in disbelief.
"I… I… I… I ca-I can't even… wha-?" Ness said, can't get his brain wrapped around this.
Wiz: Well…. at least Japan is…. Creative?
"I blame the media for this…" Pit said in response.
Boomstick: Wait. Can that even happen? I better test it out myself!
That caught the Smashers and Wiz off guard of Boomstick's announcement.
Wiz and Everyone: Wait! What?!
Then they hear Boomstick taking a deep breath as he lets all the air out which sounds like he's screaming.
Boomstick: OH MY GOD! IT ACTUALLY WORKS!
Boomstick has also pulled a feat Godzilla has already done.
Everyone was silent.
Wiz: Well… Holy shit.
"How the-! Wha-! I can't believe…!" Ness said, looking like his brain can't process this.
Wiz: Scaling back to the present, to actually lift his body, means the Atomic Breath must have the force of over 328 trillion psi.
That got everyone shocked and surprised.
"328 TRILLION!? THAT'S ALMOST LIKE 10,000 BILLION OR BEYOND!?" Pit exclaimed.
"I didn't know there is a number called a 'Trillion'." Yoshi said.
"There is." Ness replied. "But I never imagine his Atomic Breath can have that kind of force.
Wiz: That's the equivalent of 1 trillion riot-control fire hoses. Enough to wrap around the Earth 38,000 times.
"Dang. That's even more devastating than Majin Buu or Bison." Pikachu said.
(*Cues: A sign of Godzilla — Godzilla vs King Ghidorah*)
Boomstick: Damn.
STRENGTHS & FEATS
44 wins, 9 losses, 7 ties
Survived & escaped a black hole
Regenerated from a beating heart
Battled Rodan for over 12 hours
Survived the Absolute Zero Cannon
Lifted & threw Kaizer Ghidorah
Matched Thor's strength
Defeated 10 monsters in a row in Final Wars
(*Cues: Godzilla's Theme — Godzilla Unleashed*)
Boomstick: Godzilla has 44 known victories, largely due to his insane durability.
"And by durability, you mean the strength he has to defeat any other monsters, then yes." Young Link replied.
Boomstick: He's fallen into a volcano, survived a black hole, and tanked a meteorite point blank… without a scratch.
They watched as they seen Godzilla get hit by a meteorite that creates a massive explosion that leveled an entire city. Standing in the center of the crater is Godzilla…. and he's completely fine.
"Hm. That Kaiju looks pretty tough, heck, I bet can't get pinned down by any army from my world." Pit said.
"Or the Legendary Pokemon, who I doubtfilly think that they can't even handle him." Pikachu added.
"Not even Eggman and his army, along with G.U.N., can't beat this guy." Sonic replied.
"Nor Dr. Wily and the Robot Masters." Mega Man said in response.
Wiz: But despite popular belief, Godzilla is not invincible.
"Ah. Thank god." Ness, Pikachu, Pit, Sonic, Mega Man and Kirby said in relief.
WEAKNESSES
Sensitive to light
Relatively slow
Somewhat clumsy due to size
Lost to King Kong & Mothra
Gills are a weak spot
Vulnerable to strong surges of unnatural electricity
Killed by Oxygen Destroyer, radiation overdose/meltdown, & MechaGodziila 2
Wiz: His regeneration takes time, his speed is lacking, and despite having two brains, one in his skull, and the other where his tail meets his torso, he's pretty darn clumsy.
"Well Clumsiness is one thing for a monster, that, and they're also big and heavy to be put down." Pit said.
Boomstick: Where were you on that one, ass-brain.
That made the boys laughing while the girls didn't for insult a fellow creature despite being a big monster.
Wiz: He officially lost a fight against King Kong...
They see Godzilla fighting a giant gorilla that is named King Kong…. Who is shoving a large tree down Godzilla's throat.
"Holy crap, a giant gorilla!" Pit cried.
"Never thought a monster from New York would defeat a monster from Japan." Ness said, surprised. (A/N: Though King Kong was a monster that appear in New York in that movie and came all this way to a lady he befriended, but he's also a gorilla from the jungles and still a gentle soul.)
Wiz: ...and he's even died in four separate films.
Everyone then witnessed four Godzillas from 4 separate movies. Though, two of the deaths were each from a different Godzilla while a third died twice. The original Godzilla was reduced to a skeleton from the Oxygen destroyer, The Heisei Godzilla died at the metallic claws of MechaGodzilla 2 (but got revived from absorbing Rodan's soul) and eventually died from a radiation overdose/meltdown in a different film. GMK Godzilla was reduced to a beating heart…. but he's still alive and may regenerate soon.
"And seeing him, or them, die like from all four movies that looks pretty unpleasant." Pit also said.
Boomstick: But Godzilla's victories definitely outweigh his failures. There's a good reason they call him the King of the Monsters.
They see Godzilla (2014) stomping through an airport that's engulfed in flames. Once the camera focuses on Godzilla's face who looks pissed off, he let's out an epic roar that echoes across the battlefield as if he's telling his foes to bring it on.
The fighters now admitted that Godzilla is a powerful kaiju and a definite force to be reckoned with. Ness, Mega Man and Pit liked the info on Godzilla's abilities and strength. Blake and Weiss also like Godzilla and admit he's a badass in combat. Everyone were even interested in all the different incarnations of Godzilla. But, like the Pokemon Guidebook, Ness found a manual in the box and stated that the Original Godzilla is the smallest of all Kaiju, who is at the size of 50 meters and only weighing in about 22,000 tons. The first Legendary incarnation is the largest and heaviest with his height and weight, which was already stated. The rest of the other incarnations have varied in between. And it also states that each Godzilla has a different morality when going into battle with other Kaijus and destroying the city of Japan, ranging from being a good guy, to an anti-hero who only saves humanity but doesn't care about them, to a mindless, blood lusted monster.
On with the next opponent.
The fighters see many types of tech evolving, including space traveling.
Wiz: The year was 1965. The apex of the space race. Technology was advancing further and faster than ever before. But no one could've anticipated the bio-genetic marvel beneath the waves.
"Whoa, look at all the machines. It's like looking into the future." Pit said.
"Amazing, I wonder if my world is creating machinery like that." Ness said with amazed.
(*Cues: Gamera Guardian of the Universe — An investigation Ship*)
Wiz: Eons ago, the ancient people of Atlantis learned how to construct life, and foolishly decided to play God.
"Bad idea." Ness said with a worried expression.
"Yeah, a very bad idea." Pit said, looking like something bad about it.
"How so?" Jigglypuff asked.
"Because, if people began to play God in their own world, then there will be consensus and then, whatever they created will turn on their masters and destroys everything." Mega Man stated.
"Yikes. Sucks to be them." Sonic replied.
Boomstick: But, instead of creating something safe like a dog or a bunny, they created giant, flying, laser-shooting, murder birds.
(*Cues: Gamera Guardian of the Universe — Gyaos Flies Over)
The creatures, named Gyaos, more resembled pterodactyl's but close enough.
Boomstick: Surprise, surprise, they couldn't be controlled and they turned 100% of Atlantis into ocean front property.
"Well, that's what you get for creating something that can ruin the 'Balance of Life', heck, I bet Viridi would be very ticked off if she sees these things." Pit said.
Wiz: So, what was their solution to counter these giant, destructive monsters?
"What?" Kirby asked.
Wiz: Why another giant, destructive monster, of course!
That made Pit, Ness, and Mega Man face-faulted.
"Are you kidding?!" Pit grunted.
"Now they made another monstrosity!" Ness grumbled.
"Only this time, it's not a flying beast…" Mega Man groaned.
(*Cues: Gamera Guardian of the Universe — Gamera Appears*)
Standing before them was a massive, bipedal turtle with giant tusks sticking out of his lower jaw, sharp claws on his hands and feet, and a shell with sharp edges. The creature lets out a mighty roar.
Gamera
BACKGROUND
Height: 80 meters / 262.5 ft.
Weight: 9,000,000 kg / 10,000 tons
Origin: Atlantean bio-engineering
Age: Up to 150 million years
Feeds on fire, plasma, & mana
More intelligent than most humans
A skilled gymnast
Known as Guardian of the Universe & Friend to All Children
Wiz: Enter Gamera. Guardian of the Universe and Friend to all Children.
Kid 1: Hurry, let's go!
Kid 2: He won't harm us. Gamera doesn't hurt me, he likes us.
"Huh. What do you know, this monster isn't scary." Sonic said.
"And to top it off, it's a monster turtle this time." Pac-man said.
"Not to mention, he's kind to children." Pit added.
Boomstick: "Friend to all Children"? That's a terrible title!
"That saying something, coming from the guy who has problems of his own." Ness said,
Boomstick: How about "Gamera, the flying, fire breathing, ninja turtle of doom!".
"That would be a good title, if he does any good ninja moves." Pikachu commented.
Wiz: That's… not actually for off. For a 260 foot, 10,000-ton turtle, Gamera is quite agile.
They then see Gamera doing gymnastics and perfectly lands on his feet.
Boomstick: And he sticks it!
"Hmph. Not bad, for a monster." Sonic shrugged.
ABILITIES
Fire Breath
Plasma Fireballs
Accelerated healing
Mana manipulation
Flight
-Top speed: Mach 3
Vanishing Plasma Fist (AKA - Kaiju Sized Falcon Punch)
Ultimate Plasma Mana Cannon
(*Cues: Offense & Defense — Gamera 3*)
Boomstick: His arsenal includes two huge tusks, twin elbow spikes, and a fire breath so strong, it can be used underwater, despite being… you know…. fire!
"Unless it's a plasma based attack, then it's an OK move." Ness said.
Wiz: Technically, it's concentrated plasma, the fourth state of matter.
"Guess you were about that, Ness." Yoshi said.
"Thank you." Ness said, thanking him.
Wiz: The hottest plasma ever created by man exceeded 3.6 million degrees Fahrenheit. That's hotter than the surface sun. Gamera's fireballs can burn through practically anything.
Hearing that, Kirby imagines himself being in Fire Copy Form, Fire Kirby, and unleashed a powerful fire based attack that's like Gamera's, but doing so would also incinerate the entire land for doing that. So, it's best for him not to do it.
Boomstick: And when he's not spitting hot fire, he fucking eats it.
Boomstick wasn't kidding. Gamera is literally sucking up all the fire around him as it doesn't even burn him. The fighters are just plain surprised by this.
Wiz: It's true. A fiery four-course meal can heal and re-energize him.
Boomstick: Naturally, as a giant turtle monster, he can retract his head and limbs into his shell for extra defense.
Then fire started bursting out of the shell's holes as he spins like a top and begins to fly.
The Smashers was dumbfounded again at what they are seeing.
"What… The… Hell" The boys all said.
Boomstick: And then fire rocket jets out of the holes and freakin' fly! What the fuck is this?!
"I'm starting to think this episode doesn't apply to the laws of physics." Ness said.
"Well, at least Gamera found a way to travel in the air." Pikachu said, simply.
Boomstick: And why can't my turtle do that?
Or a tortoise from the window as they see one floating in the air.
Boomstick: Someday Mr. Snappy, someday...
Spinning while flying isn't the only way Gamera can fly. He can also only tuck his hind legs in while flying like a jet which his front arms lengthened and flattened into appendages that resembles wings of a jet.
Wiz: Gamera can fly at speeds breaching Mach 3, over 2200 miles per hour. That's faster than the world record holding SR-71 Blackbird.
(*Cues: Gamera 2 — Demolition Plans*)
"Wow, that's even faster than any jet in the world." Lucas said, surprised.
"Tch. I can out run a monster and a jet with that speed." Sonic smirked.
"Yeah right…" Pikachu muttered.
Boomstick: But how the hell does he know where he's going?
"While spinning, we don't know." Ness answered. "But since Gamera's a giant size turtle monster, he knows where to go."
Boomstick: And, more importantly, how does he not puke his guts out?
"I would say the same thing, in which involves also a certain blue hedgehog…" Pikachu grunted.
Wiz: The Atlanteans built Gamera using Mana, an ethereal energy force connecting all things, places, and people.
"Kind of like Lucario's Aura." Pit said.
Wiz: Everything has a finite pool of Mana which can be measured using a Sega Dreamcast.
"Huh? Really? I didn't know." Ness said, didn't know about that part.
"Who didn't?" Pikachu replied.
Boomstick: *Sighs* But it still can't play DVDs.
"Well, most console can play DVDs, but others have apps that plays tv shows and movies." Mega Man explained.
"Like Netflix and Hulu!" Kirby chirped.
"Oh yeah, that reminds me, I need to ask Master Hand to update my Netflix payment." Sonic said, remembering something.
Wiz: A person's mana is dependent on how much influence and authority they possess over others. As Gamera literally holds the world's fate in his claws, his mana levels are off the charts.
(*Cues: Gamera 2 — Appearance of Soutai*)
Boomstick: Gamera can manipulate his mana in combat, which is useful when you lost your arm and need you give your enemy a kaiju-sized Falcon Punch.
They watch Gamera forcing himself to cut his own right hand off with his plasma breath because Irys impaled him there. Once he got his arm off, he regrew a new one due to his mana and punches the enemy with his new arm… which causes a huge explosion that can be seen miles away.
The gang was once again jaw dropping at how awesome that was that even Pikachu responded the same thing Boomstick said.
Boomstick and Pikachu: Fuck yeah!
"Man, Falcon isn't gonna be happy if he sees that." Yoshi replied.
Wiz: And if Gamera ever runs low on mana, he can summon more from the Earth itself.
After absorbing so much mana from the planet, Gamera is fully charged as the fighters didn't expect Gamera to open his chest… and fire a massive beam of pure mana right out of the chest and completely obliterate Legion… and leave a massive trail where the ground used to be.
Everyone were completely wide eyed from seeing Gamera perform that kind of feat.
Boomstick: I think he got him.
"Yeah, that was a clean shot!" Pikachu commented.
FEATS & STRENGTHS
16 wins, 3 losses, 2 ties
Famous steadfast determination
Plasma fire trumps Tsar Bomb
Can jump hundreds of feet high
Survived a city-level explosion
Blew up a Star Destroyer [No joke]
Survived an orbital re-entry with crash landing
Repaired an alien spacecraft…. wtf?
(*Cues: Gamera Guardian of the Universe — Gamera in Danger at Mt. Fuji*)
Boomstick: Gamera can catch a missile going at Mach 10, capable of flying through outer space, and tough enough to survive a nuclear explosion which leveled the entire city of Sendai.
"Dang. He caught a missile, flying to outer space and survive a nuclear explosion that would destroy an entire city. That's amazing for a giant monster." Pikachu commented.
Wiz: As Sendai is about 152 miles across, this explosion must have yielded nearly 112 megatons of force.
"Whoa, that's a lot force!" Pit said in shock
Boomstick: Gamera has a fierce will to fight, no matter how much pain he's in, he'll keep pushing forward for the win.
"In other words, he fights with willpower." Mega Man said.
"That's good for a monster." Pichu replied.
Wiz: And he's not just determined, he's actually quite brilliant. He tactically seeks to exploit enemy weaknesses.
"Hm. He even finds the enemy's' weak spot. Not bad for a monster." Sonic commented.
Wiz: And is apparently smart enough to repair an alien spacecraft.
"What?! How is that even work?!" Ness said in confusion. "They're like toy size compared to him."
Boomstick: He does machines.
Wiz: But despite his intelligence, he is not infallible.
WEAKNESSES
Underside of the shell is weaker than it's top
-Got pierced by Viras
Relies on human connection to maintain power
Prefers a winning through retreating strategy
Puts the Earth's safety above his own
Vulnerable to his own plasma
Wiz: Gamera's supposedly impenetrable defenses have been pierced before.
Jigglypuff and Nana couldn't help but cringe at seeing Gamera getting impaled in the stomach by some giant squid with a very sharp head.
Wiz: And, remember, Gamera is explicitly the guardian of Earth, which does not necessarily include humanity. In fact, Gamera fears mankind may one day become the Earth's greatest enemy.
That made everyone feel slightly nervous and depressed at hearing humanity being Earth's greatest enemy. It's almost like having trainers from the Pokemon World, Yoshis from Yoshi's home, and Star Warriors are threats to Pikachu's, Yoshi's and Kirby's worlds, and their main enemies are no longer the threat to their said home world. That would be a complete nightmare to them.
Boomstick: I knew it sounded too good to be true… he's a hippie turtle.
That made Sonic, Pikachu, and Toon Link laugh while some of them chuckled and Ness, Mega Man, Pit, Jigglypuff and Nana sweat dropped and facepalmed at the same time.
Wiz: And yet, Gamera has a strange fondness for children.
(*Cues: Gamera — 1969 Theme (Instrumental)*)
Boomstick: Um…. *starts singing* Gamera! Gamera!
At first, the song was actually quite catchy towards young smashers….. But that is until Boomstick started singing another phrase that horribly disturbed at least most of the young fighters, heck, even Pit, Mega Man and Sonic were disturbed by this. They see a large van with Gamera on it…..
Boomstick: *Still singing* He will bring kids to his van! Touch them like no other can! Please don't tell on Gamera!... No really.
"Okay, that is wrong…" Pit grunted. Ness nodded in that agreement.
Even Wiz was disturbed by what he heard.
Wiz: Actually….. he sacrificed his life to save children on multiple occasions. Even used his ultimate self-destruct move, all for the safety of. Innocent. Children.
Boomstick: Oh… that's pretty cool.
Gamera also lets out a mighty roar of his own. While it isn't as mighty as Godzilla, Gamera is still no pushover and his roar is still intimidating.
Despite being a monster, the fighters like Gamera being an awesome Kaiju that is a guardian and even is a friend towards children. Kirby and Pikachu liked many of his feats and abilities, including his "Vanish Plasma Fist" attack that was referred to be the Kaiju Version of Captain Falcon's "Falcon Punch". Ness is impressed by Gamera's way of thinking and making strategies to fight his opponents. Mega Man and Pit admires his protection for humanity and the rest loves how he can fly along with his cool mana abilities.
Now onto the votes.
Everyone begins to vote:
Kirby: Gamera
Ness: Gamera
Pikachu: Godzilla
Yoshi: Godzilla
Popo: Gamera
Nana: Gamera
Lucas: Gamera
Pichu: Gamera
Sonic: Godzilla
Pit: Gamera
Pac-man: Godzilla
Villager: Gamera
Toon Link: Godzilla
Young Link: Gamera
And for the result:
Godzilla: 5
Gamera: 9
And their chose is Gamera, because of him being a friend to children. So, they hope that Gamera would win.
Wiz: Alright. The combatants are set. Let's end this debate once and for all.
Boomstick: It's time for a Death Battle!
The scene now changes to a busy city as it is nighttime with the skyscrapers showing their lights and the moon hanging overhead. Cars are busy on the highways and bridge as they drive to their destinies. It seems kind of quiet and peaceful.
But not for long.
Not too far from the city, a forest of dorsal spikes sticks out of the water and slowly begin to rise.
Everyone didn't even need to guess who it is.
(*Cues: GMK — The God of Destruction Appears*)
A huge figure bursts out of the water, who is none other than the King of the Monsters himself. Godzilla lets out a mighty roar as he begins to head towards the city. For some reason…. Godzilla's eyes appear to be dull gray and lacks pupils.
"If I recall correct, Godzilla's eyes are usually at the color of red or orange." Pit said as he shivered a bit. "But from what I can see from his eyes, they almost appear lifeless." Everyone nodded in agreement of seeing this version of Godzilla.
The military already responded as tanks drive to the edge of the city and begin firing at Godzilla… but their shells don't even phase Godzilla as he finally steps on land and crushes all the tanks beneath his mighty feet. The ones that weren't stepped on were blown back by the shockwave of the ground being torn apart.
The scene changes as the gang now sees Godzilla stomping through the city as he easily topples buildings to pieces with a swipe and even destroys a passing jet with a backhand.
"Geez, even with an army in the city, Godzilla is one giant size lizard." Sonic commented.
Godzilla lets out another mighty roar, telling the world, he's unstoppable, but something in the sky appears as it gets closer. It's a flying shell and the gang also didn't need to guess who that is.
As the shell lands on the ground, it's none other than Gamera who came here because he sees Godzilla as a threat who needs to be stopped for the sake of humanity. Gamera lets out a roar in defiance to stop Godzilla's rampage who roars back as if he's being challenged.
The fighters are now on their toes as the epic battle is about to begin. After decades of rivalry, it's finally time to see which famous kaiju is the real King.
Winner take all!
FIGHT!
(*Cues: Gamera Guardian of the Universe — Air Battle*)
Gamera quickly picks a large piece of a broken building as Godzilla charges forward. Gamera tosses the building at Godzilla who plows through without even slowing down. Since his first attempt failed, Gamera quickly takes a deep breath and breathes a huge stream of fire which actually stopped Godzilla as he endured the extreme temperatures of the fire. As the fire cleared, Gamera is now pummeling Godzilla with his clawed hands and even gives him an uppercut-like headbutt that caused the Big G to stumble back.
Godzilla now gets angry that this turtle is managing to hurt him as he grabs Gamera, overpowers him, and pushes him against a nearby skyscraper, which gets damaged, and slams him against it again that destroyed the giant structure. Godzilla grabs Gamera by the arm and does an epic judo throw that sent Gamera crashing into a group of smaller buildings.
Everyone jaw dropped at Godzilla just performed.
"Crap, Godzilla knows a couple of martial arts. And if they select him to a Boss member of Smash, we're doomed." Pikachu said in slight fear.
Godzilla takes a step back and takes a deep breath as his mouth and dorsal plates glow blue.
"I feel bad for Gamera now." Kirby said.
Godzilla unleashes the Atomic Breath on Gamera which causes a huge explosion. But Godzilla isn't done as he also unleashes another Atomic Breath which annihilates every other building in front of him. Godzilla looks at his finished work which was a burning wreck and roars in victory since he believes he defeated Gamera.
"Thank god there were no people in those buildings that Godzilla destroyed." Pit said.
"They're likely escaped when Godzilla showed up and attack Gamera in the city." Jigglypuff said to sound like the citizens did escape.
However… Gamera isn't done yet.
Suddenly, all the flames are dissipating and it turns out Gamera is absorbing all the fire which healed his wounds and charged up his attacks. Gamera spits out a Plasma Fireball which exploded in Godzilla's face and forced him to stumble back. Since the heat of the fireballs is hotter than the sun, it did some pretty good damage on Godzilla. Gamera spits two more fireballs that send Godzilla back even further and forced him to his knee.
Godzilla is really getting pissed off.
"Uh-Oh, Gamera's mad." Pichu said, looking scarred.
Godzilla gets back up as he roars and slams his tail….. and does that epic dropkick as he defies gravity and hurtles towards the Friend to all Children. Gamera couldn't dodge the attack as Godzilla slams his feet into Gamera's midsection and slams him into the ground.
"That's one strong dropkick." Sonic whistled.
Godzilla prepares to stomp Gamera's head but Gamera retreats into his shell as Godzilla missed and just stomps the pavement. He tilts his head in confusion as fire jets burst from the holes of Gamera's shell and Gamera takes to the skies.
Godzilla looks around as he lost sight of Gamera due to Gamera being too fast to keep track of. Then Gamera rams into Godzilla from behind.
"Well that was a cheap move." Pikachu said.
"Even though, it is highly effective." Popo replied.
That cheap move has enraged Godzilla even more, as lightning thunders in the sky and rain begins to pour. He attempts to shoot him down with his Atomic Breath but Gamera is too fast and agile to get a direct hit as Gamera easily avoids all the destructive beams of radiation.
"I'm not going to lie but that's one impressive dodge in the air." Pac-man said.
After dodging another Atomic Breath, Gamera barrels into Godzilla's midsection as the Big G tries to push back but the Guardian of the Universe grabs Godzilla… and begins to lift him off the ground. Yep…. Gamera is using his jets to push Godzilla off the ground and carry him into the sky.
"Hm… with Godzilla weighing to 90,000 tons, my guess that Gamera can carry him instantly." Ness said intrigued, as they watch Gamera take Godzilla higher into the sky.
Godzilla fight back but he can't reach Gamera and the top of the turtle's shell is too thick to break. Godzilla even tries his Atomic Breath but can't get a solid hit due to Gamera being underneath Godzilla's midsection.
Up and up they go until they are now in outer space. Gamera let's go of Godzilla who floats helplessly due to no gravity and Gamera now gets behind Godzilla and begins to thrust forward as both kaiju plummet towards the Earth.
"I get that both monster can survive from space but I don't know how either one can survive from re-entry from the Earth's Atmosphere." Pit said.
"Either way, one of them can survive through anything." Sonic replied
Meanwhile, Gamera and Godzilla area already taking a huge dive towards Earth as they enter the atmosphere and begin to burn up due to atmospheric re-entry.
As they get closer to the Earth, they enter the clouds as lightning strikes everywhere. Godzilla starts absorbing the lightning around him since he has no other option to counter.
"Oh right, he absorbs electricity such as lightning." Pikachu said, facepalmed. "And if it were me out there, he absorbed my electricity and beat me to a pulp."
Indeed, Godzilla absorbs the lightning so he can perform the Nuclear Pulse which creates a massive explosion that even caused a bright flash and explosion that forced Gamera off as both kaiju plummet into the ocean. Gamera managed to get into his shell in time before splashing into the ocean while Godzilla is still falling.
Everyone started to wonder how Godzilla was going to survive this one. Just as they remembered Godzilla could use his breath to fly…. which was kind of cheesy to them, Godzilla does something else that makes more sense; he uses his Atomic Breath to slow down his fall as he splashes into the water.
Meanwhile, the ocean is calm and still as Godzilla and Gamera are nowhere to be seen…. then both burst out of the ocean as they roar at the top of their lungs and continue their clash. After a brief power struggle, Gamera decides to smack Godzilla's in the chin with his head that made Godzilla stumble back again. Godzilla counters as he does something unexpecting…. he chomps down on Gamera's left arm… and TEARS IT OFF!
The fighters were completely jaw dropped at what Godzilla just did. Kirby winced at Gamera losing his arm badly.
Gamera stumbles back as he screeches in pain, as green blood oozes from the wound from the stump where his left arm used to be, while Godzilla discards the severed arm and drops it in the ocean as he focuses back on Gamera. Gamera is slowly getting weaker due to blood loss…. but, he's not giving up, as his determination to protect humanity, especially the children who are his friends, keeps him standing.
Gamera summons more Mana from the Earth to recharge and unleash his ultimate attack. It's risky, but Gamera has no other choice. Godzilla takes notice and begins to charge up his Atomic Breath… but Godzilla was too late as Gamera opens his chest and unleashes Plasma Mana Cannon which engulfs Godzilla and destroys the bridge behind him. RWBY sees Godzilla gets engulfed by the huge beam. Once the beam dissipates… Godzilla is gone.
Gamera stands there and believes he has won… but he's too tired and exhausted to even consider celebrating. He must leave and find a place to recover very soon….
"Is it over…?" Pichu asked. No one did answer.
But however, it's not over just yet.
Suddenly… something big begins to rise behind Gamera… and it's too familiar.
"Wait a sec… is that…" Pit said.
It's none other than Godzilla…. who is even bigger than before that he's even towering over Gamera…. and he appears to be bleeding.
Then Ness realized something. "I see. He somehow withholds the beam to the ocean, and dive into the water, making Gamera believe that he defeated him, and then Godzilla sneaks behind Gamera to ambush him." He finished.
That impressed RWBY the most for Godzilla being THAT clever. He used Gamera's own beam against him to fool him and ambush him.
With Godzilla, somehow being much bigger and Gamera used up all his energy and missing his arm, Gamera stands no chance as Godzilla grabs him.
Gamera has no choice but to use the last trick he has in hopes he could stop Godzilla. He retracts into his shell and uses his self-destruct, kind of like what Terminator tried to do.
But Godzilla throws him up in the air as his dorsal plates now glow crimson red, which means he's using his upgraded Red Spiral Ray. The beam hits the back of the shell as it forces it up higher and higher. But the beam was so powerful that it even PIERCED Gamera's shell! Seconds later…. Gamera explodes into pieces…. without even hurting Godzilla…. all for nothing.
Everyone were just plain blown away from all that as Godzilla let's out his victorious roar.
K.O.!
Godzilla continues to roar in victory as Gamera's remains wash away into the sea.
On with the results.
(*Cues: Godzilla! Godzilla (2014)*)
Boomstick: Add "Master of the Culinary Arts" to his title 'cuz Godzilla made turtle soup.
Pikachu, Sonic and Kirby and Toon Link were laughing at that while Ness sighed.
Wiz: Gamera may have held the speed advantage, but Godzilla's sheer size and power won this belt.
"I hear ya man, speed isn't the best way if you're a monster." Pikachu agrees.
Boomstick: He's nine times heavier.
"Yeah, that too." Ness said.
Boomstick: Plus, while Gamera tanked a city busting nuke and almost died, Godzilla tanked a similar explosion from a meteorite… and didn't even flinch.
Wiz: Gamera's shell was once pierced by Viras, a physically weaker foe. There's no doubt Godzilla overpower this giant turtle.
Boomstick: Hell, he's strong enough to match goddamn Thor!
Everyone now sees Godzilla fighting Thor.
"Whoa, he fought the God of Asguard, I didn't know that!" Pit said, surprised.
"And since Thor can lift over a million tons… that could mean that Godzilla could lift just as much as he can." Mega Man said stunned. The fighters are now shocked by how powerful Godzilla just is here.
Boomstick: And since Godzilla's Atomic Breath is composed of pure radiation, not fire, Gamera could not feed off of it.
Wiz: But most importantly, Gamera of history of winning through retreating.
"Oh yeah." Everyone all said as they remembered that note in the weakness for Gamera.
Wiz: He usually takes one round to analyze his foe and another to win the day.
Ness still admits that's clever in it's own right.
Wiz: On paper, this does sound like a smart idea.
"But Godzilla aren't letting him gonna do that so easily." Sonic said.
Boomstick: But, unfortunately, for Gamera, Godzilla don't play like that.
They see Godzilla attacking King Ghidorah attempting to flee, shooting him in the wing.
"Yep, he somewhat did that before." PIkachu said.
Boomstick: Looks like Godzilla put Gamera through living….
Pit, Kirby and Pikachu were grinning ear to ear as everyone took noticed and looked dreaded what they're gonna say.
"Don't. You. Dare!" Ness warned.
Boomstick, Pit, Pikachu and Kirby: …shell.
"D'oh!" Ness groaned as more groans filled the room as the 3 fighters was laughing.
Wiz: The winner is Godzilla.
After the lame pun, the fighters all cheered how awesome that fight was.
Boomstick: Next time on Death Battle.
Everyone sees a red and blue shield with a white star on it. Then they see some heroic man in a heroic suit colored red, white, and blue. A flag with white stars, and red and white stripes, wave in the background.
VERSUS
RWBY wasn't expecting the second opponent. A flash of lightning shows a familiar figure in silhouette… and a familiar symbol that resembles a bat. Blake was so shocked and excited that she was internally smirking to see one of her favorite combatants return.
THE DARK KNIGHT RETURNS
"Wait… Is that… Batman?!" Kirby said with the mix of excitement and shock.
"Yep… but as exciting it may seem, it's time for bed." Ness answered.
"Ooh…" Kirby said in disappointment.
So, everyone begins to leave the theater room and went to their rooms and went to bed and fell asleep in hopes of seeing the next episode tomorrow.