AN: Oh, Doctor. You can't explain away Captain Jack.

Doctor:11th


John side-stepped around Sherlock and thought that giving this 'Captain' a pop in the mouth might be the best course of action when the Doctor came running into the room. He gave them a nervous smile.

"Sorry! Knew I shouldn't have left him alone when he was drunk."

"Ahhhh Doctor! It's all right! I'm just introducing myself to your gorgeous friends here." He gave John the same once-over he had given Sherlock. "I don't think we're going to have any problem."

John's eyes widened in alarm.

"He's not usually like this! Well…. He's not usually so blatant…What I mean is…"