LS67: Hello and welcome to another edition of True Shinobi!
Anko: You've been updating that other story of yours a lot lately... Have you given up on us, just because you got a few bad reviews?
LS67: Puh-Lease Anko chan! Even if I lose a few fans due to the way I choose to write this story, I'll never give up on you! I mean this story, hehe.
Naruto: Do you think you could explain the whole sexually transmitted jutsu?
LS67: Sure, the main reason I established that is A) Most people have it where whoever Naruto has sex with becomes immortal, or he gives them some mark granting them Bijuu powers of sorts. B) I truly believe you exchange more than just bodily fluids during sex. C) When you really think about it, Chakra is pretty much someone's soul in Naruto's universe and if it's true that people exchange pieces of their soul during sex, while why not jutsu? Besides, it's supposed to be confusing and annoying in the beginning, but I have plans for this kekkei genkai. Think of the possibilities if Naruto were to have sex with a certain girl and learn how to use katon. He could then learn to combine it with his fuuton and make Boil Release; hell he may even be able to learn Dust Release through this method; or someone else could. See, this way Naruto can't have sex with just anyone and the people he does have sex with will be people he truly treasures.
Naruto: So who am I with again?
LS67: Well right now no one. Just because you had sex with someone doesn't mean you're together; you have to hit it at least twice. We'll pretty much establish your harem that way. If you have sex with someone more than once, they're in your harem; simple no? And on with the story!
"There are nine levels of power..." (Speech)
"Rin, Kyo, Toh, Sha, Kai, Jin, Retsu, Zai, and Zen." (Thoughts)
"This is the Silent Way of the Mystic-Knights, the Moonlit Path of the Shadow-Warrior,
the Invisible Assassins of Feudal Japan, the NINJA." (Bijuu or higher Deity)
This is the story of Uzumaki Naruto, the True Shinobi. (Narration)
True Shinobi
"Anymore bright ideas bakas?!" Sakura screams at Naruto and Dontez, who is still groggy from using so much chakra.
"Didn't I just save your life?" Dontez asks, too tired to really get into an argument with the loud banshee.
"That's not the point! We lost all of our map pieces back there, how are we going to find the right island now?" Sakura asks. Thanks to her destructive teammates, her and, more importantly, Sasuke could kiss their chances of advancing goodbye!
"You were in the ship pretty much the entire battle! Why didn't YOU grab the scrolls hmm? You're always so quick to blame others, when you do nothing to help! Sure you healed Sasuke, but what about Dontez kun and I huh? If you haven't noticed, we're on this team too! We barely made it out of that battle alive! Look at us, Dontez can barely move, Sasuke's arm is pretty much useless and I only have enough chakra to make ONE kage bunshin. What about you?" Naruto asks, tired of the pink haired girl's bitching and moaning. What do you have to do to impress this girl, have a spinning red eye?
"Hey I'm plenty useful! Like you said, I healed Sasuke during the battle. If not for him-" Sakura starts, but Naruto doesn't let her finish.
"Oh what if not for him, we'd be died?" Naruto asks, finishing her statement for her.
"Well... Yeah! His Lightning Release: Ion Charge was sooo cool and the way he beat those lava monsters was awesome! If not for that Iwa bitch tricking him with that Lava bunshin, he'd beaten her easily." Sakura says with the utmost confidence. Having had enough of his teammate's delusions, Naruto uses his Kistune Henge to transform himself into his female alter ego, Naruko and uses the remainder of her chakra to bitch slap Sakura to the other side of the ship.
"Stop making excuses for him! He lost, end of fucking story! For Kami's sake his entire arm is encased in harden lava ; I couldn't think of a better definition of the word, lose; failure!" Naruto rants, the fatigue and near chakra exhaustion finally waning on his sanity. Sasuke drags his encased arm, trying to break free of still hot rocks.
"Don't lump me in with you Dobe. I have plenty of chakra to spare, not to mention I still have one arm." Sasuke says smugly. Digging into his pocket, the Uchiha pulls out Basan's feather and motions for Sakura to take it.
"Don't worry Sakura chan, Basan will guide you." Sasuke instructs. With eager hands Sakura accepts Basan's feather and immediately bonds with the creature.
"So the Uchiha finally learned how to ask for help ay? I suppose I can help just this once, listen up Pinkie!" Basan swquaks demonically, frightening Sakura to her core.
"Oh my Kami I'm hearing voices..." Sakura says to herself,
"No Shit Sakura, I talk to you all the time Dammit!" Inner Sakura roars, loud enough for Basan and Sasuke to hear.
"Holy shit I can hear her thoughts..." Sasuke says with horror, once Sakura realizes this, her eyes turn to hearts and her mind fills with all kinds of girly fantasies of her and her Sasuke kun. Basan chuckles deeply, guiding the Haruno's hand in craving the rock off of Sasuke's arm.
"The Basan wants to do healing! OOOO you think you can heal Basan, huh? The Uchiha wants to see some healing, let's give him healing! Bring the black kid in close, Naruto!" Kurama orders, Naruto simply follows suit and uses binding clothe, from a fuuin on his palm, to wrap around Dontez and bring him over towards him. Kurama reveals himself, in his scroll form, red eye glaring at Sasuke, who cowers at the devilish intent. Unraveling himself, Sasuke watches in awed horror, a Kyuubi pelt, with a single tail, forms a complete circle around the Alexandros clansmen.
"So the Kistune has snuck past the harvester's fence." Basan says, recognizing the foul youki. Sasuke watches a flash of red and wild chakra, no power, from behind the Kyuubi pelt. Next he knows, the pelt ravels back up and disappears, but not before a demonic tongue blows rasberries at Sasuke. Both Naruto and Dontez's wounds are healed, though you could tell they weren't at maximum output.
"You couldn't spare two tails?" Naruto asks Kurama, who just shrugs his shoulders.
"One tail is all you get for free. Once you make me a Kyuubi Bunshin, then we'll take more." Kurama says with a toothy grin; damn near fox look. Sasuke couldn't believe what his own Sharingan was telling him.
"How can he have such power?! It was so potent it was like looking at the sun! My flames are no where near that high!" Sasuke rants mentally, trying to comprehend how Naruto, a nobody orphan, could obtain such power!
"I don't have time to hold your hands. If you haven't noticed, our lives are at stack here. This isn't some obstacle course in the Academy where the instructors stop once someone gets hurt; this is Wave Mission times 100!" Naruto says, trying to keep his calm. They were being filmed after all, they couldn't afford to show weakness; they were representing Konoha... What a mo... Naruto smiles devilishly, scaring all that know him.
"You know what, do whatever you want. If you want to die, be my guest." Naruto says, giving Dontez a mental signal. Slamming a palm on the ship, it splits down the middle; Sasuke and Sakura on one side, Naruto and Dontez on the other.
"What are you doing?!" Sakura yells, her voice echoing in the distance. The two halves become two separate ships, the waves carrying them in opposite directions.
"I'm giving you what you want. Since you and Sasuke make such a great team, I figured us Dobes would just stick together." Naruto says, throwing his arm over Dontez shoulder, who does the same with a smirk.
"You two have fun now. Don't do anything I would do!" Dontez says, making paddles out of his C1 and hands one to Naruto.
"Wait, if something happens to us, you two will fail too!" Sasuke roars, outraged at the thought of staying with... Sakura ugh as in "I'm an Ugly Girl in an Ugly World" Sakura.
"Not really, see if both of you were to fail, or die, all we would have to do is adopt someone from one of the four men cells; only teams of three are really needed. Konoha just started the four men cell our Graduating year, so there wasn't time to amend the rules." Naruto says, with that said, both Alexandros clansmen wind their paddles back and literally whack the water with them. In two explosive bubbles, their rocketed away from Sasuke and Sakura; Naruto salutes them while he's leaving.
Meanwhile in Konohagakure...
Outrage roared throughout Konoha, the viewers of the Chunin Exams calling for Naruto's head.
"How dare he abandon Sasuke kun in such a dire situation?!" a slim merchant asks. Many insults, slurs and displays of ignorance are thrown on Naruto's name, until a kunai is lodged into the screen, shattering the monitor to pieces.
"SHUT UP MAGGOTS!" Anko yells, unleashing a burst of KI, that stuns all below Chunin. The Sandaime takes a drag of his pipe and smirks.
"As the brats assistant sensei, I can say this is the best thing that can happen right now. The Uchiha needs to understand that his name won't get him far outside of Konoha, where his dick is sucked 24/7 by you civilians! Meanwhile, you stand there, spitting on Naruto kun's name, like he's nothing!" Anko roars, tired of the civilians' ego stroking of Sasuke.
"Tsk of course the Snake Bitch takes the pariah's side. Find yourself a foul little mate?" an nameless Jounin says. Anko looks the Jounin in the eye, sealing his fate in a genjutsu flash. Inside the genjutsu, the Jounin saw what appeared to be snakes coming out of Anko's hair and then he was turned to stone. The Jounin falls down unconscious, the Snake Mistress sends a glare around, daring anyone to say something; no one does. With a sigh, the Sandaime snaps his fingers, a squad of four shinobi appear on the television and begin to run fuuin through it; slowing fixing the damage.
Outside the stadium, Apollo sees everything through Amira's right eye. He makes sure to spy on Axel and the Iwa Kunoichi.
"That Lava Release will definitely be a problem if she finds out its potential... Not to mention Axel's ass is there; I knew I should have used my Astral Body Possession (Seikitai Shoji) jutsu to possess one of those Genin." Apollo whines, not liking the idea of the clan traitor in an exam with his son and clansmen.
"As if a mere Genin could hold our astrals inside their bodies; hell only a Kage could hold them." Amira says to him via their spiritual bond. As if sensing them, Axel looks right at them, before he smiles and words "I'm going to kill them all."
"Well shit..." Apollo moans, hoping they're training so far had been enough.
With Naruto...
Team Alexandros courses in their ship, the waves carrying them along its own path. The night wind blows, carrying a cold chill from the sea waters; the strong scent of salt crop dusting the air.
"Wonderful night for cruising, wouldn't you say Donny?" Naruto says, finding time to train himself even while in the Chunin Exams. The blonde Jinchuuriki anchors his back onto hull of the ship, making sure he's high enough to avoid drowning.
"Wonderful night for snoozing, I'm calling it a night. Kyuubi healing or not, my body's pretty spent." Dontez admits, sitting in the crow's nest high above the ship, pillow and blanket already bundled. Without another word, the bomber Alexandros men allows sleep to claim him. To the untrained eye, Dontez was simply sleeping, but to the Shingan, one can see the Cosmic and Natural Energy gather and absorb into his body.
"To think, everyday we collect Natural and Cosmic Energy in our sleep. Sure it's no Bijuu, but if I could find a way to harness it..." Naruto ponders, watching Natural and Cosmic Energy shoot from the ground below and the stars above, showering the sky in rays of green and violet energy. It was a time for rest, the only legit way to soak up some Cosmic and Natural rays; so to speak. With that in mind, Naruto climbs on deck, makes a Kage Bunshin and uses Kyuubi's pelt to keep himself warm, before he falls asleep.
With Team Eight...
"Are you sure that's him? I can barely smell anything due to all the salt." Kiba says, having to use nose plugs to keep from getting dizzy; same for Akamaru.
"I'm sure, all Alexandros are bound with a fuuin that tells us when an Alexandros clansmen is near. I tinkered with the fuuin a bit to really act up when Naruto's near." Angel says, a fuuin on her right thigh blares red, causing her to kick her leg; like a cat.
"Why would you have that there?" Hinata asks, though she has a sneaky suspension she knew exactly why.
"Where else would I put it? My entire body is rigged with all kinds of fuuin, designed to do all kinds of hanis acts; I girl's gotta have a few play fuuin around. Ooooo he's close!" Angel says and sure enough, Team Alexandros ship sails next to them. When the two ships collide, the small shock awakens Dontez and Naruto, who instantly note the Iwa flag.
"Shit we're under attack, Naruto, Phoenix Drop combination!" Dontez orders, Naruto instantly unseals a huge scroll and makes to unravel it, before he is tackled in an instant by a yellow blur. The minute a tongue grazes his cheek, he knows instantly who it is. Dontez lowers his guard to a minimum, knowing that in this exams even clansmen were potential enemies.
"Is this going to be a thing?" Naruto acts, face blush red, though he makes no move to stop her. Angel takes a few more licks of Naruto's cheeks before she seemingly savors the thought.
"Why are you here Angel chan? Come to take our map pieces?" Dontez asks, trying to put up a front by oozing C1 around his hands. The rest of Team Eight boards Team Alexandros' ship, taking a moment to admire the craftsmanship.
"I gotts hand it to you, Dontez kun. You really out did yourself, too bad it cost you your map pieces." Angel says with a knowing smirk. Dontez and Naruto steel their expression, both looking at Shino, seeing two insects fly off them and onto his fingers. Angel scoffs and looks at Naruto with an unusually calm face.
"Look Naru kun, we both know this is going to happen. You should just be a man and pick a date already." Angel says bluntly, causing everyone, even Shino, to stare in awe at her bold words.
"A date for?" Naruto asks, causing everyone to face fault, before Angel gets back up and slaps the blonde upside the head.
"Must you be so dense?! I want you to... Damn these cameras..." Angel says, realizing the cameras focusing on her.
"AREN'T THERE OTHER PEOPLE FIGHTING FOR THEIR LIVES SOMEWHERE OUT THERE?!" Angel roars, looking right at the cameras, scaring 'Amira' (Phoenix Bunshin) away to a less violent competitor. Once the cameras were all off them, Angel pulls Naruto over to the side, making sure no one follows. Once they were far enough, she seals them both inside a soundproof bubble.
"Naruto kun, I want you to have sex with me." Angel says, not knowing how else to really say it. She thought she made it clear throughout their time together, but the blonde Jinchuuriki was denser than the Crystal Release! If Naruto was honest with himself, he saw this coming. Deep down, he always knew she wanted him, but didn't reciptate it out of some sense of pride. It didn't seem right them being together; being in the same clan.
"Why Angel chan? You can have any non Alexandros guy you wanted." Naruto says, trying to hold on to how their relationship is now. Them harmlessly flirting, teasing one another, not getting killed by her father.
"I understand that, but I want you baka. I don't care if you were a part of this clan or not. I know this clan like the back of my hand, I've been primed to be the next clan matriarch since before I could walk. If there was a rule for me to break, I'd break it, but there isn't. Once your virginity was taken, all restrictions on you were lifted." Angel says, confessing her heart and pouring her soul to the stunned Naruto.
"Dammit Angel chan, I can't give you the love you deserve! I-I can't escape this CRA, you know this clan. You know I'll have to share you with other women; hell most likely Fuu. I can't ask you to settle for me, when you could have better." Naruto says, a few tears falling from his eyes. How he wanted to give Angel what she wanted, what he wanted, but that wouldn't be fair to her; to any woman.
"Naruto kun, I knew about the CRA the minute you were adopted into the clan. I've had years to accept this and while Fuu beating me irked the hell out of me, I'm still in the game." Angel says, wiping the tears off his face and licking them. Unsealing two map pieces, she rolls them up and holds them out towards Naruto.
"I'll give you these map pieces in exchange for two favors." Angel says, twirling the map pieces in her hand and swaying her hips side to side. Naruto just sighs, knowing he was pretty much at her mercy.
"Those favors would be?" Naruto asks, having an idea what one would be.
"Favor One: Tell me where Sakura is." Angel says, surprising Naruto and sparking his curiosity.
"Done. She's southwest of here, I sent her and Sasuke away from most enemy ships. They're probably half an hour away from here; why do you want to know?" Naruto asks. From Angel's ear, one of Shino's insects flies off in the direction Naruto said. Using some Jinton chakra it got from Angel, the insect zips through the air at break neck speeds.
"While we're waiting, why don't we just get it over with? I'll have sex with you Angel, but not here." Naruto says; hey if you've done it once. Angel tries to play it cool, but the stray tear and roaring sexual energy gives her away.
"Oh don't worry, I'll pick the time and place; you just be ready. Now if you'll excuse me, I have a banshee to silence." Angel says, giving Naruto a sloppy kiss, to give him a taste of what was to come. Her lips were so firm, the kiss literally took his breath away, a small trail of saliva still connects their lips when she parts. With a wave, Angel leaves the soundproof bubble, Hinata glaring her Byakugan at her.
"You do know I can read lips right?" Hinata asks, burning determination coursing through her system.
"You better get in the game Hina chan, only six slots left and about three are already taken." Angel says, grinning a neko's grin, with matching blonde cat ears and tail. With their business taken care of, Team Eight boards their ship and heads towards Sakura and Sasuke's ship.
"Should we follow them? They do have all the map pieces." Dontez asks, though once he said it, he realized how bad of an idea that was.
"Where's the fun in that? Besides, I feel like I'm at about 75% chakra; that's easily Low Chunin." Naruto says, giving his body a light workout of jabbing, kicking and stretching. He could feel how tight and locked up his joints were, how sore his hands were from using so many hand seals, but at least he still had plenty of tools to use. Unsealing his Jet stream (Jetto Kiryuu), the blonde Jinchuuriki gives it some practice swings, until he decides reserve grip is best for the weapon. With his lead hand, he summons an ordinary tanto before he dual wields both with sly grace.
"I guess I'm down for a little treasure hunting, I'm in a pirate ship; might as well loot people naked." Dontez says, making a Rapier out of C1. From the back of the ship, a cannon is shaped from the hull and fires a massive cannonball of C1, the resulting explosion creates massive waves that rock their boat towards the enemy ships.
With Fuu...
"Oh cruel irony..." Fuu says, her entire body sealed within a giant insect jar, fuuin arrays sealing the lid shut. She had spent an hour trying to force her way out with the Jiongu, even Nanabi's youki seemed to only bounce off the reflective surface. Once night had blanketed the sky with the moon and stars, the mint green Jinchuuriki had decided sleep was her best option. Once inside her mindscape, Fuu instantly appears next to Nanabi and Noel's tree, both being waiting for her.
"Alright so what's the plan?" Fuu asks, dropping her normally cheerful demeanor for that of a serious kunoichi; eyes like orange fire and expression of steel.
"Well we know they're here to remove Choomei kun from you; that means they're either seal masters, or really arrogant." Noel says. From the skies of her mindscape, Fuu can see two portals open, revealing what is happening all around her unconscious body. She was out of the insect jar, her bare back was exposed, revealing Nanabi's fuuin, a complex tribal armored kabutomushi, with six wings on its back and one tail. Inside the right set of wings are the kanji for 'Peace', 'Love', 'Tranquility.' and inside the left set are the kanji for 'War', 'Hate', 'Chaos'.
"This is the Shodai Takikage's grand fuuin, the Heaven and Earth Sealing Style (Tenchi no Fuuin Shiki)" a cloaked Taki nin, with the Taki insignia etched into his hood, marvels. Before he can touch the seal, a firm hands stops him.
"Don't even think of touching my grandfather's fuuin! The likes of you couldn't possibly understand the dangers a single touch could impose." a silver haired girl, with sharp green eyes and black eye liner in a frilly design, barks, tossing his hand away from Fuu.
"That's Shinrai chan... They got her to do this... To betray me and her grandfather..." Fuu says, her once happy and cheerful mindscape begins to darken, lightning clouds form and boom with powerful flashes.
"Poor Fuu chan, I can't let them do this to you." Shinrai whispers, causing the dark clouds to lift almost instantly. Fuu couldn't control the tears that fell down her face. While her teammates were making sure Fuu's team, nor any other enemies, would disturb them, the silver haired girl places her hands over Fuu's fuuin, her hands glowing a mystic blue. Shinari's eyes go wide for a second, before she smirks and rises to her feet.
"There is nothing wrong with my grandfather's fuuin; it is working perfectly." Shinrai announces, before she walks from Fuu, making sure her face shows no ill intent. With the word given, the two Taki nin pull out one enormous scroll, unravel it and spread their blood across its long sheet. In a plume of smoke, Taki's own squad of Fuuin Masters appears on the ship.
"You have done well Shinrai chan, you have served your village well." one of the Fuuin masters says, placing his hand on her shoulder, before he joins his team around Fuu. Each master pulls out a small scroll, each having one of the corresponding kanji on it. Channeling their chakra masterfully, the scrolls are engulfed in chakra, before they slam their scrolls on Fuu's fuuin. Kanji and other fuuin arrays, pour off the scrolls and etches themselves inside the fuuin. Green youki erupts from the fuuin, shocking everyone, but Shinrai, away from the mint green Jinchuuriki forcefully. The Alexandros crest forms in the center of Fuu's fuuin, but instead of overlapping the two fuuins, it improves the already strong fuuin.
"How is this possible? There are no records of the Shodai Takikage placing two fuuin on the girl." one of the Fuuin masters says, before realization hits him. He sends a glare at Shinrai, who just shrugs her shoulders, blowing him a raspberry.
"I told you there was nothing wrong with his fuuin; in fact, it's working better than ever. You didn't think Konoha, no the Alexandros clan would go to some much trouble to have her and not make sure her fuuin was reinforced?" Shinrai asks, before she is picked up harshly by the neck.
"Do you have any idea what you've done? Quickly, place her inside the jar!" the lead Fuuin master says, realizing just how much trouble they were in. The cameras instantly zoom in on them, showing Takigakure pretty much breaking their alliance and declaring war by stealing one of its kunoichi. Before the genin team can even pick up the jar, Fuu slams her fist into the ship, pumping the leaked Nanabi youki into her fist. A hole is literally blown into the ship, water gushes out and begins to fill the ship.
"You want Nanabi that badly? I'll give you your treasured weapon ten fold!" Fuu roars, feeling her rage and resentment bubble to an all time high. They just couldn't let her go, couldn't let her be happy for once in her life. They would always try to take her back to that hell, but she wouldn't go back without a fight. Sensing her flaring emotions, Noel decides now was the time to step in. In an instant, her mask materializes around Fuu's face, and her spirit wraps the mint green Jinchuuriki in an embrace of warmth.
"Remember Fuu, no matter what they throw at you, you'll always have people to back up. You're not alone, you have Choomei kun, me, Naruto kun, and everyone you've befriended in Konoha." Noel says. As if to drive the point home, a blunted arrow, with poison on the tip, nails the Fuuin master chocking Shinrai in the head. His grip relaxes, before he slumps over, drooling. Not even a second later, several arrows, shuriken and senbon are fired in rapid succession, each hitting their marks perfectly; lodging themselves inside some poor Taki nin's body.
"Do not fear Fuu, for Konoha's Beautiful Green Wild Beast, Lee is here! Leaf Great Whirlwind (Konoha Daisenpuu)!" Lee roars, unleashing a series of kicking attacks, starting from a low kick and linking into a middle kick and high kick then finishing off with a heel drop. With two of the Fuuin masters taken out, Fuu calms down; the Nanabi's youki subsiding.
Before the remaining Taki nin can do anything, Neji stands in the center of them, envisioning a green Eight Trigram circle imprisons them.
"You are in the field of my divination, pay for your crimes against Fuu chan!" Neji roars, unleashing series of violent blows on all trapped within his field of vision. With each strike, he envisioned the enemy taking Fuu away, just like Kumo tried to take Hinata away, resulting in his father's death.
"Two palms!" Neji chants, striking each of the Taki nin twice in rapid succession.
"Four palms!" Neji chants, his palms getting quicker and more precise.
"Eight palms!" Neji chants, almost doubling his speed!
"Sixteen palms!" Neji chants, his hands mere blurs now. By this time, all the Taki nin spew blood from their mouths, but Neji doesn't stop. He pumps even more chakra into his palms, his goal set in mind.
"Thirty two palms! Neji chants, almost finished closing all of the Taki nin's chakra points (Tenketsu) in their Chakra systems.
"Sixty four palms!" Neji chants, finishing his attack unleashing final bursts through the Taki nin's chests; killing them painfully. Their bodies crash on the ship, motionless with dead eyes. Neji starts to hyperventilate, his mind finally catching up with his actions. He tries to calm his shaky breathing, deactivating his Byakugan. Offering a shaky hand to Fuu, the stunned mint green Jinchuuriki accepts his hand.
"Are you alright Fuu chan?" Neji asks, his eyes taking on a heavy and dark tone.
"I'm fine, you look like shit though." Fuu says, patting Neji on the back affectionately. Soon the other members of Team Guy offer their support to the Hyuuga Prodigy
"So should we raid?" Tenten asks, getting that all too familiar itch. Before they can even consider their possibilities, a whirlwind appears in the center of the Taki's ship, revealing Naruto and Dontez. Making his trademark cross seal, the blonde Jinchuuriki makes several Kage Bunshin, who use the smoke to conceal themselves. Activating his Byakugan, Neji frowns at the silhouettes of chakra dash across the ship. Before the Kage Bunshin can even reach Team Guy, they are crushed by a giant, spiked, iron ball; courtesy of Tenten.
"Come on Naru chan, I basically grew up with you; you didn't think I'd have found a weapon to take care of your Kage Bunshin? Say hello to Jidanda!" Tenten says with a confident air. Naruto smirks, making a squad of Kage Bunshin and sends them after the Taki corpses.
"He didn't take the bet ay, it'd be boring if he fell so easily." Tenten thinks. Expanding the handle of her weapon, the weapon mistress swings Jidanda like a huge flail, whacking the Kage Bunshin's out of existence.
"Face it Naruto, any encounter you have with our team will end in your failure." Neji says, taking up the Gentle Fist stance. Before anyone can realize, Lee zooms in front of Naruto and launches a powerful lateral kick aimed at his head.
"Leaf Great Flash (Konoha Daisenkoo)!" Lee roars, mere inches from hitting Naruto, only for the blonde to duck his head out of the way. Not one to give up so easily,
"Dynamic Action!" Lee roars, flipping towards Naruto and unleashes a series of punches and kicks, that the blonde barely evades; a few hits catching him.
"Leaf Gale (Konoha Reppuu)!" Lee roars, doing a rear spinning low kick, lowering Naruto off balance and sending him flying; only for Dontez to catch him.
"Enough." Fuu says simply. Neji deactivates his Byakugan, Lee drops his Strong fist stance, Tenten reseals her weapons and Naruto just looks confused.
"That's it? After all that hype, we're just ending it?" Naruto asks, a bit disappointed in the lack of action going on. He figured the minute he separated himself from Sasuke and Sakura, trouble would be all over him.
"Maybe Sasuke is the reason I get into so much shit... I wonder how they're doing?..." Naruto asks, feeling a bit guilty for leaving them to their fates; well it had to happen sometime.
With Team Seven...
Sakura didn't know whether to be happy Naruto ditched them or pissed! While she was spending time with her Sasuke kun, two wasn't as good as four and she knew it. She couldn't deny Naruto was powerful, not as powerful as Sasuke, but still.
"Come on Sakura, we could be ambushed at any minute." Sasuke orders, his, three tomoe, Sharingan whirling in alert. Sakura jumps at the harsh tone, but quickens her pace, increasing the amount of chakra she added to Basan's wicked healing jutsu. Once the rock shell was completely removed, the cherry blossom gasps in horror at the severe burns on his arm; it was more black crust than skin. Sasuke's keen eyes lock onto an incoming Iwa ship, panic begins to ensue.
"SAKURA, We're under attack! You have to heal my arm NOW; It;s our only chance!" Sasuke yells, but it's too late. Four figures appear on the ship, shocking the remaining members of team seven.
"That looks awful, Hina chan; do you think burn cream can help?" Angel asks, deciding to help; they were Konoha nin after all.
"Do I have to?" Hinata asks, shocking those not used to her new change in attitude; Sasuke, Sakura and Kiba.
"It would show the Will of Fire the Sandaime's always going on about." Angel says with a giggle.
"When you put it that way..." Hinata says with a sigh. Taking out a vial of cream, the Hyuuga Princess begins to rub dabs over his burns.
"In the mean time, Sakura I have a proposition for you." Angel says with a wicked smirk, scaring Sakura a bit.
"And that would be?" Sakura asks.
"I'll give you all of our scrolls if you can beat me in a battle." Angel says, unsealing a completed map.
"Me fight you? Don't be crazy, the minute I start mopping the floor with you, your teammates' will jump in." Sakura says, not believing a single word she said. She knew Angel was kunoichi of the year for a reason.
"I don't need my team to handle a little girl playing kunoichi." Angel says darkly, calmly strolling over towards Sakura, who can sense an ominous presence surrounding her. Next thing she knows, Angel vanishes in thin air.
"Y-you one trick pony!" Sakura yells out of panic. In a blink of an eye, Angel appears in front of Sakura, her fist just inches from her fist.
"Excuses, excuses... Fine, if it makes you feel better; no jinton, no jutsu." Angel says, taking her clan's stance of Wing Chun. Her body is firm, yet flexible and she oozes balance. Sakura shakily assumes the Academy taijutsu before she rushes her. Angel awaits her foe, before she easily evades and unleashes a chain of right, left, right vertical punches, followed by four palm strikes to her chest. Sakura is forced tumbling backwards, her body badly bruised. The pink haired girl struggles back to her feet, tears falling down her face by the gallons.
"Look at yourself, I've barely started and you're already down. I expected your pain tolerance to be much higher by now, with Anko senpai as your sensei." Angel says, walking over to Sakura, who tries to throw out a weak punch, but Angel catches it and strikes the pink haired girl in the side of her head with an L hook, causing the side of her head to burst open in blood. Picking her up by her pink long hair, Angel does her favor and cuts it down to a more reasonable length before she tosses her over to Hinata.
"Clean that shit up when you can. After that, we're leaving these chumps for the island." Angel says, stretching her body in odd angles. Maybe now she'd understand how hard life as a shinobi can be...
And scene! Wooo hope you all enjoy this chapter! It was a labor of love :P