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Hey An Indulgent Fellow! Thanks for the comment, it made me sit through and think, buuuut to answer your question, those nonsensical cross dimension adventures are a build up to one spoiler spoiler spoiler.
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"Arrivederci." Giorno smiled.
"Yeah! Take care you little bastard!" Joseph said as he waved and smiled.
"Hey, watch your mouth, I'm literally a bastard."
Giorno said that he is planning to take his war against drugs in other countries neighboring Italy because they kept pushing towards his territory.
"I won't be back for awhile."
"I know! Just make sure you don't forget about me."
"We won't forget about you, even if we tried." GEROH reassured him.
And so he's gone.
Joseph then decided he'll find the rest of the gang.
Besides from a few walks, he wasn't really familiar with Vale, but living in the streets of New York made him incredibly smart, a city boy not to be underestimated.
"Arghh, as much as I want to convince myself how awesome I am, I don't know where to fucking start searching." groaned the Joestar.
"Why yes I'm from Atlas!" he heard a female voice as he passed by a delinquent who clearly likes the oblivious girl he was talking to.
"Jeez, what a creep." the Joestar rolled his eyes and opted to ignore it. Eavesdropping is for pansies after all.
But then suddenly.
BAM*
Joseph jumped at the sight of the man zooming past him.
"HOLY MOTHERFU-" he stared at the petite girl with her fist out.
He then yelled "GET WRECKED, MATE!" at the direction of where the arrogant looking delinquent went flying.
"Oh my God this town is crazy and bizarre..." he mused before patting the girl's shoulder as he walked by.
"Good job!" he said as he continued his way.
But then the girl appeared in front of him. "Thank you! My name's Penny!" she said rather excitedly.
"Umm.. Okay Penny, that's nice to know, but err excuse me I'm trying to find my friends." Joseph said rather nicely.
"Friends?" she gasped "Can I be your friend too?"
"Sure! Just don't punch me hard enough to break the sound barrier." JoJo chuckled.
"Great! So what's your name, tall, buff stranger?"
And with that...
pose*
"Joestar, Joseph Joestar. Please call me JoJo instead."
"Okay, JoJo!" she said as she tried copying Joseph's pose.
'Huh, someone who didn't think I'm crazy after witnessing my pose, we're gonna get along well.' he smiled.
"Add more poise to it, like this." Joseph said as he arched his back more and closed his eyes.
"You look majestic! Lemme try."
"Haha! That was good but you need alot more practice if you want to get on my level of fabulousness."
And so that's how Joseph made a new friend.
-sometime later-
"Hey, it's that Joseph guy!"
Joseph perked up at the sound of his name being called.
Turning around, he saw the Team CRDL walking towards him.
"Let's get e-"
"Stop." Cardin said as he grabbed his lackey's shirt before he could charge.
"I won't let you lay a hand on that man."
"Hmm?"
"Are those the friends you are talking about, JoJo?" the petite girl asked innocently.
"Surely, that kick from a man of your size could have done more damage. Why did you held back?" Cardin asked.
"Yes, I could have kicked you so hard that your crew cut would end up inside of your skull. But... I'm not there to fight you, I am there to stand up for my friend."
Those words left Cardin speechless.
Joseph turned his back as he continued walking.
Penny looked at the team before running to catch up to JoJo.
"Oh hey, there they are!" Joseph said as he noticed the four girls.
"Ahh are they your friends?" Penny asked, eager to meet more friends.
"Yeah."
"Oh, JoJo!" Ruby noticed them and soon enough the four walked towards them.
"I thought you aren't feeling well today."
"Nah, I just skipped class to read comics Giorno brought me." Ruby smiled shyly at the mention of the blonde don.
"Giorno? Who's that?" Weiss asked.
"Oh shit."
"Huh? Are you hiding something, JoJo?" Blake asked.
"No, geez, it's just... It's a pain to explain."
"Haha! Nice rhyme!" Penny exclaimed, causing the 4 to look at her.
"Oh, umm... Her name's Penny. I met her when she punched a guy so hard it broke the freaking sound barrier, and unlike EVERYONE else, she appreciates my poses." Joseph said.
"Salutations!" Penny greeted them. The girls smiled at her.
Joseph then cleared his throat.
"Okay so, the kiddy looking one is Ruby..."
"Hey!"
"The uptight prestigious chick is Weiss..."
"Excuse me?!"
"The gloomy emo with the cute bowy bow is Blake."
"... Umm."
"And that blonde bad girl is Yang."
"I honestly don't know if I'm going to take offense to that one."
Weiss sighed. "By the way Joseph, have you seen a monkey numbskull around here?"
"Err, no. Sorry."
"Darn! Well there's always a next time I suppose..." the heiress sighed.
"Hey where's JNPR? Nora told me you guys went shopping or someting." The tall Joestar asked.
"Huh? Well they seperated from us way back..." Yang replied.
"Okay, why are you guys here anyway? Where's your shopping bags, ladies?" JoJo smiled.
"Oh we didn't really do any shopping, Weiss dragged us here to spy on our potential tournament opponents." Blake shrugged.
"No, that's not it at all!"
'Man, I'm missing out alot.' the Joestar thought to himself.
"Right, the tournament thingy is fast approaching, huh? You gals, gonna join?"
"Yeah! You joining too, JoJo?" Ruby asked brightly.
"I think I'll pass. I don't wanna fight unless it's neccessary." he shrugged, not noticing Ruby's sigh of disappointment.
"Hey, what are you doing here anyways?" Yang asked.
"I was looking for you guys! It's kinda boring to stay back at the dorms. Evertime I close my eyes, I wake up feeling so lonely." he said.
"By the way, I need to talk to you later, Yang." he said rather seriously, causing her to blush.
"H-Huh? Why?"
"You'll see. Meet me at the rooftops at 9."
They turned to see Weiss being shocked at Penny's claim that she'll enter the tournament.
"My apologies, but you don't look the part." Weiss said as she was skeptical when the petite girl said she was combat ready.
"Coming from a girl wearing a skirt." Blake snarked.
"Hey! I'll have you know, skirts are very comfortable for combat! I managed to kick two soldiers in the head while wearing o-" he suddenly stopped himself as the 5 looked at him with shock.
Even Penny is afraid!
"... What." was all they could reply, and notice how that wasn't a question.
"Come on, Weiss, back me up! She is dissing your attire!"
"Wait! Then you must know that monkey faunus degenerate I'm talking about if you're joining the tournament!" Weiss exclaimed.
"Umm..." was all the little girl could reply.
"Will you please stop calling him those demeaning words?!" Blake angrily asked. Surprising everyone.
"He is still a person!"
"Ohh, I'm sorry. So should I call this trash can a garbage container instead? Or this lamp post a light tree?" Weiss replied in sarcasm.
"Ughh! YOU BRAT!" Blake groaned as she stormed off.
Joseph blinked. 'I CAN'T be the only one who noticed that Weiss, the literal white girl, is being racist.'
"Why are you so pissed off? He broke the law! It's only a matter of time before he ends up joining the other faunus in the White Fang!" she yelled at the retreating figure.
-the next morning-
Joseph woke up incredibly early to read 'Spiderman'
"Holy shit, I could literally learn a thing or two from him about my Stone Free ability." he said as he turned the page.
Peter Parker reminded Joseph of himself in some ways. Both weren't raised by their parents, both are smart (Peter is book smart while Joseph is street smart) and now both can use strings.
He can't help but feel homesick because Aunt May and Uncle Ben reminded him so much of his Grandma Erina and Grunkle Speedwagon.
His eyes then teared up when he read how Uncle Ben died.
He missed Speedwagon, their last conversation was him disobeying his wishes of retreating from Kars before the plane exploded. He wonders if Stroheim told him that he is still alive? But communication between the two is not very plausible since World War 2 is starting.
'I wanna go home...' he teared up as he hugged his uncle's comicbook.
And so I awaken from my slumber with wild ideas.