"That was fun," Henry said happily. "Although I do wish that I had one of those balls, only smaller."

"Whoa," Emma said as Cora waved her hand and transported them back to the present. "The park seems weird now."

"Here," Cora said, handing Henry something small and round discreetly. "I snuck one off and shrunk it. Don't tell Emma." Henry gave the woman a hug before happily shoving his new toy in his pocket.

The family was passing a small diner at this point, little chair set up around the courtyard.

"OH MY GOD!" Hook suddenly screamed, causing the entire family to stop walking.

"What? What's the matter?" Emma asked anxiously.

"AAAAH!"

"What?" Emma yelled.

"THERE ARE SO MANY EMPTY CHAIRS AT EMPTY TABLES!" Hook screamed, waving his arms around wildly and motioning towards the diner.

At this comment, Emma's face resembled a '._.' emoticon.

"What?" Cora asked. "Is there something wrong with my hearing aids again, 'cus I don't think I heard that quite right."

"EMPTY CHAIRS AT EMPTY TABLES! NOOOOOOOOO!" Hook yelled. "THERE ARE MORE THAN A SEVERAL FEW!"

"Several few?" Regina wondered. "Damn, that's confusing."

"I think I need to get better hearing aids," Cora groaned.

"SHUT UP, REGINA, NO ONE CARES ABOUT YOUR CURLY STRAIGHT HAIRED SELF!" Regina's hand immediately flew up to her head.

"How can my hair be straight and curly?"

"IF YOU COPIED GOLD'S HAIRSTYLE!"

"OH NO, YOU DIDN'T!"

"YEAH, I JUST DID!"

"CALM DOWN!" Emma yelled, breaking the two apart. "We're going on California Screamin' next, you can save all your breath for that one."

"What's California Screamin'?" Henry wondered.

"That," Emma said, pointing towards a ride on the end of the pier by them. Henry looked down to see a cart full of people, a loud overhead voice chanting down the words;

"Get ready, Screamers! Head back, face forward, and hang on! Launch in five, four, three, two, one!"

Like a flash of lightning, as soon as the voice spoke 'one', the ride zipped off the pier at... well, screaming speed. Henry's jaw was agape and the rest of the family was deathly silent.

"It's the fastest ride at this Disneyland resort, it can go up to fifty-five miles per hour in just four seconds," Emma spoke gravely. "Oh, yeah, and it's the world's sixth longest roller coaster."

"Wait... we- we're going on that?" Cora asked hesitantly.

"I'm sorry, Miss Swan, but I'm afraid I'll have to sit this one out," Gold spoke slowly.

"Yeah... it does look a bit... fast... Emma..." Neal said nervously.

"PRISSIES, WE'RE GETTING ON THE DAMN RIDE!" Emma screamed.

"How did I get into this mess anyway?" Charming wondered as the family took a seat in the coaster. He was in the very front, sitting next to Snow. Behind him, Gold and Belle, and behind those two, Regina and Hook. Henry and Emma in the cart behind that and Neal and Cora in the final cart.

"Well, sh*t," Cora whispered. "We're screwed."

"I'm scared," Hook said slowly. "Can I hold your hand?" Regina scowled but didn't make a move to stop him from grabbing his hand, although her face went sort of white when he squeezed it with Superman strength.

"Aaa!" Henry shrieked.

"The ride hasn't started moving yet, kid," Emma said slowly.

"Well, in a few seconds, it will," Gold said dryly.

"Get ready, Screamers! Head back, face forward, and hang on! Launch in five, four, three, two, one!"

"FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU*K!" the entire coaster full of Charmings screamed as the ride rocketed forward at an inhuman speed. A little bug flew into Regina's mouth and something hit Henry in the head.

"AAAH! MOM, THERE'S A FLYER IN MY FACE!" Henry screamed. "SOMEONE THREW A FLYER AT ME!" As the ride escalated, he took the chance to look at the flyer before screaming again at the horror- a promotional picture for Happy Tree Friends!

"AAAAH!" Henry screamed. "GET IT OFF, GET IT OFF, GET IT- OH MY GOD!" he screamed again as the ride soared down. "NOT THE TREE! NOT THE TREE FRIENDS!"

"WOOHOO!" Regina seemed to be the only one who was having fun. "THIS IS AWESOME!"

"I think the wind blew off my eyeliner," Hook gasped, breathless.

"Not another drop," Mary Margaret whimpered. "I- AAAAAAAAH!"

Belle, who seemed to be in a trancelike state, softly started singing the lyrics to 'I Believe I Can Fly'.

"No, you can't," Regina snapped. "Get over it."

"Shut up!" Gold yelled, even though he looked blankly terrified as they escalated yet again.

"You shut up, Fairy Godmother," Regina sneered.

"I-" Gold paused, before realizing how true that statement was.

"Oh sh*t."

"OH MY GOD, THE LOOP!" Emma screamed.

"THE LOOP!"

"NOT THE LOOP!"

"...It's windy out here."

"AAAAAH!" Henry screamed as they flew through the loop and then back down, the air streaking through his hair. Regina looked very pale and... and Snow was texting on her phone. The author will have to remember to figure out what she's writing so she can help Madame Mayor put it on 'Txt You Later'.

"Is it almost over?" Charming asked. His eyes were closed and he was shaking like a leaf in the wind. Or a fop in the wind, whichever you prefer.

"Yeah, I think it's done," Neal said slowly.

"Phew," Emma gasped. "Wasn't expecting that."

"Why am I all wet?" Belle wondered.

"The blastoff at the pier, sometimes water gets kicked up and blows into your face," Emma explained.

"We're going on again," Cora said slowly as she wiped a tadpole off her face.

"No, we're not," Emma said, glaring in her direction.

All right. So, since Cars seems to be a fan-favorite, I'm planning on bringing everyone back there once I get the chance. To go on Cars without a insane wait time, you gotta go there super early. Thanks to the 'Grand Californian Hotel'- 'Palace', I was able to get on the rides with my family a lot earlier. Trying to keep this as realistic as possible, but, for now, just sit back and enjoy!

Oh, and P.S. Someone got the 300th review yesterday;

Emily 6/3/13 . chapter 34
OMG YESSSSS HILARIOUS!

So you get to pick who sits by who, the prompt, some stuff you want them to eat at/eat or do, and the ride they go on.

And for the 300th review, I decided to throw this little last bit in here. Enjoy!

"How did I get myself into this mess... again?" Emma wondered as she boarded the cart.

"Hahaha, very funny," Cora said, handing her a bucket filled with golden sparkly dust. She poofed the rest of the family members theirs.

"So we throw the dust once we're at the loop?" Neal asked for confirmation.

"Yeah," Cora said simply.

"I don't like this blastoff, will it make all the dust get whooshed out of the bucket?" Charming whimpered.

"No, it'll only come out when we get to the loop, it's enchanted," Cora explained.

"Get ready, Screamers! Head back, face forward, and hang on! Launch in five, four, three, two, one!"

"WEEAAAH!" Henry yelled as the ride took off, climbing up another drop.

"Don't think I'm ready for this," Emma said weakly as they approached the loop.

"You can do this, Swan!" Cora shouted. "You were born to do this!"

"Really?" Emma asked, perking up.

"No, b*tch!" Cora laughed, before preparing her bucket as they circled the loop.

"NOW!" she yelled, and the entire family dumped their buckets out quite quickly. Some hit Charming in the face, who was sitting in the back, but the rest was picked up by the wind and was sent swirling. For one split second, the dust formed the words 'THANKS FOR THE 300 REVIEWS!' but they were gone as quickly as they had come.

"YAAAY!" The family yelled, before Henry screamed out something quickly.

"NOT THE TREE FRIENDS!"