PRIVATE MEMO
TO: Col. John Sheppard
FROM: Ronon Dex
RE: Athletic performance
The only reason that you outran me is that you were infected with Beckett's retrovirus. That's hardly fair. I desire a rematch.
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PRIVATE MEMO
TO: Ronon Dex
FROM: Col. John Sheppard
RE: Athletic performance
Hello, what part of 'confined to the infirmary' didn't you understand? Sergeant Bates would probably shoot me if I tried to leave. I know he's been gunning for my job. Besides, I think you're just being a sore loser.
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PRIVATE MEMO
TO: Dr. Kavanaugh
FROM: Dr. David Edmonds
RE: Bad performance
Hey, Kav, I totally see what you meant when you said that your coworkers were idiots. That medical briefing was just pathetic! That chick Biro acts like she never took a genetics class in her life. And that surgeon sitting on her other side, he was just taking up space! It's a wonder the entire expedition isn't dead by now.
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PRIVATE MEMO
TO: Major Lorne
FROM: Col. John Sheppard
RE: Bugworld
I haven't had the chance yet to thank you for saving my butt (and keeping it human). Going into that cave was one of the craziest, hair-brained stunts I've ever heard of, but it worked.
Do something like that again, though, and your butt will be the one getting kicked! My life isn't worth any more than anyone else's. But again, thanks.
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PRIVATE MEMO
TO: Col. John Sheppard
FROM: Major Lorne
RE: Bugworld
You're welcome, sir. I'd do it again in a minute, even if you court-martialed me. You were the one that taught me that we never leave a man behind.
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A/N: I'm assuming that the female doctor who was talking about somatic cells during the briefing was Dr. Biro. And I've decided that the dark-haired muscular guy sitting next to her is Schwartz!