Oniisama,

The reason I am always yelling at/thretening/shooting South is because he is so horribly annoying. He is always bothering me even though I have told him to stay away! What part of "I can't talk to you because my boss will kill you" doesn't he understand?

Also, he's always looking at me like I'm sick or crazy or both! There is no reason to be worried about me. I'll have you know I am perfectly fine, thank you! I don't need his pity, I get by fine on my own. I don't need help from anyone... except possibly you.

Thanks.

North Korea.


Ni Hao, North Korea!

It's true that Yong Soo doesn't behave like a proper nation. He's too young aru!

But I think you should learn to control your emotions around him aru.

If I know how to tolerate my patience around him, I think you can do so too.

If you do need help, tell me anytime.

As long as you don't go around shooting South.

-China