RWBY and JNPR's twisted lives
chapter 23
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Jaune rolled on his back heaving for air and covered in sweat. "Wow!"
"That was…..better than a workout." panted Pyrrha next to him.
"Now I…. understand Ren and Nora's….. addiction to this." spoke Jaune as he tried draping his arm over Pyrrha. "I think I might get addicted to it myself."
Pyrrha giggled and wrapped an arm around Jaune with a smile. "Thank you Jaune."
'Should I be worried we didn't use a condom?' Jaune questioned himself. 'No… she's a smart girl, she wouldn't do this if she wasn't safe, she's probably on birth control anyway.'
Both smiled and leaned in before kissing just as they heard the door open.
"We're baaaAAAAHHHHH!" Nora screamed. Both hers and Ren's jaws hit the floor.
"GUYS!" the two cried out while trying to cover themselves.
"O…..M…...God." Nora's voice cracked.
Ren was rubbing his eyes to make sure he wasn't seeing things.
"You….. She….. He….. With each other….. Brain shutting down now." she went crosseyed before putting a hand to her forehead and falling into Ren's arms as she fainted.
"Uh, did we break her?" asked Jaune as Ren carefully picked Nora up and set her down on the bed before he gave them a shrug.
The downed redhead groaned and opened her eyes again. "Oh Ren, I had the craziest dream. We walked in Jaune and Pyrrha naked in bed."
Ren raised his finger and pointed to the other bed.
Nora gasped dramatically and her pupils shrank as she pointed at them.
"Uh….we can explain?" Jaune made an awkward smile as he shrugged.
"Oh, you're gonna explain alright." she growled at them with a twitch in her eye. "Ren, lock the door, this might lead to an orgy."
"WHAT!?" cried the other two as Ren walked over and locked the door.
The two spoke of Baga Yaba and her ability to see possible futures, getting redressed with them watching was a tad embarrassing but they muscled through it. "So after I went to talk to Yang I came back here and….you see where I'm going with this. Don't make me go into detail."
"So, how was it?" asked Nora with a cocky grin.
"Magical." Pyrrha leaned against Jaune.
"And how big was he?"
"That….. will remain our business."
"Well let us know when you're go at it and we can have our little orgy." she chuckled laying across Ren's lap.
"Never gonna happen." both chorused.
"You need any condoms? We made sure to get stocked with them?" she reached under the bed and pulled out a long stack of them.
"Can we please stop talking about it!" Jaune shouted. "Geez, why don't you go ask the old crone how many kids you'll have or something."
"Ooh! That's a great idea!" beamed Nora getting on her feet. "Ren let's go!"
Ren got up and started following Nora before turning to the other two and smiled before flashing a thumbs up as he left.
The two went to the lobby with the girl giggling in excitement. She grabbed her boyfriend's hand and eagerly dragged him out of the school.
They looked all over the fairground for the wagon her friends had described to her. It was then the noticed Coco and her team. "Let's ask them for directions."
"Yo, it's the lovebirds." greeted Coco as Ren and Nora walked over to them.
"Coco, we need to ask you something super important. Have you seen an old midget lady who looks like a witch?"
"Not that I can think of any, why? Trying to get your fortune told?" joked Coco.
"Yes!"
"Really? You believe in that stuff?" she raised an eyebrow.
"Apparently this one's for real, now either help find her, OR GET OUT OF OUR WAY!"
Fox and Ren shared a look with Ren tapping his shoulder and Fox clapping.
"Ren! Fortune teller now, chit chat with your buddy later."
"I did notice a new wagon come in earlier, but I assumed it was another food stand coming in at the last minute." spoke Yatsuhashi. "It had a mighty looking horse strapped to it."
"Lead the way big guy!" Nora beamed.
He nodded and started walking with the rest following. They found the wagon and saw the woman feeding her horse.
"You! Are you Baga Yaba?" asked Nora without hesitation.
"Indeed, Miss Valkyrie." the old woman grinned.
The teens eyes widened while Nora gasped. Coco on the other hand crossed her arms.
"Baga Yaga has foreseen your arrival, but if you want your fortunes told to you, it will not be cheap. 20 Lien for each fortune."
"Deal!" Nora grinned.
"Before you go blowing your money, I'd like to point out that there is a simple explanation of how she knew your name." Coco walked up. "She obviously saw the first round battles then memorized our names and faces to scam us, she's a fraud like all the rest."
"Ah, it seems the time for Baga Yaba to change your look at fortune telling has come Coco Adel." smiled the woman. "You my dear have a scar on your butt and you wonder if it will ever fade away.
Coco's eyes widened behind her glasses before grinning. "Nice try, but it's easy to tell any hunter or huntress would have scars. Where they're at is a simple guessing game. That doesn't prove a thing."
"You have a crush on Fox which is why you pat his rear."
Coco's eyes widened even more while Nora tried to stifle a giggle. "T-That's just me being friendly!"
"Then maybe you would like Baga Yaba to tell everyone here what you do when you think no one is looking, the reason you take so long in front of the mirror after a battle."
"How do you know that!" she cried out before clamping her hands over her mouth.
"Baga Yaba knows many things and can learn what she needs to survive, or make an honest buck."
"Uh, what's she talking about?" Velvet asked her leader.
"Heh heh heh, nothing." chuckled Coco nervously while walking over and looked at the woman. "Alright, talk. How do you know all that? Wait, are you friends with a Ruby Rose?"
"Her uncle yes, Baga Yaba never met her personally. As for your other question, it's Baga Yaba's Semblance."
"Alright, I'll play your game." she reached in her pocket and put the money down on the table. "What do you see for me?"
The old woman hopped on her chair and looked at the Crystal ball. "Baga Yaba sees a few possible outcomes, in one she sees you strutting along a runway wearing designer garments, with cameras flashing all around."
"That's been her dream for a long time." spoke Velvet.
"Yet in another, the world is ravaged by Grimm and as you fight alongside your comrades…...oh, you poor dear."
"What? I die?" asked Coco with a raised eyebrow.
"Regrettably yes, protecting her." Baga Yaba points to Velvet.
Velvet was stunned and looked at her leader who didn't say anything.
"Baga Yaba can not guarantee these will come to pass, there are others that have the slight chance of happening, But those two are the most likely to transpire."
Coco kept her mouth shut as Nora moved over and put her own money down with a grin. "My turn!"
"Excitable, Baga Yaba can tell you will be quite good for business without using Semblance." the woman cackled.
"Tell me more, give me details!"
"Be more specific dearie, Baga Yaba needs to know what to look for."
"Alright, first family. How does it go?"
The woman looked at her crystal ball and blinked with a surprised look. "Even Baga Yaba is surprised, so many possibilities, Yet only a few may come to pass. In one, if you and your lover conceive tonight, you will bare him a healthy son, within the next nine months with dark ebony locks and eyes of emerald."
"YES!" she cried out with a grin.
"But," the woman raised a finger. "If you wait for the next night, you will bare a girl with hair like your own and the eyes of your lover."
"Oh they both sound so cute!" she jumped with a face splitting smile.
"If you wait a fortnight, you will bear twins, and triplets in three weeks."
"What about our home? Will...we be able to bring it back in time?" she asked seriously.
The woman looked down solemnly. "Baga Yaba is sorry, but if you continue to cling to the past that is lost you will never progress further towards aquiring the future."
Nora's eyes widened and she clenched her hands with a frown.
"But, you can teach your children of your home and the memory will live on my dear."
"Oh thank god." she sighed with a smile. "The thought of not changing anything about it never left my head, not even for a second."
"You will be a strong mother Nora, in some possible futures I can see you and Ren fight on a mission with your belly swollen with child."
"It won't get hurt, will it?" she asked with fear.
"Hmmmm….. Stay away from anything more dangerous than a King Taijitu and your baby will survive."
"Oh thank you!" Nora shook the woman's hands with a smile. "Thank you so much! Ren, hope your ready for one hell of a night!"
Team CFVY and the woman watched as Nora dragged Ren off with a big grin and purpose in her step.
"HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH! That poor boy will be quite sore the morning after!"
"Uh, I-I guess I'll try it out." spoke Velvet putting her money down.
"What is it you wish Baga Yaba to see?"
"Uh...about the relations with Faunus and humans….will it ever end? The bloodshed, the fighting, will we ever just stop?" she asked seriously.
"This Baga Yaba has already looked into many times, the results are often 50/50, but you may wish to speak with Miss Belladonna."
"Blake? How come?"
"You'll see." The old woman grinned.
Velvet looked confused and stepped back while Fox walked over and put some money down.
"Don't worry young man, your secret is safe and will be for as long as you live."
Fox gave a sigh then a brief nod before stepping back while his team were surprised how fast that one was.
"If that is all, could you children do Baga Yaba a minor kindness, and speak to team RWBY, tell them I look forward to their visit."
"Uh sure thing." remarked Coco.
They left the old woman and had more questions than answers.
"Wait, you didn't get a chance to ask her." spoke Coco turning to Yatsuhashi.
"Well... That women, she… frightens me." he blushed in shame. "And since when were you so quick to suddenly believe? Just last week you called fortune tellers lazy scammers."
"She was very convincing! Leave it at that or I'll bash your skull in." she warned while holding her handbag up.
"Very well."
"Where is it!" cried a familiar girl who ran past them and whipped her head around the fairgrounds. "I keep dropping that thing!"
"I wish you'd just get rid of it Ruby." Weiss commented.
"You kidding? That is one hell of a momento of the first night before I came here to Beacon!" cried the girl in shock. "That's like saying I shouldn't read bedtime stories to Zwei or Crescent Rose."
"Don't bother Weiss it's hopeless." Yang stated.
"Uh, do you guys need help?" asked Velvet.
"Not unless you seen Ruby's necklace anywhere." Blake stepped out from behind a stand.
"You do know all you need is a lit match and that thing could blow you sky high, right?" spoke Coco to the girl who zipped all over the place.
"Don't care, just want it back." She stated. "Besides, you never know when a small hand held explosive can come in handy."
"What up with you guys?" Yang asked team CFVY.
"We just talked to an elderly lady who is a rather unsettling fortune teller." spoke Yatsuhashi.
"Baga Yaba?" Ruby stopped looking and turned to face them.
"Yeah, I take it your uncle told you." spoke Coco. "Ren and Nora dragged us along to find her and get their fortunes told."
"Great, I take it they were wondering about their sex life." spoke Blake.
"No, they asked about their children and she told them they'd have a healthy baby if they tried for it, tonight."
"What!" Yang exclaimed.
"Hurray! I call godmother!" chimed Ruby.
"Oh no you don't, like hell am I going to sit back and let this happen." Yang turned and ran off.
"Yeesh, someone's desperate to be godmother." spoke Ruby.
"Baga Yaba also said she looked forward to your visit." the large boy spoke.
"Well of course, when I enter a room, all eyes come to me." grinned Ruby with a hand to chest. "Where is she?"
"That way." Velvet pointed back the way they came.
"Yes! Finally I get to meet the woman uncle Qrow goes to for advice."
"I don't know whether to stay away or follow." spoke Weiss.
"I'll help!" Ruby grabbed Weiss's arm and pulled her along.
"Oh but Blake?" spoke up Velvet. "Can we talk later on?"
"I Guess so." replied Blake before following the rest of her team.
"Ruby! Let go!"
"Why?" asked the girl who ignored Weiss trying to tug her hand away. "This'll be fun."
Baga Yaba was cleaning her crystal ball with a cloth and looked up to see Ruby, Weiss, and Blake coming towards her. "Perfect, you girls are right on time."
"So, you be Baga Yaba?" asked Ruby.
"You are just as cute in person as you are in Baga Yaba's visions."
"I know, none can say otherwise." she grinned.
"It is nice to finally make your acquaintance."
"Before we get too friendly, I got's to know. Do you know where my Dust crystal went to?"
"You mean this?" she pulled the necklace out of her pocket.
"Yes!" beamed Ruby before letting go of Weiss' hand and grabbed it. "I thought someone found it and blew it up!"
"Baga Yaba went looking for it knowing you'd want it back."
"So you see the future?" asked Weiss with a raised eyebrow.
"Correct Weiss Schnee."
"Oh she's good." Ruby smiled. She reached over and pulled Blake closer. "And her?"
"Blake Belladonna, leader of the White Fang."
"Shhh, ixnay on ite ang." whispered Ruby. "And who's our newest teammate?"
"Your dog making you team RWBYZ."
"Give us a name and where he is right now." grinned Ruby with her arms crossed.
"Zwei, and he's up in your room right now taking a nap on Blake's bed."
"WHAT!"
"Relax, he's house broken." smiled Ruby patting her back.
"Has Baga Yaba rid you of any further disbelief?"
"Big time, and you know something, you're a lot nicer than my uncle gives you credit for."
"Thank you, 20 lien per fortune."
"You two wanna take a crack first?" she turned to Weiss and Blake.
"I do have one Question." Blake stepped up pulling out a bill.
"Ask away."
"... Is there any hope for Adam?"
Baga Yaba looked at her crystal ball and grew a solemn look. "No, his heart is gripped tightly in hatreds dark clutch."
"Then it really is the end." she spoke with pain.
"It is too bad, Your wedding night would have been something you would have remembered for the rest of your life."
Blake closed her eyes and gripped her hands before hearing a gasp from the woman. "What is it now?"
"Well, Baga Yaba might not see good future for you and Adam, but she does see some with bright Sun."
"OOOOOOHHH!" Ruby threw her hands in the air.
"Me and….Sun?" spoke Blake with surprise.
"Strange though, in hand full of possible futures your first born has red and black hair, like Adam. How do you suppose that could possibly happen, hmm?"
"Blake! Did you become a baby mamma when we weren't looking?" asked Ruby.
"I'm no slut!" the Faunus fumed got out of the chair.
"I never called you that, but unless you somehow have red heads in your family, why else would they have red?"
"Let's just drop it and go!" she growled ready to turn and start walking by herself.
"Nuh uh, it's Weiss's turn."
"I'm perfectly content." spoke Weiss.
"Even if it involves a certain Atlas military specialist getting humiliated?" Baga Yaba said temptingly rolling her ball along her arms
"Winter?" Weiss spoke in slight interest.
"Maybe." she launched her crystal orb in the air and balanced it on her head.
Weiss narrowed her eyes before putting her money on the table. "Alright, let's hear what you got."
"Tomorrow she will want to spend the day with you in an attempt to mend the bond torn by pride."
"Now I know what to practice saying to her." she crossed her arms.
"Baga Yaba doesn't want to ruin the surprise for you, but know that you will need to spend the afternoon sharpening the aim work on your throwing arm, and have 10 lien ready."
"Anything else I should know?"
"She'll need a towel." Baga Yaba snickered. "You'll know why when you look around the fairgrounds long enough."
"My turn." grinned Ruby putting her money down. "Hit me with your best shot."
"Ruby…." as the woman looked into the ball her smile soon faltered and made a gulp before she pushed the bill back to the girl. "This one is on the house."
"Sweet!"
"Ruby, in the future to come… you may have to learn… to live your life without your sister in it."
"Huh? W-What do you mean?"
"...Beware the great red winged beast, and quite possibly, face the destruction of everything you know."
The girl's eyes widened at the ominous tone in her voice.
"Baga Yaba can say no more, this is the best possible way Baga Yaba can help you."
"Wait, red winged beast, destruction? What's gonna happen?" she asked with worry.
The woman frowned and looked away from them.
"Tell me!" Ruby stood up and slammed her hands on the table.
The woman glared and grabbed Ruby's arm as images from that day raced through the young brunettes head.
"GAH!" Ruby gritted her teeth as the scene played out and saw her younger self with Yang and grew scared as the Ursa jumped out. "STOP IT!"
"Never raise your voice in anger to Baga Yaba, child!" she snarled and pushed Ruby back.
Ruby panted and held her head with wide eyes.
"Ruby!" her friends rushed over to her sides, while the fortune teller went back to her wagon holding her ball.
"What did you do to her?" asked Blake with a glare at the woman.
"Baga Yaba can see future, but she can also make others see the past, painful past."
"You made her relive that day." scowled Weiss.
"Baga Yaba will not be disrespected without giving punishment. Good day to you!"
They watched her slam the door shut while Blake tried rubbing Ruby's back to help keep her calm.
"Let's get her back to school." Weiss said taking one of her leaders arms over her shoulders.
Blake took the other as they helped lead Ruby away while she just stared at the ground while biting her trembling lip.
Baga Yaba cracked the door open and watched sadly as they left. "Baga Yaba is so sorry Ruby." she whispered.
"You two, out!" urged Nora ushering Jaune and Pyrrha out of the room.
"What's the big idea!" Jaune shouted.
"Me and Ren are gonna be busy, and the only way you're aloud in is if you're banging Pyrrha's brains out."
"If you were horny all you had to do was say so." Pyrrha shook her head while walking down the hall.
Nora slammed the door shut and locked it before turning to Ren with a lustful smile. Her head was filled with thoughts of what her little man would look like based on the description, It only made her more amorous.
Ren shivered and could tell Nora was planning to go nuts without anything in between them.
She started undoing her clothes with Ren reluctantly, though not unpleasantly, doing the same. Just as they locked lips, with Nora down to her underwear, the door was kicked open and cold water was dumped on them.
"AAAAAIIIIIIIEEEEEE!"
"Break it up you two!" barked Yang with the bucket as both of them shuddered from the cold water.
"YANG! WHAT THE FUCKING HELL!" Nora's eyes twitched like crazy.
"I'm keeping you two from making a huge mistake." she tossed the bucket out and glared. "Calm down and think for a minute, you nearly get enough money to feed and care for yourselfs, you have no home of your own, and you're still practically teens in a boarding school. Nora I know you want to be a mother but it's still too soon."
"But what if this is out-"
"Don't say last chance. You really think with all the times you two have done it, you're gonna have problems making babies?" she interrupted Nora. "You need to calm down and weigh the pros and cons right now."
"...Yeah, yeah. Phew, thanks Yang, you saved us from ourselves." Nora breathed to calm herself. "You're right we should wait."
"Good, last thing you want is to bring a baby in this world and not be able to provide for it." she closed door as best she could after breaking it.
"Yes, we'll wait, til tomorrow." she smirked at Ren. "I always did want a daughter."
Back with Ruby, she was curled up on her bed and had managed to calm down a little bit thanks to her friends.
Yang walked in and noticed her sister. "Ruby? Are you alright?"
"Not after what that witch did." Weiss glared out the window.
"What happened?"
"...Baga Yaba….she….she made Ruby relive….. that day." Blake replied.
Yang's eyes widened before she moved over and sat down beside her sister. "Ruby? Ruby look at me."
"Hic...Hic."
Yang moved to lay down next to and hugged her sister while rubbing her back.
The silver eyed teen broke down and cried into her sister's chest. Her sobbing grew louder and turned to screams and nuzzled Yang's breasts with her eye pouring like faucets.
"Damn witch." sneered Weiss.
"Just because Ruby yelled at her." Blake spoke. "Stuck up and probably thinks no one would ever get pissed."
Yang held her sister tighter and used every ounce of her will and self control not to march out and break every bone in Baga Yaba's body.
Ruby kept sniffling while holding her sister without letting go.
Outside in the hall was a certain skater huntress looking around nervously while holding a candy bar. "Which one is that brat in?" She walked near a room and heard crying coming from inside. "What the..." the door was ajar slightly so she crept over to it.
She looked inside and saw all of team RWBY comforting Ruby.
"It… it was horrible…. I was so scared!" she said while sobbing
"Shh shh, it's alright Ruby." spoke Yang rubbing her back as she sat up.
"The bloody rose…. Crying?" Reece raised an eyebrow. "Now that's new." she reached into her pocket and pulled out her scroll. She raised it up to the scene and started recording it.
"Making Ruby relive that traumatic experience all over again, that's so sick and wrong." Blake got out.
'Experience?'
"Baga Yaba will not get away with this Ruby, I promise you." Weiss patted her leader's head. "If she really can see the future she'll know to leave after we report this to Ironwood."
"Meaning she might get away." spoke Blake with a frown.
"We'll deal with her later, right now Ruby needs us."
'Hmmm... Baga Yaba?'
Ruby sniffled one more time before closing her eyes.
"Looks like she cried herself to sleep, just like the first time." Yang held up her arm and took off her gloves and Ember Celica. "Let's let her rest right now."
Ruby was lowered to the bed while Reece stopped her recording and stepped back some and feigned fear and walked up to the door and knocked. She heard footsteps before seeing Weiss answer it.
"I… I have the candy bar for Bloody Rose. I-Is she in?"
"Right now she's resting, but I'll tell her you came by."
"Thanks." nodded Reece as she handed Weiss the treat before walking away. After turning the corner she hopped on her board and raced through Beacon to her team's room. "Guys!" She shouted bursting through the door. "I just found out something big!"