Me – Question for Tugger.
Tugger – He-llo!
Me – Freakazoid. So RumTumTugress asks 'Would you consider marrying me?'
Tugger – Sure. *winks at RumTumTugress*
Me – Tug, you know 'marrying' means commitment, right?
Tugger - *awkward stare* Uhh…how about I give you a kiss instead?
Me – Okay, choice, take the kiss or nothing. I would take the kiss.
Tugger - *puckers up* Well?
Me - *blasts him with a flame thrower* You fresh jerk!
Macavity - *walks in, sees Tugger* Let me guess. You were flirting with her again?
Tugger – Uh-huh.
Me - *giggle* Never flirt with me. Only Maccy can.
Tugger – You let Alonzo smile at you!
Me – That was a smile, not trying to kiss me. So RumTumTugress, kiss or nothing.
Tugger – Please kiss me!
Me - *singsong voice* Desperate!
Tugger – Shaddup.
Me - hehehe