(Author's Note)

Hey guys!

So… who else got april foolsed?

The weirdest one happened to us when one of my teachers took a students phone and chucked it out the second story window.

Needless to say… we were shut up for a bit.

The student also was in on it…

Anyways, Onto reviews!

To G1archangel: I was also referencing Meta, Garland's dogoo. And It wasn't until 4 pm today did I see the trailer. Personally… I'm hyped for RWBY Chibi. It looks so adorable!

Anyways, onto the story!

"That was close… I almost entered the light..." Said Neptune.

"What exactly happened?" I asked.

"You don't want to know…" Said Neptune.

"Oh, it wasn't that bad… I only made the wrap a bit too tight." Said Compa. Oh… that's what happened. "Anywho, why did you two fall from the sky?"

"I for one… felt like it… and then immediately regret my decision." I said.

"I… don't know… I don't remember remember anything before waking up other than Bryce's voice… *GASP* are you like… MY SOUL MATE or something?" Asked Neptune.

"Two things, 1: No, already have a girlfriend. 2: I wasn't the only one in that conversation." I said.

"Oh yeah…" Face meet palm, make sure to get nice and acquainted.

"Nep-Nep, I think you have… amnesia!" Said Compa… Okay I might have reworded that a bit… but it's funnier in my head this way!

"Maybe? I'm not sure…" Said Neptune.

"I wish I could help… but I don't believe there is a cure for amnesia…" Said Compa, looking down.

"We could try dropping her from the sky again… that could work" I said.

"No it wouldn't!" Exclaimed Neptune.

"Eh, worth a shot." I said.

Neptune smiles at Compa. "Compa, don't worry. It's not that bad." She said.

"But…"

Compa was interrupted by Neptune's Stomach. I couldn't help but chuckle.

Neptune scratches the back of her head sheepishly.

"Um… So, I am feeling rather hungry, so, uh… Do you have any food I can eat?" Asked Neptune.

"How many Ums and Uhs… were in that sentence?" I asked, smirking.

"Well, I don't have much… how about some pudding?" Asked Compa.

"Pudding? What's that?" This confirms it… I'm at the beginning… and considering how things go in the future… I'd say the plotline for Re;Birth1.

"I… don't have an exact idea of it… mainly because I've never tried it. Onto that topic, I'm good." I said.

And so Neptune got her pudding… and ate it… This is some story isn't it?

And after a lot of digested pudding, we were ready to set out… well, almost.

"Neptune… Why are you digging around in the trash?" I ask.

"AHA!" I heard neptune say from inside a pile of garbage.

"That's a wooden sword…" I said.

"Yep!"

"...So Compa, did I have anything on me when you found me?" I asked.

"Oh! Right, I'll be right back." Said Compa rushing inside.

The silence was over our heads for a few seconds before I broke the ice.

"So do you do this often or…?"

"Here it is!" Compa exclaimed opening the door.

I looked at the weapon I was handed. Ah… Precursors Wings, My red M6 Magnum, customized to use hard light ammunition.

"Sweet." I said, spinning the gun on my index finger.

"Now then, follow me. I'll show you the place." Said Compa.

"I guess this is where we were elegantly lodged into the ground, right?" Asked Neptune.

"Well… It's more like you landed face first, lodging your head into the ground. As for Bry-Bry…" Began Compa.

"Where is it?" I asked myself.

"He impacted the ground with his arms and legs spread out… It didn't work out so well." Said Compa.

"But that was what Assassin's Creed taught me… That and aim for the bushes and haystacks." I said.

"These are some big holes…" Said Neptune.

"Oh my~" Was my response to that statement.

Neptune and Compa looked at me with a confused expression.

"Imma go over here…" I said dejectedly.

I soon found Guardians Glave. My sword/Scythe/Railgun weapon… thing.

"Found you." I said, Pulling the sword out of the ground.

I swung it around a bit, before placing it on my back.

I returned to find that Neptune was making a horrible joke.

"My memories!" She said.

I began slow clapping, before picking up the pace and shedding a single tear.

"That was terrible." I said, emotionally.

Suddenly the ground started to crack, and soon we fell to the darkness below.

Thinking fast, I tried using gravity… only for it to not work.

"Well… Shit." I said, falling down.

"Umm… Bry-Bry?" I hear Compa ask.

"Yeah…" I said, tired.

"Could you get off me… Were in a… uncomfortable position." Said Compa.

I open my eyes to see that I had used Compa's… assets as a landing pillow.

"AH! Sorry! I am SO sorry!" I said, apologizing profusely.

"It's alright… Where's Nep-Nep?" Asked Compa.

"I'm here…" I hear Neptune say.

"You alright?" I ask.

"I would be If you two could get off of me."

"OH SH*T!" I exclaim jumping back a few feet.

"So… where are we?" I asked.

"No clue… Doesn't this story normally put up a location thingy?" Asked Neptune.

"The author stopped doing that a bit ago." I said.

"Oh."

"Hey what's this?" Asked Neptune.

"That… I don't really know." I said.

The object was split up, I couldn't really make out too much.

"Compa, You have any Idea?" I asked.

"Sorry Bry-Bry… I don't know what that is." Answered Compa.

Suddenly…

*ROAR!*

"What was that?" I asked.

"Alright, who triggered the event flag?" Asked Neptune.

I turned around to see a LARGE monster approach. It looked like a cross between a spider and… something else. It wielded a large sword. Something tells me this thing is stronger than some of the monsters we dealt with on our way here.

"WHAT THE F*CK IS THAT!?" I exclaim in shock, backing up a bit.

"Eeeek! Help me you guys!" Exclaimed Compa, as the monster grabs her in one of her free hands.

"Damn… talk about fanservice…" Said Neptune.

"Compa! Alright that's it!" I say, drawing Precursors Wings.

Our weapons don't seem to have any effect on the monster, I draw my sword when a voice speaks out.

"It would seem you two are having some trouble."

"Hello Histoire. Yes, yes we are. Any help right now would be appreciated." I said.

"I can't help you as it stands right now. However-" I interrupt Histoire.

"Neptune apparently has amnesia, so whatever you plan on asking her to do, might need some outside help." I said.

"That explains some things… Okay. Neptune, I'm going to force run Hard Drive Divinity for you. Are you ready?" Asked Histoire.

Neptune nods, and soon a flash of light bursts from Neptune. It even caught the monster off guard. Soon, in Neptune's place, Purple Heart emerges.

"This is Neptune's true form. Now you should be able to take care of that monster." Said Histoire.

"If she's doing it…." I begin.

I look at my hand, 2 SD cards are in my hand. My fully powered one that was powered up by all the CPUs and The other OC's, and my Iris Knight one. I grab the former.

"Then it's my turn." I said, inserting the SD card into my access bracelet.

"ACCESS!" I exclaim, striking the ground with my fist.

A dome of energy forms around me, lines of data run around the energy. The dome compresses into a stream of data in the form of a pillar. As the light fades, a mechanized voice rings out.

"SPECIALIZED DEFENCES: ACTIVE"

I stood up, my left eye turning a silver colour with the symbol on my left hand on the pupil.

"So then… Shall we dance." I asked, getting beside Purple Heart.

The Monster roars at us, and charges. Compa screams out.

"CROSS COMBINATION!" Exclaimed Neptune.

Her sword cut through the monster like butter.

"My turn! THOUSANDTH BLAZING!" I exclaim, Pointing at the rock ceiling.

Shards of hardlight impact the monster. He staggered, but remained standing.

"Not done yet! CHAIN ATTACK!" I Shouted, breaking apart into 3.

Chains of light bound the Monster in one spot as me and the 2 other me's attacked the Monster with our weapons. (Bryce 1: Guardians Glave: Sword Mode, Bryce 2: Guardians Glave: Scythe Mode, Bryce 3: Guardians Glave: Railgun Mode)

"Lets end this! FINISHING… TOUCH!" I Exclaimed, returning to one being, my sword's blade increased 3 times, before I swung it at the creature.

It dropped Compa, in which Neptune caught before she impacted with the ground.

"Thanks for saving me Nep-Nep. You two Bry-Bry!" Thanked Compa.

"Yeah okay… I… might need some help getting back to your place." I said, as my transformation deactivates and I pass out.

The sounds of Compa's and Neptune's shocked voices the last thing I hear.

(Author's Note)

So that was a thing.

So until next time

DFTBA