P.S. Should We Kidnap That Girl?
by Psycho-Neurotically Disturbed Part 36 Disclaimer: I do not own Bleach or any of it's plots or characters.

Dear Leader of Shinigami,

Me has the girl. If you want her back, you have to provide Hueco Mundo with a lifetime supply of dog biscuits, chew toys, matching food and water dishes, and the complete first season of Scooby Doo. Everything in pink, preferably. Grimmjow wants some stuff for his cat, Drop.

Love,
Yami 10th Espada

P.S. Please don't tell Aizen-sama...he might get mad at me.