Disclaimers: As much as I may want to claim ownership of this famous series, I can't because both Harry Potter and Sailor Moon belongs to a whole lot of different companies that I can't remember the names of at the moment. Any characters that appear in this fic that is not a part of the original series, belong to me so don't take them without asking first.
Word Count: 723
Marriage Law Rejection Letters
Letter #33
By: Sakura Lisel
Requested By: death goddess Lena
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Moronic Miscreants of the British Ministry of Magic,
I do not know who you people are, or even WHY in kami's name you are writing to me about your silly little marriage law. I have far more important things to do with my time and my life to be harassed by a bunch of magic using gaijins in another country that I don't even live in nor do I consider myself a citizen of said country. I don't even practice your brand of magic to begin with, and I have more important priorities to deal with right now, than to become broodmare to some gaijin wizard I don't know or even want.
Plus I am not this Aelita Lilith Potter whom you people seem to think I am who all of your letters are addressed to, and even if I was, I don't have any intention to 'go back' to a country I have never lived in before to take part in a marriage law I have no interest in at all. It's not my problem if you people are 'running low' on your population and need every witch and wizard to 'help' repopulate it, and it's not my job to help repopulate it.
Even if I somehow was this Potter girl, why in kami's name are you trying to contact me now? I'm not a part of your country or society and have never been a part of it, since I have never left Japan in all these years, so I have no clue why a country I have never lived in before seems to think it can conscript me into a marriage law that I once again refuse to be a part of, and have no obligation to 'help' you morons if I don't want to.
I especially don't appreciate the kidnapping attempt by your law enforcers. A bunch of weaklings of no worth in my eyes, especially since they were following the orders of that fat and garishly pink human toad hybrid woman, Dolores Umbridge, who had the absolute gall to try and order me around as if she expected me to obey her and her beloved ministries orders after they illegally broke into my home. I am more than happy to inform you that she learned the hard way that will never happen.
My followers and 'pets' truly enjoyed 'playing' with your former employees for hours before the weaklings finally stopped moving and screaming. You'll find their remains in the boxes I sent back along with this letter.
I also advise you to take a good and long look at the condition of the remains of your employees and then simply imagine that happening to every man, woman, and child in your country whom you say this marriage law is for, and think very carefully upon your next course of action, because I'm being kind right now by not leading my forces against your so called ministry, otherwise my forces and I will lay waste to your puny little country faster than you can blink an eye just for annoying me so much.
Sincerely,
Queen Beryl Kushinada
Author's Notes:
This latest Marriage Law Rejection Letter update was recently submitted to my review box by as a request by death goddess Lena for a Sailor Moon type Rejection Letter. I almost made this letter from one of the Sailor Scouts, but then I decided to do one from Queen Beryl instead. lol I might do another one later from another Sailor Moon character who's a Harry Potter character. Any ideas or requests for who if I do?
Thanks for the submission. If anyone else has any letters they want to submit, feel free to send them in. lol