hey guys! This chapter is for all the Rion fans so if you don't like Rion you don't have to read this chapter...unless you want to see Xemnas turn into the hulk.

Roxas: eeeeww romance chapter

Larxene: *thwack*

Day 245

Xemnas lay on his bed feeling miserable and looking pale. Luxord walked into the bedroom to wake the superior up but when he saw the Superior's pale face he asked "Are you okay superior?"

"NO!! I'M COUGHING, SNEEZING AND AAAAAAAAACCCKKKK!!!!"

Luxord took a step back from the sick nobody. "I'll go get Vexen"

"can this day get any worse?" Xemnas groaned.

"we're ready for school superior" Roxas announced in his happy-go-lucky voice.

"Great…tell Sephiroth I won't be here today"

"Yes superior!" Roxas closed the door of fear of catching Xemnas's disease.

"Wait…if I won't be there then...AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

"what is it superior?!" Vexen yelled as he entered his room.

"SPOON HEAD!!!!"

"eh?"

"RIKU!!!"

"what about him?"

"IF I'M NOT THERE I WON'T BE ABLE TO PROTECT MY DAUGHTER FROM AAAAAAAAAAACCCCCCKKKKKK!!!" Xemnas coughed.

"calm down superior!!" Vexen yelled. "let me examine you first"

At School: lunch time

The love darts lasted 24 hours so everyone was back to normal but some people still had the effect on them.

"PAINE!" Vincent called. "MY GOTHIC BABE!!"

Paine hid behind Zexion. "get that creep away from me"

"aw c'mon Paine" Rikku cheered. "That guy is the school's best singer and he's pretty handsome too"

"if you like him so much why don't you date him?" Paine growled.

"oh please Paine" Kuri said taking a sip out of her coffee cup. "it's better to go for a singing sensation than an emo asian kid any day" Zexion raised an eyebrow. "oh wait that was a secret…YOU HEARD NOTHING!!!" she yelled as she bolted off.

"wait Kuri!" Yuna and Rikku yelled and chased after her. The nobodies sat behind watching the strange elite fan girls chase the coffee addicted detective.

"so the superior is sick?" Axel asked.

"yeah, he looked really pale and he was coughing and sneezing and yelling AAAAAAAAACCCCKKK!!!" Roxas explained.

"maybe he's come down with some infectious disease" Larxene said trying to scare the younger nobodies. It got Demyx and Roxas shivering alright. "and then we'll all have to be quarantined like dun dun duhhhhhh SWINE FLU!"

"Larxene, leave the kids alone" Axel said.

"KIDS?!!!"

"I don't think the superior has come down with anything serious" Xion said. "I'm sure he'll get better soon"

Meanwhile

"Nobody flu" Vexen said.

"huh?" Xemnas sounded shocked.

"you've come down with nobody flu" Vexen grabbed some medicine. "just take these and rest a little"

"REST!!! THAT SPOON HEAD HAS PROBABLY TOUCHED MY DAUGHTER IN UNMENTIONABLE PLACES BY NOOWWWW AAAAAAAAAAAAACCCCCCKKKKK!!!" Xemnas coughed again.

"why don't you trust Riku?" Vexen asked.

"I had a vision one night" Xemnas said. "that No.14 got pregnant"

"it was probably just a nightmare"

"I DON'T WANT TO BE A GRANDFATHER ANY TIME SOON!!! AAAAACCCCKKK!!!"

Back at school

"hey spoon head!" Larxene waved.

"quit calling me spoon head!" Riku yelled as he sat down next to Demyx.

"would you rather have me call you Riri?"

"no"

"Then Spoon Head will do"

"don't worry about it" Xion reassured. "she calls me Shortie…and I'm getting sick of it"

"well then grow taller" Larxene said.

"SHUT UP!!" Xion threw a stick at Larxene. Where the stick came from? no one knows

"Hi guys!" Kairi and Sora waved.

"hey!" Axel waved and dragged them off "we need to talk"

"hey where are you guys going?" Xion asked.

"um…uh…" Axel had to think.

"LET'S GO TO CANDY MOUNTAIN KAIRI!!" Demyx yelled.

"huh?" Kairi sounded surprised

"YES! LET'S!!" Zexion said dragging Sora and Kairi away leaving Riku and Xion behind.

"…so?" Riku said breaking the silence.

"these guys are weird" Xion said.

"tell me about it"

Axel, Larxene, Zexion, Demyx, Roxas, Sora and Kairi hid behind the entrance to the cafeteria. "We need to get these two dating ASAP!" Larxene said.

"you mean Xion and Riku?" Sora asked.

"no…Coach Lexeaus and a tree…OF COURSE I MEANT SHORTIE AND SPOON HEAD!!"

"I agree!" Kairi said. Suddenly a pink flowery aura filled the area. "Love is such a beautiful thing! Don't you think Riku should experience this emotion"

"Yes! And shortie too" Larxene said being equally as melodramatic as Kairi was.

"now they will know the feeling of someone holding them"

"and being close to their heart"

"what's with the Shojo aura and the melodrama?" Roxas asked.

"It's an otaku thing" Zexion answere.

"I have an idea!" Kairi declared.

After school: castle that never was

"so we're going out this Saturday" Xion asked.

"yeah with Sora's gang" Demyx explained.

"They've already booked a table at Paupu street's Japanese restaurant" Larxene explained.

"and we're going to see a movie afterwards" Axel explained.

"sounds like fun" Xion said. "What time?"

"6 pm"

"okay then, I'll be there"

"yes!" Roxas cheered. Xion walked into the library that never was to study for an upcoming test.

"YOU GUYS ARE GOING OUT ON SATURDAY?!!" Xemnas asked. He wasn't wearing his coat but a pair of blue teddy bear pyjamas and he was blowing his nose.

"yeah with Sora's gang" Roxas explained.

"oh…have fun…AAAAACCCKKK!!!" Xemnas said as he coughed again and walked over to Vexen's lab.

"I have an idea" Zexion smirked.

Destiny islands

"We're going out on Saturday?" Riku asked.

"yeah with the exchange students" Kairi explained. "we haven't been out at night for a while especially in formal dress"

"yeah! C'mon Riku, let's go to Paupu street's Japanese restaurant and see a movie afterwards.

"meet us at the restaurant at 6pm on Saturday" Kairi reminded him.

"sure!" Riku waved. "see ya later"

"BYE!" Sora waved and quickly turned to Kairi "so…what's the plan?"

"the plan is…"

Saturday: 5:45 pm

Xion was just about ready to go. She was told it was a formal get together so she wore a dark blue dress that reached the top of her knees, a pair of Black flats, skin coloured tights and a black cardigan to keep her warm. Xion opened the door to the library that never was only to find Roxas, Axel, Zexion, Demyx and Larxene still in their pyjamas, sitting on the couch with blankets wrapped around them and they were coughing. "oh no! what happened?" Xion asked.

"We caught nobody flu!" Roxas said and coughed later.

"I don't think we can go out tonight" Zexion said. "we're too sick" Zexion sniffed.

"that's terrible" Xion said. "I can stay behind and look after you all"

"NO!" Larxene yelled but then coughed again. "it's alright! You go and have fun"

"are you sure?" Xion asked.

"yes! Have a blast" Axel said and blew his nose.

"okay then" Xion felt guilty about leaving them behind. She opened the door to the library and waved good bye. When she left the other 5 stopped coughing and removed their pyjamas. Underneath their pyjamas were burglar outfits.

"we're so good" Demyx smiled and high fived Axel.

"Xion!" Xemnas yelled.

"yes superior?"

"nice dress" Xemnas sniffed again.

"thank you" Xion raised a brow

"why are you wearing a dress?" Xemnas asked sounding a little suspicious. "You barely wear dresses"

"well…it's a formal outing" Xion explained.

"right…where are the others?"

"they caught your flu"

"oh…okay, have fun" Xemnas said and opened the portal for her and she walked in. Xemnas was going to follow her in but then Lexeaus and Xaldin pulled him away.

"OH NO YOU DON'T!!" Xaldin yelled.

Destiny islands

Riku arrived a little bit earlier and he was waiting for Sora, Kairi and the exchange students to come in. He decided not to wear formal and went for a pair of dark jeans, white t-shirt and a black jacket. He got impatient and called Sora.

"hey Sora? You coming or what?"

"oh Sorry Riku, my brother decided to come over tonight and I haven't seen him for 2 years"

"I didn't know you had a bro-"

"BYE!" Sora hung up as soon as possible. Riku decided to call Kairi.

"hey Riku, so sorry but my sister's sick"

"that's okay…wait…you don't have a sis-"

"BYE!!" Kairi hung up as soon as possible.

"these days just get weirder and weirder" Riku thought. "I hope the exchange students turn up cause Selphie's got a dance performance tonight and Wakka's got a blitz ball match to go to" While he was absorbed into his thoughts he saw Xion enter the restaurant but no one was with her.

"hi Riku" She said in her usual cheery voice.

"hey Xion, where are the others?"

"They caught the flu" Xion answered.

"Are they going to be okay?"

"They told me to go with out them and have fun. Where're the others?"

"busy apparently" Riku said sounding a bit annoyed. "Sora's 'brother' is visiting, Selphie has a dance performance, Wakka's watching a blitz ball match between Twilight thorns and Destiny Coyotes and Kairi's so called sister is sick"

"I guess it's just the two of us then" Xion said thinking "did they trick us?"

"yeah" Riku looked at the menu and peaked over it to see what Xion was wearing. "cute" he muttered.

"huh?"

"you look cute" Riku hid behind his menu "What's wrong with you man!! WHY DID YOU SAY THAT?!! SHE'S NOT CUTE AT ALL...well...actually...NO DON'T!!" He thought.

Her cheeks turned pink. "thank you"

"oh she's so cute!!" He thought. "there's no denying it Riku... you're in love"

Outside the restaurant Larxene, Axel, Zexion, Roxas, Demyx, Sora and Kairi peaked through the windows.

"why are we spying on them?" Roxas asked.

"to make sure this date is going well" Kairi responded harshly.

"why do you want Riku to have a girl friend so badly?" Demyx asked.

"He's obviously interested in Xion" Kairi explained. "you can tell"

"speaking of which…what have you done with our uh…dad?" Larxene asked

Zexion gave them a maniacal smile. "don't worry. They've got it covered"

Meanwhile

"I'm sorry Superior but we have no other option but to do this" Lexeaus said.

"WHAT?!! WHY ARE YOU TREATING ME LIKE THIS!!" There Xemnas was, tied up to a chair with chains.

"Cause Riku and Xion are about to get it awn!!" Xigbar screamed.

"They are not you old pervert!!" Marluxia said slapping Xigbar across the face. "it's this thing called a date and Zexion requested you to be tied up with titanium chains"

"YOU CAN'T DO THIS TO ME!! I AM YOUR SUPERIOR!!! AAAAAAACCCKKK!!" Xemnas coughed.

"here try my special cough syrup" Vexen gave Xemnas a spoon full of cough syrup.

"thank you No.4" Xemnas said.

Back at Destiny islands

Everyone had a pair of binoculars on them. They observed how perfect the date was going and how they received several stares from other teenagers who were thinking "she's so lucky" and "lucky (bandit)". They were on their way to the cinema already.

"hey, why didn't you guys wear burglar outfits when you were spying on my so called date?" Larxene asked.

"we just bought them recently at it's at night time so we blend in easier" Roxas explained.

"aww why do you get burglar outfits" Sora whined.

"SHUT UP PORCUPINE!!" Larxene yelled. Everyone shushed her.

"hmm?" Xion looked around.

"what's wrong?" Riku asked.

"I swear I just heard Larxene"

"(shadow)!" Larxene hissed.

"isn't she sick?"

"yeah, she can't possibly be here" Xion grabbed Riku's hand. "we better get going"

Behind the pet store everyone sighed. "I think we should leave them alone now" Kairi suggested. "it looks like it's going well"

"yeah, we better get back to headquarters- uh…I mean home" Axel suggested.

Sora and Kairi waved goodbye and went back home while the other 5 opened up a portal.

the castle that never was

Xemnas's father senses were tingling badly. "GET ME OUT!"

"Not until Xion's returned" Marluxia smiled.

"which won't be til tomorrow morning" Xigbar smiled. "if you know what I mean?" Xemnas was getting mad, very mad, so mad he started turning grey and his muscles grew.

"YOU OLD PERV!!" Marluxia slapped Xigbar across the face.

"Well it might be true, Riku's irresistible…according to the fans that is"

Marluxia and Xigbar were too absorbed in their quarrel that they didn't notice Xemnas turning grey, growing bigger and the chains were about to snap.

"Riku is a gentleman, he would never do that" Marluxia said.

"what? Are you saying you love Riku…EWWW!!"

"I AM NOT GAY!!" Marluxia screamed.

"RRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRR!!!" Xemnas growled. The chains had snapped and Xemnas had become 4x the size he was originally. "XEMNAS!! ANGRY!!!" He yelled as he pounded his chest.

Marluxia and Xigbar let out a girly scream and ran for their lives. Vexen was walking past when he saw Marluxia and Xigbar and asked. "what's the matter?" they pointed at the Xemnas Hulk and continued running.

"hey what's going on?" Lexeaus asked and when he saw Xemnas he gasped. "whoa what happened to the Superior?"

"I almost forgot it came with side effects" Vexen said.

"like?"

"Gaining super human strength for 3 hours and then having no ability to teleport what so ever so we're going to be stuck with the superior for a while. At least he won't ruin Xion's date"

Suddenly a portal opened revealing the other 5 walking in calmly but when they saw the superior they screamed like little girls and ran back in. Xemnas saw the portal and ran into it.

"this isn't good" Saix barked.

"Everyone!" Luxord ordered. "into the portal! We have a daddy hulk situation! I REPEAT!! A DADDY HULK situation!"

Cinema

Riku and Xion walked into the cinema trying to find good seats. Almost all of them were taken but there was a row with only two girls in it. They were about to sit down but then they yelled.

"OI!! THIS IS OUR ROW!! GET YOU'RE OWN!!"

"SCARLET?!!" Xion yelled almost falling over before Riku caught her.

"oh it's just you" Scarlet smiled thinking. "I knew that rumour was true"

"come sit with us!" Neko yelled happily. "we've got the best seats in the cinema"

"we always get the best seats in the cinema" Scarlet gave them a maniacal smile.

Neko patted two seats next to her. "sit with us!"

"uh no" Riku said politely. "thanks for the offer though"

"well, you could always sit at the end of the row so we don't see you two making out" Scarlet smirked.

"HUH?!"

"never mind" Scarlet looked at the screen. "Terra makes such a good actor and a guitar player"

"yeah we could ask if TAV could play for us at the dance"

"not ask, order"

At the park

The 11 nobodies + dog breathed heavily after running away from a monster.

"WHAT WAS THAT THING?!!" Demyx screamed.

"I don't know? Vexen's new experiment?" Zexion suggested.

"SPOON HEAD!!" The beast yelled.

"wait…there's only one other nobody that calls Riku spoon head besides us" Larxene's eyes widened. "dear god! Mansex has turned into the Mansexhulk!"

"huh?" Everyone sweat dropped.

"never mind"

"how is that possible?" Roxas asked.

"I thought you guy had it covered" Zexion glared at them.

Vexen whistled loudly.

"Vexen?" they growled.

"well…it's the cough syrup. It cures nobody flu but it makes you gain super human strength for 3 hours…depending if that person is mad or not"

"the last time you gave him cough syrup he made all of us play karaoke, DISNEY STYLE" Xaldin shuddered.

Demyx gulped. "Disney?!" he crouched down on the ground rocking back and forth sucking his thumb.

"but how did he get so mad?" Xaldin asked. Xigbar whistled loudly.

"Xigbar?!" The nobodies yelled.

"well I just thought that Xion won't be back til tomorrow morning…if you know what I mean?"

"you stupid old pervert! You turned the superior into the hulk" Luxord yelled.

"wait where are they?" Zexion asked.

"they went to the cinema" Roxas said. Xemnas's super sonic hearing heard what Roxas said and ran to the cinema.

"oh and they also gain super sonic hearing" Vexen said.

"VEXEN!!" they all screamed and followed Xemnas to the cinema. Everyone screamed when they saw Xemnas run through the streets yelling "Spoon head" followed by 11 people and a blue dog. They knew they weren't supposed to summon their weapons unless it was an emergency but THIS was an emergency while Saix (since he was still a dog) just followed the others.

Back in the Cinema

Scarlet, Riku, Xion and Neko enjoyed this movie called 'A future Don's dream' staring Terra from TAV. They were about to leave the cinema when suddenly.

"Breaking news!" The news reporter said. 'there has been a grey monster with daughter issues spotted running down the streets of destiny islands' the footage showed the grey hulk screaming for Xion and threatening to kill someone named 'spoon head'.

"OH MY GOD!! WHAT HAPPENED TO XEMNAS?!!!" Xion yelled.

"WHOA!!" Neko yelled. "THAT IS COOL!! Scarlet! Can I have a Hulk for a pet"

"no you may not" Scarlet growled. That hulk is dead.

"looks like our date's been cut short" Riku sighed.

"I guess" Xion felt tears run down her cheeks. She had grown to like him even more and she wanted to spend more time with him but Xemnas had turned into the hulk and she didn't want anyone to get hurt because of it. "wait did he say date?"

"I had a good time. Thank you" They stared into each others eyes for about 10 seconds before Riku used his right hand to touch her face. He pulled her face closer to his and their lips were centimetres away before…

"Sorry to ruin the kiss scene but we've got a hulk with a daughter complex to exterminate" Scarlet said walking past them with a sniper rifle. They immediately snapped out of it and turned away from eachother.

"oh my god...I almost kissed her again" Riku thought "control yourself!! she may be cute but you got to take things slowly"

"wait? Why do you have a rifle?" Xion asked sounding a bit worried.

"it's a sniper rifle" Scarlet said harshly.

"relax, it's has tranquilizers loaded. We would never kill people…well not on purpose" Neko reassured. The three walked outside to see an ugly grey beast somewhere nearby. "wow, someone's been eating their vegetables" Neko said in surprise.

"This is all because we went out" Riku said.

"I wonder what would happen if I ever told him I was pregnant" Xion said quietly to herself thinking "that won't happen" but Xemnas's super sonic hearing only picked up the words 'I'm pregnant' and a vicious roar come from the beast.

"SPOON HEAD!!"

"shouldn't we hide somewhere?" Xion asked sounding a little scared and holding onto Riku tightly.

"no need" Scarlet said as she walked outside and faced the sniper at Xemnas.

"YOU!!!" The Xemnas hulk yelled.

"Asta Lavista, Mansex" Scarlet shot the tranquiliser and Xemnas felt very sleepy. His original skin colour was returning, he was shrinking back to his original size and he was wearing only his pair of heart shaped underwear.

"that's just nasty!" Larxene shuddered.

"how are we getting him out of here?" Roxas asked. Neko, Riku and Xion shuddered when they saw Xemnas wearing only a pair of underwear. Xion spotted the other members of the Organization disposing of their weapons and carrying Xemnas away.

"hey aren't you guys sick?" Larxene, Roxas, Zexion, Demyx and Axel sweat dropped.

"oh (heartless) we've been caught" Zexion said.

"should we run for our lives?" Roxas asked.

"yeah…we should do that" Axel suggested and all five ran as fast as they could. The other organization members followed them with Lexeaus carrying the half naked nobody on his back.

"Scarlet!" Neko called. "where are we off to next?"

"We're going to blow up Mr. Xemnas's office for ruining a perfect night out" Scarlet gave her a maniacal smile.

Riku and Xion stood there and watched everyone leave the area. "well that was strange" Xion said sounding a little confused.

"How did your dad turn into a hulk with a daughter complex?"

Xion shrugged. "Vexen's new cough syrup?"

"that guy should just lay off the experiments for a while" Riku said remembering all the stuff that has happened this school year involving Vexen's experiments.

"I had a great time" Xion smiled and placed a small peck on his cheek. Riku's cheeks turned pink.

"I SAW THAT!!" Sora squealed from behind the bushes. "and when you two almost kissed as well!"

"SORA!!" Kairi whined.

"Sora?" Riku asked.

"yes?"

"Didn't you have a brother visiting?"

Sora sweat dropped. "um…uh…BYE!!" Sora sped off.

"and I better get back to my soap opera" Kairi said. Xion's eyes widened.

"which one?"

"Twilight Blues"

"wait what about your sister?" Riku asked.

"what sister?" Kairi asked sounding confused.

"the one who's sick" Riku answered in an as-a-matter-of-fact tone of voice.

"oh that one…BYE!!" Kairi sped away.

"I better go" Xion said. "see ya"

"wait!" Riku yelled. "um...uh...want to go to the beach for a stroll" Riku felt like slapping himself.

"sure" Xion smiled and grabbed his hand. "let's go"

From above the building Kuri smiled to herself and took a sip out of her coffee cup. "I'm good"

"you didn't do anything" Yuna said.

Kuri smiled again and took another sip out of her coffee cup. "I'm good"

"didn't you just say that?"

Yet again Kuri smiled and took another sip out of her coffee cup. "I'm good"

Paine smelt the coffee. Her eyes widened and pushed a red button. "RIKKU!!"

"yes!" Rikku asked. Red lights flashed, a siren went off and several policemen arrived.

"SHE'S HAD DECAF!! ABORT CHAPTER!! ABORT CHAPTER!!"

"but-

"I SAID ABOR—"

well there you have it. A rion chapter

Demyx: eeeww romance!

Larxene: *thwacks* real mature Demyx!

Axel: So what happened when they went on that stroll

Zexion: don't get any ideas Axel

Roxas: Ideas?

Zexion: you'll understand when you're older