Okay, here's the REAL action-packed, zombie-bashing chapter.
Stutz: (has ice-pack on his head) W-Was that LAST c-chapter really n-necessary?
Me: Oh, it wasn't THAT bad, was it?
Malone: (walks in) You shall die the moment I see you. (walks out)
Me: 0_o …So… just now doesn't count?
Reviewer Thanks
Tracker78: Glad to give you some laughs :)
Disclaimer: *yawn* same old song and dance, I own nothing.
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Everyone stood inside the hotel, looking out at the zombies. "So how do we handle zombies?" Finn asked in a whisper.
"Run and bash them in the heads, that's how they did it in High School Of The Dead," Kiff replied.
"Only if the situation is dire," Lamone said through Puggsy. "Zombies can't really see that well, and rely on their hearing, which is as good as a werewolf's since their other senses have rotted. There's not very many out there, so if we can quietly navigate our way to the car, we can easily drive off. One sound, though, and we'll be forced to fight our way through. Zombies may not sound like much, but they can move fast, and once they grab you, they'll latch on and won't let go until you're one of them."
"How do you know all this?" Aladdin asked.
"I was around when the first Zombie Outbreak spread. Who else would give producers answers on how the heroes would handle a situation like that?"
"Ah."
"They're also attracted to light, and they'll only feed on humans. Werewolves and vampires won't appeal to them, so we can handle them without the fear of being bitten," Edwin added.
Kynley looked out the window, just as a zombie lurked by. She gasped and clung on to Jennifer. "Mom, I'm scared…" she gasped.
"I told you it would be dangerous, didn't I?" Jennifer replied, giving Kiff a harsh look. "Nice to see what kind of world you introduced my daughter to,"
Kiff glowered. "Why don't we just open a portal past those zombified creeps?" he suggested, ignoring her.
"We're closer to Finneas than before. If any of us use our powers, we'll only attract his attention," Tracker replied, loading her gun. "If we have to get past these things, we're going to have to do it Resident Evil style,"
"My kind of style!" Silver (the werewolf) said with a grin.
"Aladdin, you and Jasmine take the kids on Carpet and get them out of here," Kitefang said. "We'll meet you outside of town,"
"Got it," Aladdin replied.
"But we want to stay and help fight!" Crim complained.
"You can kill zombies after you hit puberty, now go." Brielle told him.
Aladdin and Jasmine gathered the kids on the carpet, and the others walked toward the door. "Whatever happens out there, we stay together," Biff said, and they walked out.
The zombies slowly walked by, some moaning. The others quietly walked by. A zombie passed by Puggsy and he froze, but the undead paid him no attention. Lamone's right, they can't see us. he thought.
'Of course I'm right. Also, since you're carrying my heart, they sense a vampire essence on you and won't bother you,' Lamone put in. 'You're welcome.'
Puggsy rolled his eyes, and continued walking with the others. Vincent was the farthest ahead and nodded toward the vehicle, and they began to walked toward it, the zombies unaware that they were near.
"Whoa! Oof!"
…Unaware, that is, until Stutz tripped and hit the ground.
The zombies turned, facing them.
"RUUUUUNNNN!" Luca shouted, and they ran to the vehicle.
"You know, we could have just ran without you having to shout and draw MORE attention!" Toni remarked.
The zombies were quick, stumbling toward them and lunging. Storm snarled and swung a bat, beating a zombie's head in and splattering blood on the pavement. Another zombie grabbed onto Finn, but Silver (the cyborg) switched his arm into a laser pistol and blasted the zombie in the head, and it limply released Finn.
Despite the lies that you're making
Your love is mine for the taking
My love is just waiting
To turn your tears into roses
Puggsy held up his gun and shot at a line of zombies that were making their way toward them, while FF2 shot at the ones that had surrounded the vehicle. "I haven't had this much fun since I kicked your butt in Splatterhouse!" FF2 exclaimed.
"Shut up and keep shooting!" Puggsy retorted, blasting away another zombie.
Despite the lies that you're making
Your love is mine for the taking
My love is just waiting
To turn your tears into roses
"Nice choice of background music," Kitefang said, his bracelet now a sword, and he cut a zombie in two.
"It does fit this scene," Stalker agreed, electrocuting a zombie and making it's head explode. "DIE, ZOMBIES, DIE!"
"Aaaand she's gone insane," Hardy narrated, then slammed his fist on a zombie's head, smashing it's skull in. "DIE, ZOMBIE, DIE!"
I will be the one that's gonna hold you
I will be the one that you run to
My love is a burning, consuming fire
Jet and Rascal grabbed a pair of zombies behind their heads and slammed their heads together, while Toni threw one head-first into a building. Vincent and Brielle stood back-to-back, shooting at some zombies that began to circle them. Hunter and Drew tackled a couple zombies, swinging them by the heels and bashing their heads onto other zombie's heads, blood spurting everywhere.
Kim grabbed a metal pole and pole-vaulted over a line of zombies, then bashing another zombie over the head. Jackie was right behind her, throwing shuriken into a pair of zombies' scalps. "Is it getting graphic around here, or is it just me?" Jackie joked, then kicked a zombie in the head.
No, you'll never be alone
When darkness comes
You know I'm never far
Hear my whispers in the dark
A zombie suddenly grabbed onto Gwen and she screamed, until a laser-shot blasted the zombie in the head, and Jim pulled her out of danger. (a/n: Please… no jealous fan-girl riots)
Whispers in the dark
Jennifer and Jessica made a fairly good team, striking down zombies with their ammunition, while Gin and Finn backed them up, Gin using her sword to slice through zombies while Finn used his guitar to bash them on their heads. Di flipped through the air and shot at a few zombies as she flew overhead, landing on the ground as they dropped dead behind her. "Now this is why I signed up," she said, smirking.
Shang had transformed into her wolf-form, leaping and pinning down zombies, making them easy targets. Claw was following her, smashing the zombies heads, when a fallen one tripped her. "Oof!" she grunted, and a zombie staggered toward her. Fangpuss snarled and lunged, crushing the zombie's skull, then helped his sister back up. "They don't come after werewolves, remember?"
"I wasn't taking any chances," Fangpuss retorted, then elbowed a zombie in its temple.
You feel so lonely and ragged
You lay there broken and naked
My love is just waiting
To clothe you in crimson roses
Stutz ran, clawing at a zombie's face, and it tried biting him. Luca stepped in and bashed the zombie in the head, making blood gush out. "THAT'S how you take out a zombie, Stutz," Luca replied.
"T-Thanks f-for the l-lesson," Stutz replied, wiping blood off his face.
I will be the one that's gonna find you
I will be the one that's gonna guide you
My love is a burning, consuming fire
WG kept shooting at zombies, until one snuck up behind her. She turned around, too late, and tried to shoot, but the undead was already upon her, and her best defense was pressing the gun against its throat to keep its mouth from her flesh. She tried pulling the trigger, only to find out she was out of bullets. "Damn it, Fangs, if you wrote this in…" she cursed.
There was a zap, and FF2 blasted the zombie away with his gauntlet, and he helped her up. "Here, use mine," he said, handing her his gun. "Careful, though, it's got quite a-"
*BANG!*
"Whoa!" WG flew back, into a wall.
"…Kick." FF2 finished.
No, you'll never be alone
When darkness comes
I'll light the night with stars
Hear my whispers in the dark
Silver snarled as he punched a zombie's face in, while Silver grabbed one by the throat and swung it downward, crushing it's face into the pavement… You can tell which one was which, couldn't you?
Biff and Brody managed to reach the vehicle, Brody shooting back a few zombies who came near them, and they climbed in and drove around the street, running down zombies while picking up the others.
No, you'll never be alone
When darkness comes
You know I'm never far
Hear my whispers in the dark
"I've always wanted to do this!" Kiff exclaimed, aiming his gun out the window as they drove, and shot down oncoming zombies.
"This is more awesome than watching that anime you just mentioned on the first page!" Blackrose added with a howl.
Stalker and Drew looked out the sunroof, staring ahead. "Looks like we've got a whole lotta zombies to run over," Drew said.
"Allow me to decreasify the amount!" Hardy growled, popping up between them with a gun, and started shooting away.
A zombie suddenly got close enough to the car and grabbed onto the edge of the window, reaching in and trying to grab Biff, who yelped and rolled up the window tight, making the zombie's arm detach and fall into his lap. "Yech!" he gagged, grabbing it and throwing it toward the other open window, but it hit the edge and landed in Kim's lap!
"Eew, gross!" Kim cried, smacking the arm into the back seat, where it grabbed onto Di's leg.
"Yeow! Get it off!" Di screamed, kicking it away and into Stutz's lap.
"EEEEEE!" Stutz screamed, throwing it out the window.
"Lets give Stutz a big hand!" GIR exclaimed.
"Hold on, gang!" Biff called. "It's going to be a bumpy ride!"
No, you'll never be alone
When darkness comes
I'll light the night with stars
Hear my whispers in the dark
The car smacked into several more zombies, and Hardy, Kiff, and Vincent all kept their guns aimed out the windows, shooting at them to thin down the numbers. The car hit a dip in the road, causing one zombie they hit to fly onto the roof. Hardy shot it off.
No, you'll never be alone
When darkness comes
You know I'm never far
Hear the whispers in the dark
*BAM!*
The last zombie they hit was a large one, and the impact caused the vehicle to swerve on two wheels, rolling across the street.
Whispers in the dark
Everyone screamed.
Whispers in the dark
The car stopped, landing in a ditch.
Whispers in the dark
Acting quick, Fangface kicked the door open and helped pull everyone out. "That… was… freakin' awesome…" Luca commented, then passed out.
"Is everyone alright?" Jackie asked.
"A little bruised, soaked with blood, and traumatized… but fine." Jessica said.
"Well, that could have gone better," Puggsy said, looking at the busted car. "Now how are we gonna get to the mountains?"
"(grr) Ah, it doesn't look too bad. Just a couple dents, but it might still be able to-" Fangface said.
*BOOM!*
The car burst into flames.
"Um… okay, maybe it needs a fixer-upper." Fangface said.
"There goes our deposit," Kitefang added.
"The mountains are three miles from here," Vincent estimated. "We'll have to go by foot, until we find another vehicle."
"Someone call for a ride?" came a voice, and Aladdin, Jasmine, and the kids came down, the one who had spoken being Genie. "One knew vehicle, coming right up!"
With a *poof*, Genie transformed into an SUV. "Did I mention you're my favorite Disney character?" Tracker said to him.
"Ah, I get it all the time,"
Jennifer looked behind her. "We'd better move now." she said, and turned to Aladdin. "Al, you and Jasmine stay airborne with the kids and be an aerial scout. Those zombies aren't too far behind us, and God knows how many more might be out there,"
"Right," Aladdin said, and they took to the skies, while the others climbed into the Genie-SUV and shot off down the road.
Unbeknownst to them, Marcus was watching their every move with his crystal ball. "Looks like the timeline is set in place," he said, smirking. "Soon, those meddlers will wish they handed themselves over to the undead…"
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A/N: I love myself a graphic, action-packed, blood-splattering chapter, don't you? Song mentioned was "Whispers In The Dark" by Skillet.
Please review. No flames unless you want to experience the pain the zombies had to feel… um… zombies feel pain, don't they?