Dear Zeus,
I know all about your "secret" affair with that mortal. And the child you
sired with her. I hear she's pregnant again. That's breaking the oath twice,
isn't it? So it would be quite interesting if I, ah, "accidentally" slipped
this information to your brothers, no?
Speaking of your brothers, Hades owes me a favor. It would be such a pity if I
decided to make him send all of the Underworld's monsters after your children.
So, dear husband, kindly refrain from any kind of contact with the Grace
family. You don't want me to say please, do you? I don't think you'd like the
result.
Your loving wife, Hera
P.S. Congratulations! You are the first god to sire Roman and Greek demigods
with the same mortal parent. However, I am afraid they will be harmful to each
other and must be separated. When the second child is three, he shall be
delivered to Camp Jupiter... or maybe Hades.
From: Hestia's Legacy
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Dear Hestia's Legacy (or would it be addressed to Hera..?)
Oh no! Well, erm, yes that would be twice... No, it would NOT be interesting AT ALL! How, exactly, would Hades ever owe you anything? And you really expect him to follow through with his payment, anyways? I will do my best. No, the last time you said please, well, let's just say... Hephaestus had to work over-time to repair the thrones. Hera, you are quite a handfull, you know that? Oh yes, loving wife my immortal derriere.
~Your equally as loving husband, and ruler, mind you... Zeus
Don't you dare send my child to Hades! Camp Jupiter will be just fine, thank you very much! *thunder rumbles in the distance* Do not worry... my son and daughter will not disappoint.
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