AHAH! A newly wanted update(s) love(s) hate(s)
But by the time I post this up this story will be.. Finish.. Hides behind Magical Plushies of Reno, Yuffie, Kenshin, Tachcoma, Inuyasha, Chocobo, Domo-Kun and some others
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Disclaimer: I still don't own anything. G.A.W.D. And AP Chemistry sucks... Going to get my ass handed to me in that class.. . . . .
Axel entered the room and as soon as the fellow red head slid into their room Reno kept a steady trigger finger. He loved that he caused Axel such annoyance. "Nice to see you too." "I bet you've been dying to see me." Axel growled back, he slowly walked in, hands up in defeat. He didn't like being in this situation, but he had to turn it around before Xemnas got really pissed off, really soon. Several plans where whirling through his head, to see if any of them could really work.
Reno would have rolled his eyes ordinarily, but he kept his eyes secured to Axel. "Oh yes, I missed you terribly. If it weren't for the fact that you want to rip out my heart I would have ravaged you on the bed right now. I just can't resist, I want you... I need you." He snorted. "Get real."
Yuffie rolled her eyes at Axel and she wanted the interrogation to begin. "Hokay first question," She raised her pillow threatening, which just got an eyebrow raise from Axel. "Why the hell are you chasing us?" Axel rolled his eyes at Yuffie and remained silent, and then a loud crack sounded as the ninja whacked Axel with her pillow. It was like the pillow had a decorated rock in it. "Wow. I think there is a decorated rock in this pillow. No way in hell am I sleeping on this." Yuffie commented.
Reno heard the crack and simply was astounded. What the hell was in that pillow? A brick? Whatever it was, he was glad it was there. "I wouldn't expect you to." Reno was annoyed with Axel refusing to answer, "I'd answer her if I were you." He pushed the gun slightly to the left of Axel's head and fired into the wall. "Axel, I'd answer her you sick sadistic fire loving son of a bitch." His look was that of a killer, eyeing their target. At the slightest movement he would react.
Axel didn't even move as the bullet flew past. "I'm sorry, but you're not my type to fuck on the bed. Neither is your little twiggy girlfriend over there with the brick pillow." The ninja didn't mind being called a brat but a little twiggy? That was pushing the exploding button on the little ninja.
Reno sneered, "Pitty, but I guess it's for the best." He knew as the words flew from Axel's lips that he was screwed. Nobody called Yuffie little or twiggy and wasn't in pain but moments later. So the great ninja whacked Axel again, not in the head with her brick pillow but in the groin. All men would have fallen over, and thankfully, Axel was one of them, a grin smeared Yuffie's face at Axel's keeled over body and groaning.
It was like poetry in motion really. The way the pillow connected, the way he doubled over in pain, and his groans of agony were like a verse of some sadistically beautiful poem. Reno wasn't a fan of poetry, not even in the slightest. However, if this were an actual poem... it would have been his favorite from now until eternity.
Carefully Yuffie rolled Axel over to look at him, "Now, if you want to avoid the pain again, I highly suggest you say something I want to hear. Kay?" She chirped like nothing really serious happened.
Axel debated on what to say until something popped in his mind, "Hokay something you want to hear? Nice ass and nice legs. Happy?" The grin disappeared from Yuffie and Axel really regretted his words as she lifted the pillow up again. "No I'm not happy." She growled sending the decorated rock pillow this time into his gut.
Reno's sneer soon returned followed with its best friend, death glare. "You fucking asshole... I'm going to obliterate you!" He had almost pulled the trigger at the Organization member in an angry haste. His vengeance was achieved when Yuffie again attacked. Served him right.
Axel had never felt this much pain before, let alone from a pillow. A FRIGGEN PILLOW! Geeze, he won't hear the end of this from anyone for a long time, it was as bad as being called a fucking pansy by the little twig that was beating the shit out of him right now. "Fine. Just stop beating me with the rock right now!" Axel growled trying to get up. Yuffie's foot stopped him.
"Why would she do that? It's too damn entertaining, besides I'm kind of in a sadistic mood... so I'm kind of enjoying this." Reno found angry-kick-the-crap-out-of-people Yuffie kind of sexy for some weird reason. Keep your mind out of the gutter for now. There is plenty of time for that later.
"Yeah, no big deal at all. Just like it's no big deal if I ask Yuffie to nicely whack you in the groin again with the pillow." Reno had no idea why he hadn't been feeling any of the pain Axel had been receiving. Perhaps they only felt each others emotions, thoughts, and pain that broke skin and spilled blood. Who knew? Reno knew very little on the subject and was just glad that he had been spared.
"I will once I hear why you guys are so intent on finding us." The ninja growled back, learning from Vincent Freakin' Valentine. Axel glared back at the grinning Yuffie who was holding the rock.
"Kay then. I'll spill. We just want your hearts no big deal. Not to sure why Xmenas wants them since personally I don't think they're worth the trouble. So you can take that up with Xmenas when I don't come back and he starts to hunt you down." He looked up at Yuffie who removed her foot standing up, he dusted his back once again before the ninja sucker punched his lights out.
"Well thanks. Now it's bed time for you. Any ideas what to do with him Reno?" The ninja questioned the Turk as she poked the now unconscious Axel. "Well, we could undo some of the dead bolts on the closet in the laundry room and throw him in there. Unless you have a better idea." Reno answered.
"Can't he teleport?" Yuffie questioned looking back at Axel. "I think the laundry closet is a good idea, but maybe we should tie him up first." Looking around she really didn't find anything to tie his hands with, except the sheets. "Well, yes... but I think it's more involved than just wanting to teleport." He eyed Axel momentarily and then turned to face Yuffie. "Agreed." Reno too eyed the sheets and thought the better of it. "I can't believe I'm going to ask this." The ninja groaned, "Reno. Do you have a pair of handcuffs?"
"Um... Yuffie we should wait till after we take care of Axel for those kind of games! Let me check." Reno went over to his luggage and then felt something cold and metal. Car keys, a keychain, and... there they were. "Yep, they are right here!" He smiled like a kid on Christmas.
"Hokay one," She raised her finger, "These are not for me. Those handcuffs are for Axel so he can't teleport, or try to open the door or get out. So...Now to the laundry room's closet!" She chirped as she opened the door and headed downstairs to the laundry room. Within minutes she had the locks completely unlocked, and the door open for Axel's body to be dumped in there.
"Whoohoo!" Yuffie chirped as she picked up the phone, "Shall we call Rufus to pick up the trash, or wait?" She grinned at Reno, tonight was such a weird night. Correction the past few nights have been crazy and weird, tonight was nothing different.
"We could or we could wait and pick up where we had left off." Again a lecherous look made its way to his face. This night was not one to be wasted and he wanted to take full advantage of it. "Hmm. We could wait on the trash. We could also wait on picking up where we left off." Yuffie felt like teasing him again, teasing people was so much fun. Except Vincent, he never showed any emotion at all. "I personally thing that I want to eat some dinner." She waved at Reno after closing and locking the closet as she heading toward the kitchen to find something to eat. "No, we mustn't wait on picking up on where we left of... because you could forget where we were!" Reno was insistent, and was like a whinny child begging to get his toy back from the new kid at the playground.
"Fine! Dinner, and then straight back to before!" Reno followed closely behind and too tried to scour the place for something edible. "Jeeze Reno, I didn't know that you where a trained puppy." The ninja joked at him picking up his hair tie along the way and throwing it at him. "Trained puppy? I think not. Besides... what trained puppy knows how to take off clothes and kiss you like I can?" He sat down and waited for the chicken to be ready. Sure he wasn't really all that hungry, but if Yuffie was in need of food it couldn't hurt to eat a little as well.
"Missing something?" She joked as she opened the fridge looking for something to eat. There was some cold fried chicken in there that she pulled from the fridge into the microwave and started to de-frost it. "Maybe." Reno tied his hair back and soon he looked like his old self again. He wasn't a real fan of his hair not tied back, but most girls went crazy for his hair when it was down.
The ninja rolled her eyes at Reno as the microwave beeped, "Looks like the chicken just saved your ass. I could always just get the decorated pillow rock again." She taunted as she pulled out the chicken separated the pieces and gave some to Reno while she started to chow down on the rest.
"Well, then I thank the chicken whole heartedly. Yeah, but I don't think you would do that." Reno slowly picked at his food and ate every so often. "I've been wondering. Why the hell did the bed send us flying from the bed?" The ninja asked between bites of her chicken, it was very, very good. "Same here. I dunno... the bed was jealous? It had a mood swing? I dunno."
"The Great Ninja Princess of Wutia not taking up her threat? I think not." She finished her last bite of chicken pretty quickly.
"The bed has feelings? I think not, maybe Rufus was being a closet perv and felt jealous. I doubt he gets any dates because he's a faking crippled who everyone calls wheely." Yuffie commented as another weird thing appeared behind her. From the counter, a T.V. screen sprouted with a small camera on top and Rufus on the screen.
"Well you like me too much to hurt me. Yes the bed has feelings apparently. I wouldn't say that. He get's dates, I just don't know how many." Reno's eyes got big and tried not to laugh.
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