Inspiration! I read, I think, I dream. WOOO! This is about something I learned today. EW…learning. ---Shivers---
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"I think I'm turning Japanese. I think I'm turning Japanese. I really think so." Ed bobbed his head as the catchy song lyrics spilled from his mouth. Everyone knew the song. It was fun and got stuck in your head EXTREMELY easily.
So Ed went to sing it to his lover.
"ROY!" he shouted as he opened the office door. It said 'Fuhrer Mustang' on it, and there was a little hand written sign that read 'KnOcK BeFoRe EnTeRiNg!' That was Havoc's odd idea. He said everyone was doing letters like that. Little did he know that was in over a year ago. Anyway, Ed didn't knock, but then, he never did.
Mustang looked up from his lame paperwork to see his favorite blonde bouncing towards him. Yes, bouncing.
"What are you doing?" he asked from his desk.
"Bobbing my head and humming."
Roy sighed. "Why, then?
Ed smiled. "Because…. think I'm turning Japanese. I think I'm turning Japanese. I really think so!" He sang it and unknowingly bobbed his head while doing so. This caused a smirk to appear on Roy's face. Ed's smiled faded. "What?"
"Do you know what that is referring to?" Ed shook his head and Roy stood and sat next to him on the couch. "Good…because you'd freak." He leaned to kiss Ed, who turned away.
"Why would I freak?"
"How long have you been singing that song?" Roy questioned, a slightly worried look on his face. He'd given up on the kiss.
"Since I heard it this afternoon at like…one. So for about four hours. Why?"
"You know that face you do, when we're…" Roy rolled his hands in the air. Ed gave him a skeptical look, but nodded. "Well, your eyes… go slanty and almost closed." He looked at Ed's blank face. He wasn't getting it. "You 'go Japanese', when you cum."
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NO LIE!!! I was watching VH1 and they said it! But they said masturbation. Same difference. Review me and give me tea! (I have a cold…)