A.N.- Now that it's morning, I can finally write a little better. Gaahh, (). Seriously! You kept me up till midnight forcing me to write! AND YOU HAVE THE NERVE TO COMPLAIN ABOUT WHAT I WROTE! There will be a Q and A session today to clarify a little bit about Tenko, then. For now, we're going to the final battle of Star Wars. Next chapter will cover the Ewok party on Endor. And then I'm moving on to a sequel in which our heroes visit the clone wars. Is it clear?

Good. Hope everyone enjoys this chapter.

Paco and Tenko stared with wide eyes from behind the wall as Luke battled Vader. They were totally unnoticed.

Yeah right. As if.

Vader looked up and breathed harshly through his mask. "I sense a familiar presence in the force!" Grabbing Luke with one arm, he strode over to where Tenko and Paco were hiding themselves and unveiled them.

crickets chirp

"Hey," said Paco "That's weird. I didn't know that there were crickets on spaceships. I wonder if I can find out what temperature it is. This room feels rather cold."

As Paco rambled on, Vader and Tenko engaged in a fight, Luke still restrained under Vader's arm, trying to force his way out of the grasp and failing miserably.

"DIE, FORMER APPRENTICE!" screeched Vader

Tenko glared. "DIE, YOU LAME OUT OF CHARACTER SITH LORD! YOU HAVE NOTHING ON GRIEVOUS!"

As she said this, she struck at his arm and Luke managed to roll free. Feeling rather terrified (and I guess OOC), he huddled next to Paco who was STILL talking.

"-my little brother sure liked Christmas." he turned around and noticed Luke. "Say, Luke, what about your family?"

Luke looked up to were Vader and Tenko were at each others throats. Literally. (they were attempting to force choke each other)

"Well," said Luke "I reckon my dad doesn't like Christmas very much. What do you think?"

Paco looked up for a while and considered it.

"Yeah. He probably isn't a big Christmas person."

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RUBY: Ah, I'm tired. Too bad, I guess. So, let's start. Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today-

PACO: Um, Ruby? Nobodies getting married.

RUBY: Let me finish! We are gathered here today to explain a little more about Tenko.

TENKO: You better. What's up with me being a sweet little girl, huh?

CARYS: But you were a sweet little girl!

TENKO: I WAS NOT!

RUBY: Stop! I'm sorry, okay? Here's the deal. Tenko was not a sweet little girl. She was just slightly more mild than she is now, that's all. I wanted to convey the impression that she was milder when she was younger. 'Sides, imagine how cute a chibi Tenko would be!

SEAN: Yeah, that's true. But what's up with () drawing me with sparkly eyes?

CARYS:... Sean, you still have sparkly eyes.

SEAN: 0_0

CARYS: On another note- TENKO! HOW COULD YOU! I TRUSTED YOU! BUT YOU KILLED MY NICK! I CAN'TBELIEVE YOU DID THAT!

PACO: Oh, I can.

CARYS: -AND I NEVER FOUND HIS BODY! BUT I BET'S IT'S ALL SMUSHED UP WITH BLOOD ALL OVER!

RUBY: Carys, calm down! This is supposed to have a T rating! We don't need graphic violence!

TENKO: How is that graphic violence? I've seen way worse than that.

CARYS: THAT'S CAUSE YOU'RE A MURDERER!

RUBY: Carys! I said stop!

SEAN: Hey, it's alright. If you never found the body, maybe he's alive!

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crickets chirp in the background

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