Alright guys, girls, and things in between, TDRW is officially back in business! My other story is now complete, so now, imma gonna do this one! :D Ok, challenge day! I know I am a horrible person for not updating, and I don't really have a reason...but I hope ya'll forgive meh! ! !

Chris stands on the DOS, smiling on the camera. "Hello, and welcome back to Total Drama Return to Wawanakwa. Last time, they had to go up against their hardest challenge yet...Chef's cooking.*shows Chef wheeling in plates of horrible food* Many threw up.*shows Orion* Many tapped out.*shows Jeremiah* And one made it to the top...of the cake, that is. *shows Tonia* What is todays challenge? Who will win, and who will have to take the walk of shame? Find out, right here! On Total. Drama. Return to Wawanakwa!"

*theme song plays*

*On DOS*

Lauren, Brooke, Tonia, Jeremiah, Troy, John, Deacon, Eyrik, Beatrice, Jada, Orion, Rain, and Ren stood on the DOS waiting for Chris. Suddenly, they heard a motor of a helicopter, and looked up. It was Chris, Chef and an intern...possibly Jonathan? Eh, who cares. Anyway, Chris took out a megaphone and shouted.

"You task...survive!" Then, the aircraft took off...probably to a 5 star hotel...damn Chris.

"What does he mean by, 'Survive'?" Deacon asked.

"Oh, you know," Jada said, "to live, to not die, to not let someone or something kill you..."

"I know what it means!" he shouted. "I just don't understand the challenge."

"Well," Brooke said, "due to my knowledge of Chris and his challenges, he probably set someone and/or something dangerous free to come after us. But due to his need for publicity, he can't and won't kill us, so we needn't worry."

*wherever Chris is*

"Awww Brooke sucks the fun out of everything."

*back with the others*

"Well, if you say so." Beatrice said stretching. "If all we need to do is not get caught...I'm taking a nap. Night!" she rolled(skates remember?) to her cabin.

"Be sure to lock the door Trixie!" Rain called after her, "So you don't die!"

"Will do!" she called back.

"Now what then?" John inquired. Everyone shrugged and just did their own thing.

*5 o clock*

Everyone sat around the small campfire. Even Eyrik decided to join the group. No one said a word, but every once in a while, someone would sigh heavily.

Confessionals:

Lauren: Have you ever wondered why McLean is so damn stupid? I have. I mean, he just gave us a wonderful day off! Thanks Chris. *blows a kiss*

Jeremiah: Whats takin so long? We've been doin nothin for hours, and no evil person whachamacallit showed up! NONE!

Jada: Somethings fishy about this...

Orion: So bored...so bored...

Troy: Ugh...I've been carving ninja stars out of wood all day!*Holds up 3*These are perfect!*Holds up 2 more*These are ok...*begins working an a 6th*

Eyrik:(I know he don't say much, but he still needs his own confessional, right?) *He leans against the wall...thinking. Suddenly, he sits up straight.* Nighttime...*he runs out*

"I'm gonna die of boredom!" John said, collapsing off his rock and onto the ground. Tonia giggled.

"Relax John, I'm sure it's not that serious." everyone either smiled or laughed. Suddenly, Eyrik comes and says:

"We need to hide."

"What d'you mean?" Jeremiah asked.

"I think I know!" Tonia said.

"Well?" Lauren asked impatiently.

"it's nighttime! Of course the evil badguy whatever wouldn't attack us before! It was daytime! Everyone knows badguys attack at night." Eyrik nodded.

"Well," Jada said standing up. "My team and I bid you adieu. We have a challenge to win." Her team also stood up. Deacon also stood up.

"No way!" he shouted. "Me and my team are gonna win!"

"Bring it!"

"We will!"

"Fine!"

"FINE!"

"FINE!" the 2 glared at each other before backing away slowly.

*Killer Apes*

"What do we do, what do we do, what do we do, WHAT DO WE DO? ! ? ! ? !" Jada began panicking.

Confessional:

Jada: WHAT THE HECK AM I SUPPOSED TO DO? ! ? ! ? ! HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO ACT IF THERE'S A PSYCHO PERSON AFTER MEEEEE? ? ? ?

Orion chuckled, "Aren't you supposed to be our leader or something?" he asked with a smirk. Jada chucked a pillow at him.(they were in the boy's cabin)

"Shut it Ori!"

"Well," Trixie said. "Mickey did give me something back on Playa De Losers...something that might help..." everyone lean forward in interest.

"Do tell." Rain said with a smirk. She stood.

"Stay here, it's in the other cabin." the team nodded. She walked outside. "Hmm. Sun's almost down." she said, squinting at the sun. She walked next door to her cabin, opened the door, and screamed.

*Screaming Emus*

"So what do we do?"Deacon asked. Brooke shrugged.

"Survive."

"Okaaaay." Lauren rolled her eyes. "How do we do that?" she asked rudely.

"Stay together. Strength in numbers, right?" Eyrik nodded.

"Exactly." Tonia also nodded.

"Good thinking Brooke." Tonia said.

"So we jus' stay in here?" Jeremiah asked.

"Guess so." Troy answered.

"Gotta say, This ain't the best challenge Chris has come up with."

"True. True." all of a sudden, they hear a bloodcurdling scream.

"What was that?" Tonia asked.

"I'm afraid, you all go look." Lauren said, curling up into a ball on her bunk. They all ran outside(except her) to see the KA's bursting through the door of the cabin next door. Everyone except Beatrice.

"Trixie..." Jeremiah whispered and everyone ran to the girls cabin of the KA's. Everyone burst inside. It was empty.

"OMYGOD WHERE THE HELL IS TRIXIE? ! ? ! ? !" Jada screamed. Jeremiah looked around with an angry expression.(awwww poor Miah...)

"You ok mate?" John asked, putting a hand on Miah's shoulder.

"Sure."

"What the hell happened?" Ren demanded. Everyone shrugged. But then another scream rang out.

"Aw fuck Lauren!" Deacon shouted, and everyone ran to the girls cabin of the SE's

Imma stop here for now. Hope you ain't mad at me no more!