I Hate My Home Arc

The bright rays of the afternoon sun shined upon the town of Magnolia. The people of this quaint town all went on with their daily lives, nothing different than any other day. Although, one thing was different, something out of place.

A large stack of boxes that towered over most of buildings being held by a pointed eared man. The man wasn't trembling or quivering under the obvious weight of the boxes, in fact if anything he looked bored. The passing civilians all stopped to admire the man's strength much to his ire.

A tick mark developed on Link's head, getting stared at by random assholes was on Link's 'Do this and piss me off' list. The former blonde release a murderous, thick, purple-black aura. All of those nearby to feel it felt a shiver go down their spine.

"WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT!? GO AWAY!" Link shouted at them.

All the civilians gasped in fear and ran off much to Link's delight. The former blonde laughed with vigor as ran off like frightening school girls.

"Stupid civilians who need them?" he glowered.

Link sighed when Welveria came up to him surely holding yet another thing he was going to have to buy for her. This was part of the main reason he was here, as well as the entire reason why was holding this impressive stack of boxes.

"Link, what do you think of this for the baby?" she asked holding up a lamp encrusted with purple gemstones.

Link looked at her questionably. Surely she had to be kidding? A gem encrusted lamp?...for a baby?

"Um, I don't think so Welveria. The baby could choke on the gems, also what would a baby do with a lamp?" he said.

The witch narrowed her eyes at him probably for stifling her 'creativity' or something like that. But after thinking about it she nodded. Link sighed with relief at not invoking her wrath, but when he turned to side he came face to face with a extremely cute teddy bear which could only mean one thing.

Claudette.

Sure enough the bear was pulled away to reveal the blushing face of the thunderclap general. Link arched an eyebrow.

"This is really cute! Link buy it for me. If you do I start calling to brother from now on when we...play." She said seductively.

Link blushed while all of the other men developed massive nosebleeds as a result. The former blonde's blush grew more intense as he thought about all the naughty things that could bring.

"Um...I think that is..." He stared, "Dear Farore someone save me from saying this in public."

"Hey Link," The whimsically voice of Tina sounded, "Can we get this for Sebastian?"

The former blonde turned around to see a smiling Tina holding a usual hyperactive Sebastian, but this time he was wearing a blue collar.

"Yeah! I think this thing whatever it is!" Sebastian agreed cheerfully.

Link would have faceplamed if he could.

"Sure, why not?" He answered, "Although before we finish shopping we need to go see some old friends."

The women looked at him confused before he looked back to look at Fairy Tail's guild hall.

At the same time

The normally loud and cheerful noises of Fairy Tail's guild hall were reduced to quite mummers and chats. They were all expecting Phantom to strike, but they didn't know when, which made it all the more dangerous.

Mira was standing behind the bar as usual, only without her normal welcoming smile. She sighed, when she remembered how all of this started. A pointless fight but inevitable.

"I hope that we can last." She thought grimly, "I wonder-"

Suddenly the front doors were kicked open, everyone flinched expecting it to be Phantom. They were all relieved and smiled when they realized who it was.

Link and he was accompanied by three strange women. The former blonde shot everyone a goofy smile.

"I'm back!" he shouted, "Miss me?"

The former blonde was greeted with the friendly greetings of all the friends he made during his time here. Sure he didn't know most of their names, but they were his friends nonetheless. At least to him it did.

"Hey Link,!" Loke greeted as the two high-fived each other.

"Hey man, how have things been?" Link asked.

The orange haired man frowned.

"Bad, no wait...really bad actually. The Phantoms tried to take Lucy back to her father." he explained.

Link's eyes narrowed.

"Ah, so that is what they are after." he mentally noted.

The former blonde walked past him to speak to Mirajane, who got her smile back.

"I thought you weren't coming." she stated.

Link cringed when he jabbed a thumb in the direction of the women behind them.

"I had take them too, but that doesn't matter. I'm here now." he said.

The white haired women nodded as Link smiled before it soon turned into a frown.

"WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU ALL STARING AT!?" the enraged voice of Welveria shouted.

Link facepalmed hard. He was expecting this sooner or later, but he was secretly hoping that it was later instead of sooner. Even he had to admit that was extremely wishful thinking on his part, but can't blame him for trying.

"IS IT BECAUSE I'M FAT!? I'LL SHOW YOU FAT! YOU'LL KNOW WHAT FAT IS WHEN I'M DONE BLOWING YOUR CORPSES UP LIKE WATER BALLOONS!" she said as she pointed her index finger into the air.

The entire room gasped with horror as a ball of purple energy appeared above her finger. The ball consumed to air and energy around it like a greedy glutton. The dark sphere ate the energy for its own selfish desire, to grow and more importantly destroy.

Just as Welveria was about to let the sphere loose it suddenly vanished, which surprised Welveria and Link both.

"What the?" Link thought.

"ALRIGHT! WHICH ONE OF YOU DAMN MOTHERFUCKERS JUST DID THAT SHIT!?" Welveria shouted, "WAS IT YOU STRING BEAN!?"

The enraged witch pointed at Wakaba who flinched and shook his head 'no'.

"Actually I did that," A calm voice said, "Now, now there is no need to be so violent."

"As calm and confident as ever." Link thought when he recognized the voice.

Welveria turned around to see a white haired girl wearing a purple and black dress sitting alone at table in a dark corner. She looked at the pregnant witch with a victorious look on her face.

"Ah, so we finally meet...Swamp Witch." The girl said.

Welveria growled.

"Who are you and how did you dispel my spell?" she snarled at the girl.

The white haired girl payed her no attention before turning back to Link. She gave him a pale smile.

"Nice to see you again, Link." she greeted.

Link laughed.

"Nice to see you too." he replied.

Welveria was awestruck by the entire situation until the gears in her mind began to to turn. All the pieces were coming together; girl, Fairy Tail, friend. Yes, it was all clear now the only logical explanation for all of this.

The witch pointed her finger at the small girl.

"You're Alicia aren't you?" She shouted, "You like her because she's younger than me, don't you?"

The white haired girl and Link looked at each before sharing a simultaneous glance at Welveria. Then they laughed.

"Wh-what's so funny?" she asked her cheeks burning red with embarrassment.

The white haired girl wiped a tear from her eyes.

"Ah, that's rich. I'm not Alicia to answer your question," the girl replied, "My name is Lieselotte Werckmeister."

Welveria flinched at the mention of that name. She had only heard rumors of the fabled Whore of Babylon. A witch of legendary, dark, and unlimited power. Every element is just a mere pawn in her game, a witch who can control a element isn't unusual, but a witch controlling them all is unheard of. Her power is unrivaled by all...except for one.

"Oh, I'm so sorry for disturbing you." Welveria apologized.

Link gave her a shocked look. Welveria wasn't one for apologizing, in fact she rarely did so. The only instant she is known to apologize is when she dances around the situation.

"Impressive." Link thought.

"Lieselotte," The former blonde said, "Where is Alicia?"

The white haired witch frowned and shook her head. Link's eyes widened as a response. Surely she couldn't be...

"Follow me?" No she isn't

Link mentally sighed with relief before following the witch.

Later

Link couldn't believe what he was seeing; a unconscious Alicia laying helpless and motionless on a bed. Her body was cold and her heart beat was slowed, although there was nothing telling him this Link could hear her heartbeat. Link took her hand into his and squeezed gently.

"Who did this?" he asked.

The white haired witch sighed.

"She brought this upon hersel-" Lieselotte tried to explain.

"I said. Who did this!?" he asked again only much harsher.

Lieselotte looked at and noticed the look of silent anger on his face. She knew it would be pointless.

"Gajeel Redfox, she tried to buy more time to get everyone out of the Phantom Lord guild. Gajeel injured her quite badly as a result. I've healed all of her physical wounds its now up to her wake up." the witch stated.

Link nodded.

Suddenly the entire building shook as a loud boom echoed from the outside. Link narrowed his eyes as he ran at full speed outside.

"So finally you show your face."

Outside

All the members were now outside as they watched a approaching walking tower coming right towards them. Although, lucky for them it was still in the water, but still in clear view. This was definitely Phantom coming to play.

All the guild members prepared themselves for battle just as Link and Lieselotte came running out of the guild hall.

"So this is Phantom?" Link said, "Correction, it was Phantom."

The former blonde turned to see his mistresses also ready to fight.

"Attention Fairy Tail!" A voice over a loudspeaker said, "Hand over Lucy Heartphilia and no harm will come to you or your guild, but if you don't...you get the point."

"NEVER! Lucy is part of the guild that means she is family, and that means we won't give her to creeps like you!" Natsu shouted.

The pink haired mage's hands were set ablaze with lively red flames. However, when he looked over he noticed Link and waved.

"Oh hi Link, when did you get here?" he asked with a smile.

Everyone within distance dropped to the ground hard, even the mages of Phantom Lord did.

"Wait, Link?" The voice from earlier asked, "Ah, so this is the powerful, but mysterious mage I've been hearing about. I heard you killed Ceadeus...is that true?"

The entire guild gasped as Link chuckled lowly. The former blonde removed the arm guard of his left arm to reveal it had glowing, pulsating white marks.

"Yes, yes it is." he admitted.

Both Tina and Sebastian nodded.

"Its true he did."

"Why are you with a frivolous guild like Fairy Tail? I'm sure man of your ability has a better option in guilds." the voice said.

Link folded his arms.

"Prove to me that you're stronger and maybe I'll consider it." he said, making everyone give him a shocked looked.

"What!? You traitor!" Erza and Natsu shouted at the same time.

"Link, what the hell man?" Grey asked.

Link sweatdropped.

"Grey...stop flashing me." He deadpanned.

The entire guild was in a uproar at that statement. They couldn't believe he had just said that! He as their friend, a ally, someone they could count on. This was a outrage.

Lieselotte, however, just narrowed her eyes.

"Just what are you up to Link?"

The voice over the loudspeaker laughed.

"I think this is reason enough to join us." The voice said.

Suddenly a blue and black spiral appeared around the barrel of a cannon. Link could feel the magic power it was generating from his position. He was impressed by the power of this cannon, and maybe just maybe it could be a useful asset.

"Interesting." he thought.

Just then a powerful, pearl white beam erupted from the barrel and headed right for the Fairy Tail guild hall. The members of Fairy Tail all braced themselves for a surely powerful blast. Erza even requiped into a clunking looking suit of armor and stood in its way.

Lieselotte rolled her eyes.

"Oh, please I'm insulted by this feeble cannon," She said arrogantly, "Wall of Jericho!"

Suddenly massive semi-transparent walls erupted from the ground. The ground practically shook with fear as the massive black walls came out of it. Link watched with awe as the walls stood miles taller than Fairy Tail its self and seemed to poke the sun with their sheer height.

"Incredible!" Link exclaimed.

At that moment the white beam collided with the massive wall. A blinding light radiated from the collision of the two forces. Lieselotte smirked as the wall stood strong against the massive power of the Jupiter Cannon.

"What happens when a unstoppable force meets a immovable objecting?" She asked before he eyes took a dark gleam, "Too bad...you're not a unstoppable force."

At that moment the light dissipated and much to everyone's surprise the wall still standing. The witch smiled confidently.

"See?" she said.

The rest of the guild cheered. Link, however, wasn't impressed. While the others cheered he narrowed his eyes and with his enhanced vision he could see something no one else could. It was right there staring in his face.

A crack.

A small crack in the black walls was what he saw. He had to admit that even though it wasn't able to break the wall down it was still able to crack it, that was a accomplishment in itself.

"See? Look at that crack! Not every cannon can crack a spell cast by The Whore of Babylon. So what do you say?" The voice asked becoming increasingly more annoying.

Link inhaled before smiling.

"Alright, I'm game." he said, "Darkness Magic: Shadow Shift!"

Then he was gone leaving everyone enraged and flabbergasted, except for Lieselotte who was tapping her chin in thought.

"Hmm, where is the punchline in all of this?"

Inside walking tower

All the members of the Phantom Lord Guild all gathered in the tallest point of their tower to welcome their new member. They honestly didn't expect he would agree join so quickly, not like they were complaining. If it meant wiping Fairy Tail off the face of the planet it didn't matter a thing to them.

"Alright, look alive everyone." A tall, thin, mustached man said, "He'll be here any second."

At that moment a mass of shadows appeared right in front of him. After a second delay a pointed eared man appeared right in the middle of the room. The mustached man bowed slightly.

"Allow me to introduce myself and my guild. I am Jose Porla and this is the Phantom Lord Guild." he introduced.

Link smirked.

"Ah, you're one of the Ten Wizard Saints. I see, impressive." The former blonde noted.

Jose bowed slightly.

"Why thank you."

The mustached man held his hand out to shake which Link didn't hesitated in shaking. Jose smirked as Link eagerly took his hand and shook.

"Welcome to the guild." Jose said.

Link chuckled ominously as he bowed his head down. The dark chuckles caused everyone in the room to shift uncomfortable as a cold shiver crept up their spine.

"Which one of you is Gajeel Redfox?" he asked suddenly.

A man tanned man with a long mane stepped forward proudly.

"That would be be." he confirmed.

Link turned around slowly and gave Gajeel a bright, creepy smile. This smile masked its true intentions that much was for certain.

"Funny," he said, "I've seen a man like you before...but he was rotting and full of maggots."

Gajeel's eyes widened as Link's eyes shined red. The former blonde then tightened his grip on Jose's hand making the man gasp in pain.

"As for you...you shot a beam at my two pregnant wives as well as my third and her pet. You're going to pay for this! YOU WILL PAY! Link shouted in a demonic voice.

Outside the tower

Lieselotte was still tapping her chin in thought. She knew there was a punchline here somewhere, she just couldn't seem to find it.

"There is a punchline here somewhere, where is it?" she asked herself.

Suddenly a bright crimson beam erupted from the walking tower. Although, instead of heading in the direction of Fairy Tail it was shot straight through the tower itself. The tower was instantly destroyed as the beam caused a series of explosions that crippled its movements, while the beam hallowed it out. The remnants of inside rained from the sky in the form of scorched, twisted metal chunks.

The members of Fairy Tail watched as the tower was reduced to a pile of metal and stone crumpled in the water. Lieselotte snapped as she watched the tower burn to the ground.

"There it is!" she exclaimed.

On a nearby shoreline

The members of Phantom Lord washed up on the shore after a powerful internal beam destroyed their tower. The whole explosion was caused when Link transformed into some kind of creature, a monstrosity they had never seen before.

"What was that thing?" Gajeel said as he sat up/

"What am I? I am no mere Nightmare. No, I'm a Night Terror!" A dark voice roared.

Everyone looked up to see a dragon/demon/knight creature with fiery wings in the sky. The beast was wielding a bloody sword with a mouth in the blade.

"I AM THE ONLY NIGHTMARE!"

Meanwhile

In Tortuga in a open warehouse filed with boxes Rufina was holding a clipboard as he took stock on the weapon shipments she just received. She didn't really care what they came from, but she did care what they were and what they could be sold for. Although, something on this shipment caught her attention.

"Kunais?" She asked, "What are those?"

The blonde put down her clipboard, picked up a crowbar and popped the top off of one of the crates. She rummaged through the packaging before finally pulling out a knife shaped object. She whistled when she noticed the quality, it was exquisite.

"Impressive." She said, "These look like the knives Rouna uses."

"Are you Rufina?" A sudden voice said.

Rufina spun on her heel to come face to face with two smirking thugs. One of them was wearing a beanie and had purple hair; the other one was tanned skinned and had scars on his face. They were both armed with katanas. A curved sword Rufina had encountered many times in her missions.

The blonde smirked.

"Maybe, who wants to know?" she said teasingly.

The thugs laughed.

"Gato wants to know. He wants you dead and if Gato wants you dead, you die." The tanned thug said.

Rufina develop a innocent look in her face. She titled her head to the side cutely and gave them puppy dog eyes, as she pulled out a handful of throwing knives pouch on her back.

"Come at me if you think you're hard enough." she taunted.

The thugs growled as they rushed forward.

"Fools." Rufina thought with a smirk.

Yes, so Naruto is now a official crossover in this story.