Author Note: No disrespect to R2D2, The Three Stooges and eagles.

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Brooke and Rhonda were waiting in the kitchen when Jackie and Eric arrived. Fez and Kelso ran outside to check out Cowboy Joe's car while Jackie sat with the girls. Brooke was making margaritas while Jackie was talking about the auction. Rhonda was impressed with Kitty Forman's winning coat. "I always liked Virginia Wayan's show. She was so nice to people and had the most handsome bandleader!"

"Mrs. Forman cooked lasagna wearing the fur! It was a good dinner too." Jackie added. Brooke poured each girl a portion of the blended mix. "Drink up girls, Betsy's at my moms so the margaritas are on me. Rhonda, is Fez excited about his grand opening tomorrow?"

Rhonda swallowed the whole glass in one drink and wiped the back of her hand against her mouth. "Oh, he is so happy. I mean he loves the store in Kenosha, but I think we'll be moving here to Chicago."

Jackie smiled, "It would be nice to have you guys closer. We could do a girl's night out once in a while." Brooke nodded her head, "We could show you around the mall. Jackie knows all the good stores and when the sales are."

Rhonda was beaming. "You two are my only girly-type friends. I'd like that. We just have to find a place to live – Fezzie is very anxious about living in the wrong neighborhood." Rhonda turned to Jackie. "Well, the last time I was here it was pretty exciting - so you have to tell us what you and Eric have been doing."

Jackie's face turned pink. She looked around to make sure the guys weren't near. "I came close to breaking my own rule."

Brooke gasped. "You did? Are you sure it wasn't the other way around?" Rhonda looked puzzled. "What rule?" Brooke laughed, 'Oh Rhonda, you don't know. When Fez and Jackie were roommates, Jackie had three rules they had to live by and it worked. Rule one was never leave the toilet seat up."

Rhonda nodded her head. "Fezzie is good about that."

"Rule number two is if you make a mess you clean it up." Brooke continued.

"Fezzie needs to work on that." Rhonda said and the other two girls laughed.

Rule number three is no sex."

Rhonda almost choked. "My Fezzie actually followed that rule?" Jackie was laughing, "Well, being Fez, he tried to get around it but yeah, he followed it. He's a good guy."

Brooke had a general idea of what happened from talking with Eric, but still wanted to hear the story from Jackie's point of view. She refilled the girl's glasses and sat down waiting for the story. Jackie lowered her voice. "Brooke, you know that Journey mix tape you made me?"

Brooke nodded – she loved that tape. Jackie continued on to tell the girls about how the champagne influenced Jacuzzi bath changed from a simple kiss into a steamy sweltering touch fest. "He told me that I needed to tell him to stop." She confessed. "I couldn't do it, his hands and mouth… Oh Brooke, he is so good."

Brooke looked at her skeptically, "This is Eric Forman we're talking about right?"

Jackie sighed, "I know! You wouldn't think so just looking at him, but God he was so sweet and passionate and I felt so out of control…."

Rhonda piped up, "So did you do it?" Brooke wanted to know too. So far Jackie's version was much better than the one Eric shared, "Then what happened?"

"One of his students called." She said sadly. Brooke and Rhonda's expectant faces fell. "Oh Jackie, I don't know if that was a blessing or curse."

Rhonda wanted to hear more of the story. "So which was it – a curse or a blessing?" Jackie beamed – her whole face brightening with the smile, "He asked me to be his girlfriend."

Brooke squealed and ran over to give her best friend a hug. "I'm so happy for you! This is what you've been wanting!"

Rhonda looked at the two brunettes hugging each other, "I don't get it – did you guys do it or not?" Jackie smiled at Rhonda who was two steps behind in the Seduction story, "No, we didn't – but when we do…it will be magical."

*

Fez sat in the driver's seat and pretended to shift the gears. "Aiiy, Eric – this is a fast card. It makes my ass feel good." Eric didn't know if he wanted Fez rubbing his ass all over the leather seats. "Fez, it is fast. I tripped Kelso's radar gun."

Kelso frowned, "Yeah about that. My Captain didn't believe my eagle story. He said eagles don't fly near the interstate and Eric went way faster than an eagle could."

Eric was a little proud – "Kelso – tell Fez what you clocked me at." Kelso grinned and punched Eric in the shoulder, "Dude, he was flying at 77 miles an hour. Man! I wish I had been along on that ride. I'll bet you gave Red another heart attack."

Fez wagged his finger, "Tsk – tsk – Kelso, you shouldn't make fun of Red's heart condition. Another heart attack would only make him meaner."

Kelso was searching the back seat. "Forman, where's the R2 unit?" Fez's head popped up from looking at the console. "Star Wars? I love Princess Leia – she is sweet like future candy."

Eric smirked, "Yes, I have a copy of R2D2 and I should have brought him. Dude, there was this guy that won an entire Storm Trooper suit. That would have been so cool!" Each of the trio sat thinking about their favorite Star Wars movie. Fez shook his head, "Let's get out of this snow – I gave Brooke some cotton candy jelly beans and I am missing my Big Rhonda."

Kelso and Eric looked at each other. They both had the same thought although they would never say it out loud like Fez did. It was like the Three Stooges all trying to get in the front door at the same time. "Ow! My eye!" Kelso shouted. "Whose elbow was that?" Eric stumbled into the living room only to be knocked on the sofa by Fez who was trying to get away from Kelso.

"Sorry – but you can't hit the movie star." Fez apologized. Kelso was frustrated, he wanted to punch someone so he reached out and frogged Eric on the arm. "No more elbows in my eye. Sheesh! A cop with a black eye does not look good!"

Eric rubbed the bruise forming on his arm. "I'll go get us something to drink." Kelso added, "Bring back the cheese thingy's!"

Brooke saw Eric coming around into the kitchen. He smiled at her and went to whisper something to Jackie. Her friend blushed and nodded her head. Then he kissed her cheek and opened the fridge. The little encounter she witnessed was so innocent and charming that Brooke was glad Eric confided in her.

As Eric left the kitchen, Rhonda leaned over to watch him leave. She sat back and whispered, "Get him some tighter pants. He has a nice butt!" Jackie and Brooke busted out laughing.

*

Seven little colored jelly beans with sexy legs marched onto the screen. They had big pouty lips and eyes with long lashes – sexy jelly beans. Theme music played in the background and the camera panned back to Fez standing in the middle of his store presenting all of his candies. The camera zoomed in to focus on Fez's face as he said, "What new sweets are in demand?" The dancing jelly beans twirled and marched in the background repeating his words. "Want some candy in your hand?" Fez asked the television audience. "Come down to Fez's Candy Land!"

An aerial camera shot flew over the store displaying different colors and shapes of candy and ended with Fez's head popping out of a bowl of jelly beans. "A new location is opening in Chicago in December." The theme music faded out as the camera flashed on an edited sparkle added to Fez's smile.

The Kelso home broke out into applause for the new celebrity. Fez stood up and took a bow. "I'd like to thank my goddess, Jackie Burkhart for making me look so sexy on the TV. Now cotton candy jelly beans for everyone!"

*

"Hey babe, is the game over already?"

"Donna, come here – is that Fez? Fez - from Point Place?" Donna sat next to Randy on the love seat as they watched the candy commercial.

"I'll be damned. That is Fez!" She looked at her boyfriend of many years. "Randy, we should go for a visit."

With his perfectly coifed hair, Randy nodded in agreement. "It's the Christmas season after all."

*

"I said, turn that shit off. I don't even like football." He growled.

"Honey, you may want to see this." The dancing jelly beans whirled around Fez's head and ended with that sparkling smile.

"Well, look at that. Fez finally got his wish. Sam, get his phone number – looks like we need to take a little trip down south." Steven Hyde smiled at the thought.

*