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This chapter was prompted by Anonymous (EC): Faulty Gaydar.

Oh, my God, when I read this prompt I got so excited! I love it! I mean I love all of my prompts, but this one sounded like so much fun to write!

My first chapter in Puck's point of view!

There was a new girl in school, and her name was Stacy Glenshaw. She had golden hair in soft curls with expensive highlights, dark blue eyes, and a bleached smile covered in shimmery pink lip gloss.

And this chick may be hot, but Puck was getting tired of her.

Ever since Stacy had first laid eyes on Blaine Anderson, she seemed to be everywhere that he was. Puck and Finn sat with Kurt and Blaine at lunch, and Stacy was at the table almost right behind them, sneaking glances at the curly-haired hobbit.

Stacy was in Puck and Blaine's gym class, and during the mile run, the blond would make sure she never fell too far behind Blaine. Puck kept up with Blaine, but only because the run was boring without anyone to talk to as you ran.

Then there was the time in Glee when Kurt and Blaine had sung "Perfect" to Santana, and Puck had noticed Stacy lurking in the open doorway, watching Blaine sing. To give her some credit, she hadn't been there the entire time, but had stopped in passing.

The most recent moment was when Puck and Blaine were at the Lima Bean, waiting for Kurt and Quinn for a double coffee date. The two boys were chatting when Puck noticed Stacy walk through the doors. She saw Blaine, grinned, and ordered her coffee, sneaking looks over her shoulder as she waited. Seriously-was the girl stalking Blaine?

A few days later, Puck and Blaine were standing by the lockers and talking about the college football game the night before. Blaine had just taken out his phone to answer a text when Puck saw Stacy again. She had a determined look in her eyes that gave Puck a bad feeling.

"Hi," Stacy said, stopping in front of Blaine and flashing her white smile.

Blaine looked up and smiled back at her. "Hey."

"I'm Stacy Glenshaw," she said.

"Blaine Anderson," Blaine said. "And this is my friend, Noah Puckerman."

"It's Puck," Puck said, but Stacy barely even glanced at him.

"You know," Stacy said to Blaine, biting her bottom lip, "I've been trying to work up the courage to talk to you."

"Oh…" Blaine left the sentence hanging.

"Was there something you wanted to say to him?" Puck inquired. Yet again, Stacy ignored him.

"I was wondering…would you want to go out some time?" Stacy asked, flipping her hair over her shoulder and widening her smile.

Blaine's face flamed. "Um…actually, I-"

Stacy's hands flew to her mouth. "Oh, my God, do you already have a girlfriend?"

Puck rolled his eyes, Blaine turning even redder.

"Um, no, but-"

"Oh, good! So do you want to go to dinner or something tonight?" Stacy looked like she was just waiting for a 'yes.'

"Well, you see, I actually have a-"

"We could go to Breadstix and then go back to my house and watch a movie." Blaine's eyes widened as Stacy stepped closer to him.

Puck cocked an eyebrow and glanced around, looking for Kurt. It was always funny to watch Kurt bitch out a girl who wouldn't stop hitting on Blaine.

"Look, Stacy-"

"My parents won't be home," Stacy whispered, tugging on Blaine's bow tie.

"I don't like you!" Blaine shrieked, stumbling back from Stacy.

"Excuse me?" Stacy said, a hand on her hip. Puck couldn't help but snicker.

Blaine looked flustered. "No, no, that came out wrong. I'm sure you're lovely-" Puck snorted. "-I just don't like…girls."

Stacy smirked. "Yeah, okay. You are way too hot to be gay." She ran a finger down Blaine's arm and winked at him. "I'll see you around."

Blaine and Puck stared as she walked away. Blaine was still staring when Kurt walked up to them.

"Blaine?" Kurt asked, laying a hand on his boyfriend's shoulder.

"Kurt!" Blaine said, throwing his arms around the taller boy's neck. "Another girl hit on me," he whined.

Kurt giggled. "It's your own fault," he cooed. "You're too attractive for our own good."

"Let's just get to Glee rehearsal," Blaine muttered, taking Kurt's hand in his.

Grinning, Puck followed after them.

…

That night, Puck, Finn, and Blaine were sitting in Breadstix waiting for Quinn, Rachel, and Kurt. They had just ordered drinks for themselves and their dates when it happened again.

"Hi, Blaine."

Puck groaned as he looked up at Stacy from his seat beside Blaine. What was up with this chick? Did she not get that Blaine was gay? He had just told her a few hours ago!

"Oh," Blaine mumbled. "Hey, Stacy."

"Who are you?" Finn asked the ditzy blond.

"The girl of Blaine's dreams," Stacy purred, leaning her hands on the table in front of Blaine.

Finn's eyebrows shot up. "Uh…what?"

"Say, Blaine?" Stacy said, flashing her smile. "What do you say you ditch these guys and come hang out with me?" She leaned closer so her shirt fell open slightly, causing Blaine to blanch. "We could have some fun."

Puck couldn't believe this girl! How dumb was she!

Blaine stared up at the ceiling as he answered. "Sorry, but I prefer guys. Just ask my boyfriend."

Puck suddenly got an idea, and he could feel a grin tug up the corners of his mouth.

Stacy giggled. "You're such a joker, Blaine." Blaine was now glaring at that ceiling.

"She's dumber than me!" Finn whispered to Puck.

Puck winked at him. "Leave it to me," he murmured back. Raising his voice, Puck said, "Oh, Stacy, he's not joking."

Stacy's gaze flickered to Puck. "Oh?" she said coldly.

Puck's grin widened as he slung an arm over Blaine's shoulders, the shorter boy squeaking in shock.

"I'm his boyfriend," Puck said, lacing his other hand with Blaine's. Finn was now grinning with him.

Stacy scoffed. "Please, I've seen you around with that blond girl."

Puck shrugged. "Quinn's my hag."

"Yeah," Finn chimed in. "I've caught K-Puck and Blaine going at it more times than I've cared to."

"Puck," Blaine snapped. "Get off me."

Stacy smirked. "Blaine doesn't seem to think he's your boyfriend."

"Oh, he just doesn't like PDA," Puck said, pulling Blaine closer. "Just go with it," he hissed in Blaine's ear so Stacy couldn't hear.

"Stop messing around," Stacy said, rolling her eyes. "We are in Ohio. No one is gay."

"Oh, yeah?" Puck said. "Watch and learn."

Blaine's eyes widened as Puck leaned down to kiss him. He turned just in time, Puck's lips only touching his cheek. Finn burst into laughter at the looks on Blaine's and Stacy's faces.

"You know what?" Stacy snarled, straightening up. "I can take a hint. You don't want to date me? Fine. You're not so hot anyways…but the most gorgeous guy ever just walked through the door."

Blaine looked relieved when Stacy walked away. Then he seemed to remember that Puck's arm was still around him.

"Get off!" he snapped, shoving Puck away.

"Geez, you're welcome," Puck said, grinning again.

"If you ever try kissing me again-"

But before Blaine could finish his threat, a voice sounded across the restaurant, and what it said caused Finn to burst out laughing again.

"OH, MY GOD, STACY, I'M GAY!" Kurt shouted.

"Guess Kurt needs my help, too," Puck said, making to get up.

Blaine held him back. "Oh, no you don't. I'll help Kurt!"

Stacy was so much fun to write! I hope you all liked it!

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