A/N: Yo! Finally! A real update! I know, I was proud of myself…
In other news- Cullens were cast. Full info on my blog, link on my profile.
My new revolution is starting in a couple of weeks- announcement probably on here.
Not a flame for a particular story.
Disclaimer: Je n'ai regrette rien. Je n'ai couche ne personne de Twilight, spécialement pas Edward Cullen. Et je n'ai eu rien.
Meaning: Guess! Wonder if I have any French-speaking readers. Announced in next chapter.
In Jolly England-Land/ Bella Cinderella
Author: Hey guys!
All characters: Hey random insane fangirl!
Author: Who wants to… go to Englandland! Set in the 1800s! With pics on my profile!
Edward: Wot, wot!
Emmett: Cheerio!
Rosalie: Have a cup o' tea, gov'ner?
Alice: I love my mates and chums!
Bella: Crumpets and scones!
Jasper: Throw a shrimp on the barbie!
-Everyone stares at him-
Jasper: I mean… God save the queen!
Random King-Like Dude: Let us have a tea party!
Edward: Man, I hate it when my dad tries to set me up with rich princesses.
King: Have fun at the party!
-Over in the poor part of town-
Bella: I hate my life. It sucks. GAH!
Her mother: But we give you everything you need…
Bella: I feel obligated to do chores.
Her mother: Why don't you treat yourself and go to the king's ball?
Bella: But I can't.
Mother: Why?
Bella: I don't have a dress.
Mother: Here's a conveniently beautiful dress in your size!
Bella: I hate you all!
-Mother leaves, Bella weeps-
Bella: Hmmm. My mother forced me to stay home. But perhaps I can take this hidden ball gown and go!
-At the ball-
Bella: Doot de doot, dancing around with no one…
Edward: Look. There's a crazy lady over there. Perhaps she'd like to dance.
-Ed struts over-
Edward: Dance with me?
Bella: -drool- Okay!
-They dance, and there is a special connection-
Edward: Hey Bella!
Bella: Wot?
Edward: Would you like to… date me?
Bella: But we are of different social status.
Edward: Oh, no! I had nearly forgotten that I was the heir to the throne and you were a lowly servant.
Emmett: Way to rub it in, bro. Not gonna help.
Author: Stay in character! Stay in character!
Emmett: Cheerio, hup hup.
Alice: OmG! Bella! You should totally date my brother/cousin/brother-in-law/platonic friend, Edward.
Bella: I know… people seem to be telling me that a lot lately.
Alice: Eh?
Bella: See, all these reviewers keep flaming to put Edward and I together… the author had a huge plotline planned, but now she's putting together a hasty reunion.
Rosalie: I'm just having a cameo in this because I'm beautiful.
Carlisle: What about me?
Edward: No. You don't get to come.
Carlisle: But…why?
Edward: Because you don't do anything of importance!
Carlisle: NOOOOO!!! I should have been a lemon star…
-Carlisle fades away-
Fans: Lemon! Lemon! Lemon!
Narrator: Another yayme2012 project ended disastrously.
Fans: Yipee!