Alright, everyone. Classic Mario's rival has been chosen as... DONKEY KONG!

DanceDream: Ha-ha! That's pretty funny. I wasn't talking about it being easy, I was talking about it being too dangerous for ordinary people. Some of the levels are insanely difficult, like World 9-7 in NSMBWii (I shouldn't have had to say that, as it's the only 9-7 in the series). Upside Dizzy Galaxy is from Super Mario Galaxy 2, and the gravity keeps reversing. M&S2012 seems to be pretty good insofar, and has awesome music, particularly the Puzzle Plank Galaxy remix. This story probably isn't going to stop with Sonic Generations... That's all I'm saying on that matter.

Also, seriously? No one noticed Yoshi was gone?

Super Mario Colors

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Knuckles, Shadow, and Kirby got out of the bus. Knuckles and Shadow had spent the time in the bus ignoring each others presence, and had nothing to say to each other. Shadow skated away, Kirby following. Knuckles looked around the bus stop, and noticed the green dinosaur, which he thought was named Yoshi, sleeping on a bench.

"Hey," Knuckles said, prodding Yoshi with his finger, "Wake up."

"Yo?" Yoshi asked, as he woke up.

"Yoshi, right?" Knuckles asked, "What are you doing here?"

"Yo, yo-yo, yoshi-yo, whoa, hup, bum, wah!"

"Oh, that's right... I can't understand a word you're saying."

"Yo," Yoshi agreed, and had an idea. He started to pantomime what he wanted, and Knuckles got the idea.

"I see... I think. Let's go!"

Shadow skated up a wall, hoping that Kirby wouldn't be able to follow. No luck, as Kirby could blow himself up like a balloon to fly. He skated faster, forgetting that Kirby was still Jet Kirby, and able to keep up with him.

"Humph. Don't you ever leave?"

"Poyo!"

"I shouldn't have expected an answer."

At the top of the wall, they came to a winding pathway around a building. As they went around the building, they came to a ton of Wisp blocks and robots in the way of them getting past. Kirby jumped in front of Shadow, and opened his mouth.

A giant wind picked up, and everything ahead of Kirby was sucked into his mouth, leaving the path ahead completely empty.

Shadow looked at Kirby in astonishment, "You eat even more than faker does. Impressive."

"Poyo!" Kirby exclaimed happily.

From then on, the path was pretty clear. There were a few jumping puzzles, but Kirby's inhalation had been devastating to Eggman's forces.

As they were completing another jumping puzzle, Eggman's voice came over the intercom, "If you find a gold ring, please return it to the lost and found. Thank you."

"Who does he think he's kidding?" Shadow asked, "Everyone knows that faker uses those things to protect himself. Of course they'll just take them because someone who they have no reason to trust tells them to!"

Shadow skated on, and nothing interesting came up until they reached a spring at the top of the building. Shadow grabbed Kirby, carrying him under his arm like a ball. Shadow jumped on the spring, which sent him through the air onto a small planet, which he skated around to reach another spring. That spring sent him towards an asteroid with a spring on it, which he homing-attacked. He landed on the rings of the small nearby planet, skating around them to another spring. This process continued for quite some time.

Finally, they reached a road floating in space, and went along it. After awhile, they reached giant blue pillars, which Kirby promptly sucked up. A flash of light surrounded him, as he transformed into Water Kirby. Shadow figured this was a good time to try and ditch Kirby, and skated ahead to try and get away. Unfortunately, he didn't count on Kirby being able to surf across the ground to keep up.

"Stars, do you hate me? Do you (censored) hate me?"

"Waluigi says yes."

I don't, to be honest. He's too... Grumpy? Not lighthearted? Mean-spirited? I dunno, but I don't like his attitude. Anyway, he wasn't asking if I hate him.

"Ha! Waluigi knew you didn't like all the characters!" Waluigi shouted, apparently forgetting that I don't like him very much, and the deal we made.

"WALUIGI DID NOT FORGET THE DEAL! He will have his revenge on Luigi... Oh, yes he will."

Don't you stalk Luigi?

"Waluigi only hides under Luigi's bed when he sleeps, and under his sink when he takes a bath. He is not a stalker."

"Ah ha ha, but I believe that Waluigi is a stalker, in the same way that a celery stalk can ruin the breakfast of a little ghost!"

"Waluigi says that you don't make sense, stupid foreshadowing!"

"What do you plan to do with us, you mean old Bowser!"

"I will marry you again, my beautiful bride! They can be your... Uh, whatever they're called. The girl best-men-whatevers."

"You know, for someone planning a wedding, you really don't know much about them. And remember what happened with the scam wedding? What if that happens again?"

Bowser got a glint in his eye, as though he had just thought of a way to make his evil scheme even eviler.

"I don't like that look," Amy said.

"King Koopa, why are you being so mean?"

"It's Bowser, get with the times, kid. No one calls me King Koopa anymore," Bowser said, "And I'm the bad guy! I'm supposed to be evil. DUH!"

Just so everyone knows, I don't use 'LOL'