A/N: I'm a teenage girl. I just watched David. Be warned!
Title: Banana In Your Pocket?
Rating: T
Summary: It's the hormones.
Pairings: TenRose? Who knows…
Rose smiled, tongue between teeth as she saw the Doctor sitting back against the console with his arms folded, head in the clouds. She ran forward and wrapped her arms around him tightly.
"Sneak hug!" she exclaimed. "Is that a banana in your pocket or are you just really pleased to see me?"
The Doctor grinned in return, reaching down towards his trousers and drawing out something long, thin and pale…
"It's a banana!" he said, waving the half peeled banana around in delight.
Rose frowned. "But if you just took out that banana, what's pressing into me…?"
The Doctor looked like he'd just been caught with his hands in the cookie jar. "Yeah," he admitted, staring at the floor. "That would be my penis."