Disclaimer: Does anyone really "own" anything? I, for one, admit that I don't own PotF.
Author's Note: Facial hair seems to be the theme of the day. All we need now is Pim to show up green with razor stubble.
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Hi. It's Keely. My boyfriend and my secret? If you only knew -- oh, and he's not my boyfriend, he's just a boy who I'm friends with, well, he's my best friend, and it was fun, our pretending to be parents today for your son, who is just a little, uh, bundle of energy -- which is why he's probably just worn out from smas-, wrec-, run-, yeah, that's it! He just wore himself out running up and down those stairs. You know Nathan; he can't get enough stairs. Stairs, stairs, stairs. Up the stairs, down the stairs, back up the stairs. Why, I thought they were going to make an old man of him (gulp). So ... you had a good day paintin' stripes on fish today? Congratulations, Mrs. Mustache -- I, I, I mean, "dash," must dash! I MUST DASH! BYE!
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