EPIC RAP BATTLES OF POKEMON!

GOLD!

VERSUS!

NATE!

BEGIN!

Nate: I'm fighting against a revamped, crappy sequel

But my game was so amazing that there is no equal.

Sloppy seconds was all that Johto had to offer

Along with this twisted metal version of Harry Potter.

You've got more filler than I have bridges

I'm cycling around picking up all my b****es

While you're just trying to avoid glitches

This kid's too big for his britches!

Come on mate. What kind of force do you think you command?

You're gonna lose our battle, so you'd better have your cash in hand.

Stop running around catching bugs, you frickin' emo druggie.

Because you're always gonna lose to that kid with the Caterpie.

Things are going to get Dark 'cause it's the win I'm gonna Steel.

When you step to Black 2, things start to get real.

Go back to your Trainer House to get screwed up beyond repair.

I guess we'll call you Bidoof, because you're Simple, Moody, Unaware.

Gold: Why do I have to compete with this shaggy haired jock?

His chances are like trying to score women like the gym leader Brock.

Now don't get me mixed up as just another random sequel,

After I single handedly tore up the root of all evil.

The flames of your defeat will soon be ignited,

When I break through the 4th wall like Lance's level 50 Dragonite.

Your journey's filled with nothing but a dull simple mission,

Then in the end your Elite Four will bow down in submission.

Your existence in this battle will hardly ever matter,

Because you're only just as good Joey's top percentage Ratatta.

As my rhymes get hotter, your victory moves farther-

when my partner Typhlosion gets into his prime time motion.

My insults hit you harder, so why do you even bother-

when you get the inside notion your dignity's been pried open.

I'm chopping and eating your rhymes like a Slowpoke's tail,

And soon you'll be the first ever human to learn the move Flail.

Nate: Weak and easily-defeated are the obstacles you hurdle

Whereas the battles I must face would make your blood curdle.

Gold? You sound like a crappy white rapper trying to compete!

Wait, that's exactly what you are.. So back off, kid, and take a seat.

I'm not going to be beaten by some chump on the Game Boy Color

Who's gay and bad with money so he gives it to his mother.

Your game's only bigger than mine if we're talking cartridge size.

I'm out! Black 2 has just caused your demise.

Gold: I'm the closest to perfection this franchise had ever seen!

While your greatest major flaw was when you could surf inside a tree!

You're just another shallow trainer who's friends with a Qwilfish-

While the champion stood back in awe of my superior battle skills.

16 badges is an accomplishment you'll never ever make,

I can easily crack you open like the opening daybreak.

I defeated the most powerful trainer which no one had ever done-

And that is what truly makes me the best who ever was.

WHO WON?

WHO'S NEXT?

YOU DECIDE!

Credit for Gold's verses go to ManWithAnImagination. Go check out his profile. And keep on suggesting battles.