Author's note: This isn't the last part. We still have the Epilogue. I'll be uploading it shortly after this. :D
Chapter 25 (Final)
Alan – Stop trying to damage the War Dragons. They're stronger and you are not powerful enough. No, doing 100 push-ups won't change that.
Astol – Smart move getting the hell away from Idoun's minions, but that wasn't an excuse to run out of the damn temple!
Barth – Just…make motivational speeches, in that corner there.
Bartre – Stop trying to damage the War Dragons. They're stronger and you are not powerful enough. No, that didn't mean I challenged you to an arm wrestling match.
Bors – Make sure Barth doesn't get in the way.
Cath – Do not use Gonzales as a human shield, even if he can still take absurdly high amounts of damage without needing help.
Cecilia – No, don't even try to Sleep or Berserk Idoun.
Chad – Do not use Lilina as a human shield, even if she can destroy the dragons before they get close to you.
Clarine – Are you kidding me? You pick now to debate whether or not you jump into Klein's or Rutger's arms in fear?
Dayan – Now every bow except the Miruge does nothing to these beasts. You should fall back.
Dieck – Stop trying to damage the War Dragons. They're stronger and you are not powerful enough. No, you shall not strip to fight "with no limits".
Dorothy – Get your tongue out of Saul's mouth this instant.
Douglas – Stop trying to damage the War Dragons. They're stronger and you are not powerful enough. No, your large form is going to be a hindrance, because they double you.
Echidna – Stop trying to damage the War Dragons. They're stronger and you are not powerful enough. No, your hormones aren't going to be raging right now for you to shrug off major wounds in the name of protecting your child.
Elen – You know the drill. Vaporize away!
Elphin – Tell Douglas to stop fighting, please.
Fa – It is tempting to have you battle Idoun, but I think Master Roy will do far better. Your dragonstone is about to break.
Fir – Stop trying to damage the War Dragons. They're stronger and you are not powerful enough. Three times zero is still zero.
Garrett – Stop trying to damage the War Dragons. They're stronger and you are not powerful enough. For god's sake, why do you keep getting critted?!
Geese – If you're going to shriek like a little girl again and run out of the temple in a panic, can you at least get Astol?
Gonzales – Keep attacking until everything that has scales is dead.
Hugh – Do not use Percival as a human shield, even if he can dodge attacks sometimes.
Igrene – Make sure your husband didn't skip town.
Karel – Huh. You can still hurt these things? And you say you haven't really been training all this time? I think you're just being modest.
Klein – You cannot hold both Clarine and Tate if they're both scared. Pick one.
Lalum – You are to stay far back from these dragons. It's not amusing for you to taunt and insult each one, only to scream loudly and beg Master Roy to save you when they roar and try to attack you. Karma is a bitch, isn't it?
Lance – Stop trying to damage the War Dragons. They're stronger and you are not powerful enough. No, a last-minute prayer isn't going to buff your strength.
Lilina – Continue your dragon-slaying wrath.
Lot - ….just stay in that corner.
Lugh – You are to stay at Garrett's side and make sure he doesn't bleed out.
Marcus – While it is discouraging to see just how much old age has zapped your former might away, I assure you, these War Dragons are really, really powerful.
Miledy – Nice touch, painting four red lines on your face out of dragon blood. Hath no fury like a princess's wife scorned.
Niime – You are in charge of Physicing anybody who is injured, so stop making passes at Yodel just to see how red he can get. Please do not say "once you go grey, you'll never stray".
Noah – Helping Fir isn't going to do anything. Two times zero is still zero.
Oujay – Oh, stop writing your will and what you want your tombstone to say. You won't die if you just stay back and let the divine weapons do what they're supposed to do.
Percival – Continue your murder spree.
Ray – Yes I know you spell the word as S-I-S-S-Y, but Bors still took offense. Go apologize to him.
Roy – The Sword of Seals is an utterly powerful weapon, exceeding the might of all seven divine weapons. So when you defeated Idoun in only two strikes, you shouldn't took the time to do that obnoxious dance. It was the sword, not you.
Rutger - Stop trying to damage the War Dragons. They're stronger and you are not powerful enough. Not even if you dye your hair black and face white. You look ridiculous.
Saul – You are not having "end of the world sex".
Shanna – The cheerleader costume was unexpected, but everyone can't focus if they're staring at your topless chest. Have some decency for this final battle.
Shin – Keep at the endless killing, please.
Sophia – Don't even think about it anymore, just keep obliterating these dragons.
Sue – There's no need to be jealous of Sophia. Honestly, you were second in line to get the Miurge, but Shin was just better.
Tate – No, flashing your own chest at Klein isn't going to give him the extra strength to protect you from these War Dragons. He's not like Master Roy. He just fainted out of shock.
Treck – Stop trying to damage the War Dragons. They're stronger and you are not powerful enough. No, this doesn't mean you should shrug and take a nap regardless.
Ward - Stop trying to damage the War Dragons. They're stronger and you are not powerful enough. You are perhaps the worst choice I could even think of to do this.
Wendy – Stop rubbing it in my face. Your zombie apocalypse weapons wouldn't matter in the end if you were to keep tripping and falling down.
Wolt - Do not use Master Roy as a human shield. He has no problems with using you as a shield.
Yodel – I'm glad you can….resist the temptation of Niime, but you might want to use your hat to cover your um….."cross". It has…..risen.
Yuno – The triangle attack is not having three pegasisters flash their breasts at the enemies while they all jump to make them bounce.
Zealot – Oh stop being so offended that we're staring. It's only natural your wife would have the largest bust size of her siblings. Even some dragons look impressed.
Zeiss – Fine, the next time dragons nearly take over the world (never), you can get the Malte then. Okay?