Dear Mr Prussia,

Why didn't you tell you weren't a churchgoer. Maybe you felt sorry for me. I bet you thought Sad Old Armenia is boring and ugly. You made me cry.

Armenia

!#$%^&*

Armenia,

I usually don't go to church. But, I thought I could pray to old Fritz.

I apologize, Armenia. It's very unawesome to make people cry.

~The Awesome Prussia