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Sarcasm

"Spill, Tomomi," Karin 'greets' us, squeezing in between Konan and I. I raise an eyebrow at her, making room for her to sit comfortably. "Spill what, Karin?" She gave me a light smack on the arm, "Tell me about what happened this morning! I heard Tsunade call you out."

"Everyone in school did," Konan added, pulling away from her green tea ice-cream. All of a sudden, I felt tired. The tiredness was soon quickly replaced by irritation. Still, I kept my calm; Karin didn't do anything to irritate me. But then again, why did I feel so annoyed, then? The kind of annoyance you feel when you get the urge to b*tch-slap some b*tch in the face.

Huh. Weird…

"Drama with Sakura; I don't really want to go into details," I sigh, rubbing my lower back. Why did it hurt like a b*tch?

"I'm not sure I want you to, by the way you've mentioned it," Konan says, arching an eyebrow at me. Karin nodded in agreement, opening her bag of Lays.

I rub my temples, suddenly getting a headache. Drama, drama, drama, I thought to myself, shaking my head slightly. A mixture of emotions overwhelmed my mind, as a flurry of thoughts flew by. In the same moment, I felt like crying at all of the sh*t that happened this morning and last night. Then, I felt like I had an ever-burning urge to repetitiously bang my head on a wall. Now, I just felt a loathing for everything around me.

I hate everyone!

"Hey, un," he greets, sending chills down my spine. Though I wasn't definite if they were the good or bad ones, but I'm pretty sure they were the latter. Him, I hissed in my mind. It's that f*cking jerk again.

"What's with you, ginger, un?" he snickers, sitting across from me.

"Deidara," Pein growls out in an ominous tone. From my peripherals, I notice the dumb blond pale inconsiderably and stiffen at the mention of his name, as if his neck had a f*cking plank nailed to it.

Pulling away from my hands, I glanced at all of the food I've gotten. Two slices of pizza, a large Coke, a Mars bar and a chocolate chip cookie. It looked all so beautiful, and absolutely appetizing. Grabbing a slice of pizza, the rich aroma of the spices and mozzarella cheese filled my nose.

I began eating, hoping that I didn't resemble someone who hadn't eaten food in an ungodly long time. In between taking bites out of my food and taking sips of Coke, I saw that freshman Deidara had been hitting on the past few days.

She didn't do anything to me, but Kami, I felt like I abhorred her with every fiber in my being.

Almost longingly, she stared at Deidara like he was a slab of meat, tottering with her friends on their Oxford heels. Raising an eyebrow at her, I wondered if she knew how obvious it was that she was staring at him.

My irritation increased without cause. Kami knows why I was so moody this morning.

Trying to simmer my thoughts down, I avoided looking at her and resumed eating my chicken nuggets.

Truth be told, it didn't work.

I whipped my head back to her. She was giggling amongst her friends, pointing at Deidara, though he didn't even notice her eyes boring holes into his skull.

Kami, what an idiot he is. Glancing back to the freshman, my eyes instinctively started to narrow. Calm down, Tomomi, I told myself, rubbing my temples.

"Hey, Dei-Dei," the freshman hollered, grinning at Deidara as she placed a hand on his shoulder. He grinned back, watching her go.

"What, Tomomi, un? You jealous, yeah?" Deidara asks, raising a smug eyebrow at me. I scowl at him in distaste.

"What the f*ck? No, I'm not,"

He smirks, "Denial,"

The last of my nerves snap as I narrow my eyes at him. "Shut up, Deidara; I've had enough of your bullsh*t to last a f*cking lifetime, and I don't need any more of it!" I sneer, storming away from the table, a now empty tray in hand. Call me dramatic, but I honestly feel like I should get away.

An all-too familiar pang of pain washed through my stomach and the bottom of my back.

Oh, sh*t.

I rush away, holding a hand to my stomach. I only needed to rush to the comfort room to confirm it. Please, I plead to Kami-sama. Please let it be a small stomachache from eating too fast!

Rushing out of the cafeteria, I was about to dash to the comfort room, someone just had to grab my arm. "Tomomi," Deidara says, tightening his grip on me.

"What do you want?" I demand, dragging him and myself through the masses of my fellow peers. "I-I—Are you upset, un? 'Cause, no offence, but you look more pissed than you usually are."

"I am not upset!" I exclaim, appalled that my voice sounded so high-pitched. It came off as merely a shriek. "Oh, really; you're not upset," Deidara muttered, with sarcasm lacing his tone.

I roll my eyes, but promptly stop once I feel a pang of pain wash over me again. "Look, Deidara, this isn't the best time to sit back, relax, and slowly talk things over,"

"And why not, hmm? In my opinion, it's the perfect time to set things clear, yeah. Why are you so upset, un?"

Because you don't have the human decency to let me go to the girls' comfort room, I hissed in my mind. "No, it is not. I have something (extremely) urgent to do," I say, trying to calm myself. Whipping my head back to the crowded hall in front of me, I mentally cursed some sod slowly walking right in front of me.

B*tch, walk faster!

One more wave of pain crashed over my stomach and my lower back, prompting me to whip Deidara's hand off of my arm and hurriedly push my way through the hall.

The dull ache took its toll on me, as I instantly noticed my skin paling and shivers crawling down my spine. Grabbing my lower back, I try to rub the pain away, rushing in the comfort room.

F*ck my life.

Any girl who has gone through puberty, or is going through puberty definitely knows this. This is a monthly 'gift' from Mother Nature that all women on earth will have/already has and what many OCs in fanfiction lack. So there you go. Tomomi is human, and a female, ne? You can only imagine how moody she is now. Haha~

~JellyDonut16~

P.S. I apologize if this chapter wasn't exactly up to par with the previous ones. Gomenasai~ I'll try to update with longer chapters, yeah?

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